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Welcome The New Bloody Elbow Staff Members

A couple of weeks ago, you probably noticed that the first guy to comment on every post was no longer SSReporters. It was some Mookie Alexander guy. They acted basically the same, but this Mookie guy had a little more confidence when he tore apart whole divisions and slammed Tim Sylvia's (lack of) skills. You might have also noticed that Chris Hall guy getting all cocky in the comments, telling everyone to stop calling him Brenda because he was connected now or some garbage.

So why are these two so cocky all of a sudden? Because they work here.

Yes folks, after months and months of searching every corner of the internet (does the internet have corners?), we finally narrowed down the choices to three - SSReporters, Brenda, and a chimp named Mikey that's a blue belt in BJJ and types 40 wpm. Unfortunately the chimp wasn't willing to give up his social life to work weekends, so we were stuck with the other two. You can offer your congratulations by hurling abuse at them, much the way that Mikey hurls his feces at prospective opponents in BJJ tourneys. And up in the club.

All kidding aside, both men are doing an excellent job so far and have been very valuable additions to the team. But they're not the only additions. We've also added the former halitosis (who shall now go by his secret international spy name George Halvatzis Jr.) to handle fight announcements. You may have noticed that he was doing some fine work in the fanposts and we were promoting some of his posts. Well, now he'll be doing them from the staff side of the fence. Give George a hearty welcome, and be sure to treat him with the respect that you'd give to Chris and Mookie. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounded good.

For those of you that are still interested in working for BE, worry not my friends. There will still be opportunities to join the site in the near future, so keep doing what you're doing. Trust me, we're paying attention.

Now get back to work.

EDIT - Zombie Prophet got his own post from Nate when he started, but I'm a jackass and I should have mentioned him here as well. If you haven't already, offer up some congrats to ZP!

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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