I'm sure this already feels like old news to you but the quarter finals of the BECW Grand Prix took place a few days ago. I spent forever working up the enthusiasm to write a recap which I apologise for (side note: next season, I want someone else to actively help out with scorekeeping and recapping - I can't keep staying up till 7am just because Zater can't sort a table and OBP is too drunk) so I decided to mix things up and keep things a little less stat-heavy this time. Don't worry, once the season is over you'll get so many tables you'd think I'm IKEA.

Anyway, here are some of the stories from UFC on Fuel: Weidman vs. Munoz:

• Rampage's School of Cuckoldry decided to throw their toys out of the pram to protest the grossly unfair way benten's Poor Decisions outscored them by 186 points to take their playoff spot. Captain krcampbell and three of his teammates missed picks to teach the rest of the BECW a lesson although the nature of this lesson is still unknown to everyone except themselves. Word on the street is that the Cuckolders will finish their BECW contract if they can get an opponent who will pick with their heart instead of going with UD's for grinding wrestlers.
• Beta Males crushed Team Precise Precision thanks to 8 above-average scores and a set of missed picks from TPP's Bobillarious. While the win came as a surprise to nobody except kreally, it was disappointing to see TPP crash out of the Grand Prix with so little fanfare. My thanks to PFP and his cohorts for winning a 3 month sig & av bet for me - kreally, you'll be getting an e-mail very soon ...
• Night of the Living Death started the season with five consecutive top three scores as they established themselves as early favourites for BECW gold but a late season slump saw them not only lose out to Wario in the battle for top position in the Kimura Division but also unceremoniously crash out of the Grand Prix to the unfancied Off Constantly. Off Constantly will be taking on divisional rivals Beta Males in the semis - Beta Males hold a 2-1 advantage from the regular season but all three matchups were close.
• Living Death famously won an easier playoff matchup on paper by losing out to Wario in the regular season but as it turns out, Violent Newt's team would have won their playoff matchup had they been matched up with Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers. In other words, Wario knocked Living Death out of the playoffs. Suck it.
• In a battle of former teammates, gspmademegay (RIP) and his leg-jerking Toquinhos had an all-round off night as they suffered a 60-point defeat to benten20 and the Decreasingly Poor Decisions. Following the Decisions' failure to register a top half score in the first five events, they have now posted best, 3rd best and 5th best scores in the past three weeks to solidify their status as dark horse to the BECW trophy. Can the fairytale continue?
• Finally, what was touted as a Scandinavian battle for the ages turned into something more like the Stockholm Bloodbath as Wario slaughtered Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers by a staggering 168 points, posting 9 above-average scores and a BECW-high team score of 800 in the process. The Boxers claimed injustice as soon as it turned out Andy Davis had missed picks but Horselover's Undies would've been soiled even if Wario had only posted 9 scores instead of 11. Suck it.
• In Bland Prix action, Jon Jones' PR Agency posted a paltry score of 585 points but defeated the aforementioned Ragequitters by 101 points anyway. Damon O crashed his Honda into a pole and missed picks and a PR statement from the Agency is expected any minute.
• Meanwhile, As Real As It Gets posted a respectable score for once as they actually outperformed We Toquinho despite BROCKLESNAR!!!!! missing 91% of his picks. Sadly for Burke's Bunch, Patak's Chili Pickles were on fire as they posted the 3rd-highest score to take first place in the Bland Prix.

Tables and matchups after the jump ...

Individual Scores, UFC on Fuel 4

Wario dominated the Top 10 as four players made it, lead by triangled whose score of 92 was good enough for first place and 2nd overall on MMA PG. SS Reporters came in 2nd and his score of 90 landed him in 3rd place on PG. Well done, guys! Amusingly, the top scores on PG was posted by Baby_Wads, a member ofthe prospects camp who didn't sign up for the current season.

Individual Scores, Overall

WHO CAN STOP SWIFTMAN? With a 35 point lead and only two events to go, swiftman must be feeling good about his chances. Dangalvan's fine score sees him crack the top 10 while the four ragequitters plummet down the rankings.

Top Overachievers

No surprises as jafotinatos claims top spot. It will take a monumental slide for jafo if triangled is to pry first place from him.

Bottom Underachievers

Damon O's missed picks cost him dearly as he now sits atop the Hall of Shame. E-Mo's signature will attest to the fact that a lot of people saw his involvement on this list coming while Chris Hall has apparently grown tired of being mediocre and settled for ineptitude instead.

Bland Prix Standings

Next Week's Matchups

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Grand Prix Semi-Finals

Beta Males vs Off Constantly

Wario Yamasaki's Stand-Up Guys vs. The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Cecil Peoples

Grand Prix Consolation Bracket

Team Precise Precision vs. Night of the Living Death

We Toquinho vs. Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers

Bland Prix

Rampage's School of Cuckoldry vs. Patak's Chili Pickles

As Real As It Gets vs. Jon Jones' PR Agency

That's it for now. Hit me up in the comments if the lack of christmas tree tables made you uncomfortable.