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The Best of BE's Lost Drafts, Part 1

Bloody Elbow has been around for a while now and much to my dismay, things aren't exactly organized as well as they could be in some areas. I'm one of those annoying people that has to have everything sorted and make sure that everything has a place, and unused drafts are outliers to me. I can't stand if I have one, and I have to delete it immediately if I'm not going to use it. Well, other BE staff members haven't exactly shown the same level of tidiness (I'm looking at you Brookhouse - 180. 180!), and there are scores of drafts sitting around that have never actually been converted into published work. I was given permission to feed my mild OCD and delete a bunch of them today, but I noticed something while I was going through them.

It turns out that some of them are pretty damn funny.

So, here is a quick list of some titles or excerpts from Bloody Elbow drafts that didn't quite make the cut. Some of these were already tweeted by Brent and I earlier today, but a lot of you don't use twitter so I figured a fanpost would be fun. These are from authors past and present, and I'm not going to name who wrote what because that would be tacky. I'm not trying to tease anyone with these, just provide some mild amusement for the evening. Check 'em after the jump, and stay tuned for part two in the near future.

"WAMMA Returns, Remains Hilarious"

"Snapshot of the day - can you find Kimbo? "

"Will a network deal force the UFC to give against it's best fights for free?"

"blabha baear"

"aearea areare" (same guy, different post)

"For the sake of this post, put aside the serious possibility that Kenny Florian could win the Lightweight Championship..."

"EliteXC: Not The XFL"

"This Saturday's UFC 85 has a very good chance of being the most competitive card of the year."

"Randy Couture: Are there Cracks in the Captain"

"Strikeforce Shouldn't Book Kim Couture vs. Meisha Tate"

"Frank Mir: "If I Had to Pick a Guy to Beat Anderson Silva, I’d Pick Forrest Griffin"

"The "double main event" of Shamrock vs. Clifton and "Tank" vs. Bourke features men who are a combined 3-16-1 in their last 5 fights."

"BUDDY, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, YOU GOTTA LET THIS GO"

"Is Rooting For Herschel Walker To Fail Rooting Against MMA To Succeed?"

"January UFC Chicken"

"I've been writing for Bloody Elbooooooooooooo. fuck" ‪

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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