TOMFOOLERY IS HEREBY ALLOWED FOR THIS OPEN THREAD AND THIS OPEN THREAD ALONE. AFTER TODAY'S FESTIVITIES, IT WILL BE BACK TO THE NORMAL HUMDRUM BORING OPEN THREADS TO WHICH WE'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED.

Sorry, all this yelling makes my throat (fingers?) hoarse. What are we up to tonight? How many of us invalids will be watching the SummerSlam? I feel like Rick Rude will totally take the belt from Ultimate Warrior in the cage. But there's so much else going on! THERE ARE NEW SHOWS ON FOOD NETWORK FOR ONE. I'm not sure how many of you appreciate that like I do, but as I've noted in the past, I spend a good portion of my Sunday evenings yelling at the television in a feeble attempt to get food to go in my belly. I'll also be playing Words With Friends, which I tend to dominate (except against that fool Snatchl, who somehow manages to best me). Username is krcampbell24 if you want to play me.

**UPDATE** Marta has been kind enough to point out that she's also handed my ass to me with great regularity in Words with Friends. I apologize for this omission.

Now I've met the necessary word limit, so time for you all to talk about whatever it is you all usually say. I don't know, I barely pay attention unless I'm involved.