Shimmy shimmy ya.
God DAMN is it Always Sunny season yet? I am dragging and last season ruled so much. August blows. I know I've said that before, but August really blows. Also what blows? This 75 word-limit. I can only make so much small talk with myself on a random Tuesday night. You just wait, people, one day I'm just going to type "75 words" 37.5 times. Then we'll see whose what is where, SB Nation.
ARE YOU MY CAUCASIAN? ARE YOU MY CAUCASIAN??