A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

TEAM ALPHA MALE BONDING

"Just when u think things can't get any worse...i come home 2 these Yahoos! @Cruickshank155 @coferpottery @ufc wow haha" -Urijah Faber ‏

There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.

RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Blessed to still have the full support of Broom County/ all my fans and my DWI case officially behind me. Moving forward" -Jon Jones

"Watching the #Olympics on TV is pretty cool but I liked the book better. #Olympics2012" -Kenny Florian

"You ever unleashed such a fart that it made you a better person? I just did." -Josh Barnett

"I've been pushing like a pregnant lady this training camp #ughhh (Rick Ross voice)" -Derek Brunson

"I have watch my fight repeated against Tim and is no way I see me losing that fight" -Hector Lombard, for what it's worth, the real loser of the fight were the fans.

HONDA!

"Sparring 2..." -Ronda Rousey

"Getting stalked by Showtime all day... Countdown show should be all kinds if fantastic though!" -Ronda Rousey

"Mitwork with Miss Carmen Electra..." -Ronda Rousey

NOVER TO ONE FC?

"@mitchchilson @RollesGracie @igorgracie @GregorGracie r u guys fighting in Manila Philippines? That would be sick. I have2 get on that card..." -Phillipe Nover, the Filipino is looking to compete at ONE FC 5. It also happens that Shinya Aoki also doesn't have an opponent yet. Coincidence?

"2 dream places I have to fight in. Araneta Coliseum Manila Philippines & Madison Square Garden NYC!" -Phillipe Nover

"The man the Legend himself @renzograciebjj!" -Phillipe Nover

CONTINUING THEIR TWITTER BEEF

"@RondaRousey good morning!" -Miesha Tate, I don't want to judge, but do I sense a tiny bit of jealousy here?

"@MieshaTate" -Ronda Rousey

YES, TWICTURES

"At SJC.. excited for @invictafights dos!!!" -Natasha Wicks

"Its that time!! @invictafights is here!" -Natasha Wicks

"From my quick shoot yesterday w/ @invictafights ring girls, @natashawicks and @giannapuppo !" -Tracy Lee

"Nap or pool?" -Logan Stanton

"Until next time, New York 😉❤" -Logan Stanton

BEN HENDERSON MAKES FUN OF THE MMA MEDIA

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc fighter thinks he can beat this guy, or that guy & the champ too...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc fighter gets new huge tattoo...#DUHHAAHAHAHAHA..." -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc fighter reveals hidden injury going into fight, says he would've won if 100%...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc fighter says judges screwed him over, thinks he won the fight clearly...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc fighter has 15 lbs (GASP) to cut only days before weigh-ins...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc Pres. @danawhite drops f-bomb during press conference #DUH(I'm just joking boss, doing lame MMA headlines)" -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc won't fight training partner who he loves like a brother & mentor...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc fighter camp & coaches thinks their guy won the fight, says other fighter is too big, it's unfair...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc fighter tweets & calls out another fighter, says this time it's not business, it's PERSONAL (mwahahaha)...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

"BREAKING NEWS: @ufc fighter who gained massive amount of muscle in only 3 weeks gets popped for steroids...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

"Mwahahaha, alright tweeps, I'm done for now...I'm sure I'll be inspired by some more AWESOME mma credible news sources later on...#DUH" -Ben Henderson

PHIL DAVIS VS. WAGNER PRADO

"Well played... LoL it's so classic it kills me @teamnogueirario @wagnercaldeirao" -Phil Davis

BONUS PHOTOS

"Check out my new avatar on twitter! :-) thanks inside fitness!" -Brittney Palmer

"Behind the scenes! @danielkincaidphotography @alilevinedesign #2013calendarshoot" -Brittney Palmer