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Monday Night Open Thread

HOWDY DO!

One-week anniversary of the Open Threads, so the least you people can do is bring the funny tonight and entertain me, minions! Muwhahaha!

I'm gonna celebrate our one-week anniversary like I celebrate all my one-week anniversaries. I'm going to get astonishingly drunk, embarrass all parties involved, make several poignant comments about their bitchy mother, then fall asleep in my car. Looking forward to it tonight! THEN I'M GOING TO TAKE MARTA OUT FOR a nice seafood dinner, THEN NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

Also, looking forward to a return of Gruxor the Sax Man!

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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