It's August....hooray! Why? Because August is one step closer to September, and September is almost October. And October fucking RULES.

The weather cools down, good fall air, all the fucktards are back in school, you got the NHL, NFL, and College Football all in swing, Halloween, which is a national holiday for men the world over, MUHFUCKIN REAL APPLE CIDER IS AVAILABLE. October, son! October.

Also, I'd ask you to keep your voices down, as Rutager is still recovering from his brown-paper-bag-liquor hangover from last night. The man went out on his sword, Kudos, fine soldier!