I know, I know. I had to read the title three times to make sure it was real life too, and I wrote the damn thing. For reasons unbeknownst to editors like me, someone decided to hand Mr. Campbell a banhammer. My hope is that Nate made him trade in his CAPS LOCK KEY in exchange for it, but I'm not getting my hopes up. Our British moderator TC Engel has unfortunately decided to follow in his footsteps due to their obvious bromance, but it needs to be put to a stop. Keith, seriously - make him stop.
Seriously though, Keith is one of our most respected community members and has written some seriously awesome UFC/Pride event reviews in the past. It is my hope that he won't be consumed by his new powers and he'll continue doing those, because let's face it - they're really his only redeeming quality. Besides his supposed Words With Friends skills. He refuses to play me though, so I think he's full of poopy. POOPY I SAY.
Anyway, everyone give Keith a hearty congrats for his "promotion", and try not to make fun of his face. For tonight at least. Welcome to the real names, kid.