Awww yeah, let's get straight weird up in hee-yah. I'm gonna watch my Pirates get embarrassed by an awful ballclub, Afro's gonna re-write Great Expectations on his Nokia, and TC is gonna sip on virgin gin and juices.

As an aside, the people complaining about the beach volleyball teams not being in bikinis...I mean...it's fucking 2012! Aside from probably Fred Willard, I don't know who needs to look at large beach volleyball playing women to get your jollies. I can see a girl banging a polar bear in three clicks, yet people are upset they don't get to watch semi-butchy women wearing competitive swimsuits? Is it goddamned 1859?