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BECW Quarter Final Recap: Rampage Ragequits, Toquinho Gets Upset, Wario, Males, OC Progress

I'm sure this already feels like old news to you but the quarter finals of the BECW Grand Prix took place a few days ago. I spent forever working up the enthusiasm to write a recap which I apologise for (side note: next season, I want someone else to actively help out with scorekeeping and recapping - I can't keep staying up till 7am just because Zater can't sort a table and OBP is too drunk) so I decided to mix things up and keep things a little less stat-heavy this time. Don't worry, once the season is over you'll get so many tables you'd think I'm IKEA.

Anyway, here are some of the stories from UFC on Fuel: Weidman vs. Munoz:

  • Rampage's School of Cuckoldry decided to throw their toys out of the pram to protest the grossly unfair way benten's Poor Decisions outscored them by 186 points to take their playoff spot. Captain krcampbell and three of his teammates missed picks to teach the rest of the BECW a lesson although the nature of this lesson is still unknown to everyone except themselves. Word on the street is that the Cuckolders will finish their BECW contract if they can get an opponent who will pick with their heart instead of going with UD's for grinding wrestlers.
  • Beta Males crushed Team Precise Precision thanks to 8 above-average scores and a set of missed picks from TPP's Bobillarious. While the win came as a surprise to nobody except kreally, it was disappointing to see TPP crash out of the Grand Prix with so little fanfare. My thanks to PFP and his cohorts for winning a 3 month sig & av bet for me - kreally, you'll be getting an e-mail very soon ...
  • Night of the Living Death started the season with five consecutive top three scores as they established themselves as early favourites for BECW gold but a late season slump saw them not only lose out to Wario in the battle for top position in the Kimura Division but also unceremoniously crash out of the Grand Prix to the unfancied Off Constantly. Off Constantly will be taking on divisional rivals Beta Males in the semis - Beta Males hold a 2-1 advantage from the regular season but all three matchups were close.
  • Living Death famously won an easier playoff matchup on paper by losing out to Wario in the regular season but as it turns out, Violent Newt's team would have won their playoff matchup had they been matched up with Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers. In other words, Wario knocked Living Death out of the playoffs. Suck it.
  • In a battle of former teammates, gspmademegay (RIP) and his leg-jerking Toquinhos had an all-round off night as they suffered a 60-point defeat to benten20 and the Decreasingly Poor Decisions. Following the Decisions' failure to register a top half score in the first five events, they have now posted best, 3rd best and 5th best scores in the past three weeks to solidify their status as dark horse to the BECW trophy. Can the fairytale continue?
  • Finally, what was touted as a Scandinavian battle for the ages turned into something more like the Stockholm Bloodbath as Wario slaughtered Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers by a staggering 168 points, posting 9 above-average scores and a BECW-high team score of 800 in the process. The Boxers claimed injustice as soon as it turned out Andy Davis had missed picks but Horselover's Undies would've been soiled even if Wario had only posted 9 scores instead of 11. Suck it.
  • In Bland Prix action, Jon Jones' PR Agency posted a paltry score of 585 points but defeated the aforementioned Ragequitters by 101 points anyway. Damon O crashed his Honda into a pole and missed picks and a PR statement from the Agency is expected any minute.
  • Meanwhile, As Real As It Gets posted a respectable score for once as they actually outperformed We Toquinho despite BROCKLESNAR!!!!! missing 91% of his picks. Sadly for Burke's Bunch, Patak's Chili Pickles were on fire as they posted the 3rd-highest score to take first place in the Bland Prix.

Tables and matchups after the jump ...

Individual Scores, UFC on Fuel 4

Rank Name Score
1 #110 triangled 92
2 #13 SSReporters 90
3 #62 tomvale13 82
4 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 81
4 #47 LBO 81
4 #79 inthepipes 81
4 #86 Dangalvan 81
4 #88 trice 81
9 #95 chamiehawk 78
10 #43 PDG27 76
10 #59 Josh Hall 76
10 #108 juanchoD 76
13 #2 DetroitDrew1980 75
13 #37 sun yue 75
13 #55 RonSwanson 75
13 #74 clayguidashair 75
13 #76 swiftman 75
13 #98 1N87 75
13 (R) grits207 75
20 #5 hardy's in your face 74
20 #54 brutalbobbyt 74
20 #83 balrog 74
20 #93 Marcu$ 74
20 #107 HaterSlayer 74
20 #119 DreamingOfFighting 74
26 #8 Tats16 73
26 #28 Sugel Mendoza 73
26 #56 KNOWLEGE 73
26 #77 MaZZacare 73
30 #81 Farthammer 72
30 #111 BuddyRevell 72
32 #3 -Neil- 71
32 #15 Earl Montclair 71
32 #34 Brent Ducharme 71
32 #101 Unabomberman 71
36 (C) T.C. Engel 70
36 #26 discoandherpes 70
36 #35 Luke Nelson 70
36 #41 TitanFan2K 70
36 #89 cmons 70
36 #94 PelvicThrust 70
36 #102 Bookhouse 70
43 (C) benten20 69
43 #12 Tim Bernier 69
43 #31 Pookie_Gnome 69
43 #40 Noahwob 69
43 #90 Magaca 69
48 #23 Ak.Death 68
48 #49 HurricaneHeron 68
50 (C) gspmademegay 67
50 #7 skeebop 67
50 #36 Patrick Wyman 67
50 #52 Chris Groves 67
50 #70 sday420 67
55 #33 diazhomiez 66
55 #57 Patrick Tenney 66
57 (C) Tim Burke 65
57 #1 John Danaher's Hair 65
57 #22 Dave Strummer 65
57 #61 KMcCaig 65
57 #68 40Cal 65
62 (C) IRodC 64
62 (C) Our Bovine Public 64
62 (C) Horselover Fat 64
62 (C) wonderfulspam 64
62 #4 Sweet Scientist 64
62 #14 lanky6 64
62 #18 KatGirl 64
62 #32 IvanIllich 64
62 #87 KJ Zametov St-Pierre 64
71 (C) Violent Newt 63
71 #19 afrotikiman 63
71 #38 Zachary Kater 63
71 #44 FightingFighting 63
71 #75 KGNLuc 63
71 #120 Body Triangle 63
77 (C) kreally 62
77 #10 Matt Bishop 62
77 #45 StevenGiles 62
77 #50 POW 62
77 #51 Jeffigatame 62
77 #64 sklart 62
77 #69 NickaG 62
77 #96 DirtyML 62
85 #30 halitosis 61
85 #46 SteveevaD 61
87 #11 crazybones 60
87 #58 Bar Belle 60
87 #91 thuggis 60
90 #6 Stiff Jab 59
90 #16 Snatchl 59
90 #114 Fedorable 59
93 #9 Fraser Coffeen 58
93 #71 MJB! 58
93 #99 sgiblin 58
96 #29 19miles 57
96 #105 flibit 57
96 #113 RashadsLeftNipple 57
99 #60 Jim America 56
100 #72 gugabe 55
100 #84 memitim 55
100 #106 Robert Cowan 55
103 #118 jafotinatos 54
104 #25 Sebastiaan Tauran 53
105 #48 dribblebib 52
105 #100 gxc 52
107 #27 king of the dogs 49
107 #39 Chris Hall 49
107 #92 mlzybaby 49
110 #21 GreyedOut 48
110 #24 ludakrish 48
110 #85 bonesthebaptist 48
110 #109 Rutager 48
114 #63 Scabby Knuckle 47
115 #115 forkboy 46
116 #80 LYHL 43
116 #104 Fullcircle 43
116 #116 jason18 43
119 #78 av1o3 42
119 #97 Seth Smiley 42
121 #67 Imaginary Enemy 41
122 #112 Waristotle 38
123 #73 mollcutpurse 32
124 #53 duck 26
125 #82 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 5
126 (C) krcampbell 0
126 #20 Damon O 0
126 #42 alicks 0
126 #65 Andy Davis 0
126 #66 manch1ld 0
126 #103 bcpjkell 0
126 #117 Bobillarious 0

Wario dominated the Top 10 as four players made it, lead by triangled whose score of 92 was good enough for first place and 2nd overall on MMA PG. SS Reporters came in 2nd and his score of 90 landed him in 3rd place on PG. Well done, guys! Amusingly, the top scores on PG was posted by Baby_Wads, a member ofthe prospects camp who didn't sign up for the current season.

Individual Scores, Overall

Rank Name Score Change
1 #76 swiftman 579 -
2 #50 POW 544 -
3 #47 LBO 542 +8
4 #19 afrotikiman 535 +1
5 #14 lanky6 533 +2
5 #118 jafotinatos 533 -2
7 #77 MaZZacare 532 +7
7 #90 Magaca 532 +2
9 #48 dribblebib 529 -5
10 #49 HurricaneHeron 528 +3
10 #71 MJB! 528 -4
10 #86 Dangalvan 528 +12
13 #54 brutalbobbyt 527 +3
13 #74 clayguidashair 527 +5
15 #37 sun yue 525 +5
15 #96 DirtyML 525 -6
17 #38 Zachary Kater 524 -6
18 #5 hardy's in your face 523 +3
19 #36 Patrick Wyman 522 -4
19 #110 triangled 522 +14
21 #29 19miles 521 -13
22 (C) Horselover Fat 517 -6
23 #7 skeebop 513 -
24 #88 trice 511 +9
25 #8 Tats16 509 +3
25 #22 Dave Strummer 509 -1
27 #12 Tim Bernier 507 -
28 #51 Jeffigatame 504 -3
29 #89 cmons 502 +1
30 #91 thuggis 500 -4
31 #2 DetroitDrew1980 497 +9
31 #115 forkboy 497 -12
33 (C) Tim Burke 496 -2
34 #119 DreamingOfFighting 494 +9
35 #62 tomvale13 492 +19
35 #81 Farthammer 492 +8
37 #61 KMcCaig 491 -1
38 (C) IRodC 490 -2
39 #102 Bookhouse 488 +8
40 #68 40Cal 487 -
40 #83 balrog 487 +10
42 #11 crazybones 486 -6
43 #6 Stiff Jab 485 -7
43 #56 KNOWLEGE 485 +9
45 (C) wonderfulspam 484 -2
45 #25 Sebastiaan Tauran 484 -14
47 #98 1N87 482 +10
48 #24 ludakrish 481 -19
49 #45 StevenGiles 479 -1
50 #10 Matt Bishop 475 -
50 #26 discoandherpes 475 +9
52 #4 Sweet Scientist 474 +2
53 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 473 +19
54 #46 SteveevaD 471 -
55 #21 GreyedOut 470 -15
55 #60 Jim America 470 -6
55 #114 Fedorable 470 -2
58 #108 juanchoD 468 +14
59 (C) kreally 466 +2
60 #1 John Danaher's Hair 464 +2
61 (C) benten20 463 +8
62 #97 Seth Smiley 462 -19
62 #105 flibit 462 -3
64 #64 sklart 461 -2
65 (C) gspmademegay 460 +5
65 #59 Josh Hall 460 +20
65 #69 NickaG 460 -1
68 #44 FightingFighting 459 -3
68 #107 HaterSlayer 459 +15
70 (C) Violent Newt 458 -2
70 #111 BuddyRevell 458 +10
72 #70 sday420 457 +3
73 #52 Chris Groves 455 +4
74 #9 Fraser Coffeen 454 -9
74 #30 halitosis 454 -4
76 #43 PDG27 451 +16
76 #79 inthepipes 451 +20
78 #99 sgiblin 450 -6
79 #23 Ak.Death 448 +9
79 #94 PelvicThrust 448 +11
81 #57 Patrick Tenney 447 +6
81 #113 RashadsLeftNipple 447 -6
83 #33 diazhomiez 446 +5
83 #58 Bar Belle 446 -3
85 #34 Brent Ducharme 444 +9
86 #40 Noahwob 443 +7
87 #16 Snatchl 441 -1
88 #31 Pookie_Gnome 439 +8
89 (C) T.C. Engel 437 +12
89 #41 TitanFan2K 437 +12
89 #95 chamiehawk 437 +18
92 #28 Sugel Mendoza 436 +12
92 #85 bonesthebaptist 436 -15
94 #32 IvanIllich 435 +1
95 (C) Our Bovine Public 434 +1
95 #3 -Neil- 434 +9
97 #75 KGNLuc 432 +2
98 #65 Andy Davis 430 -65
99 #13 SSReporters 428 +22
99 #116 jason18 428 -16
101 #18 KatGirl 427 +3
101 #67 Imaginary Enemy 427 -21
101 #93 Marcu$ 427 +9
104 #55 RonSwanson 426 +8
105 #106 Robert Cowan 422 -4
106 #80 LYHL 421 -16
106 #101 Unabomberman 421 +8
108 #35 Luke Nelson 418 +7
109 #15 Earl Montclair 417 +7
110 #17 mountaineers101 412 +12
111 #120 Body Triangle 407 +9
112 #66 manch1ld 406 -54
113 #39 Chris Hall 405 -5
114 #27 king of the dogs 404 -5
114 #100 gxc 404 -3
116 #72 gugabe 401 -
116 #73 mollcutpurse 401 -17
118 #92 mlzybaby 400 -6
119 #42 alicks 396 -54
120 (C) krcampbell 387 -41
120 #78 av1o3 387 -1
122 #112 Waristotle 384 -6
123 #87 KJ Zametov St-Pierre 379 +3
124 #109 Rutager 369 -
125 #84 memitim 358 +2
126 #103 bcpjkell 332 -3
127 #53 duck 329 -
128 #63 Scabby Knuckle 320 +3
129 #117 Bobillarious 319 -4
130 #82 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 308 -3
131 #20 Damon O 284 -1
132 #104 Fullcircle 275 -

WHO CAN STOP SWIFTMAN? With a 35 point lead and only two events to go, swiftman must be feeling good about his chances. Dangalvan's fine score sees him crack the top 10 while the four ragequitters plummet down the rankings.

Top Overachievers

Rank Name Score Rank Relative
1 #118 jafotinatos 5 +113
2 #110 triangled 19 +91
3 #119 DreamingOfFighting 34 +85
4 #115 forkboy 31 +84
5 #90 Magaca 7 +83
6 #96 DirtyML 15 +81
7 #86 Dangalvan 10 +76
8 #76 swiftman 1 +75
9 #77 MaZZacare 7 +70
10 #88 trice 24 +64
11 #102 Bookhouse 39 +63
12 #71 MJB! 10 +61
12 #74 clayguidashair 13 +61
12 #91 thuggis 30 +61
15 #89 cmons 29 +60

No surprises as jafotinatos claims top spot. It will take a monumental slide for jafo if triangled is to pry first place from him.

Bottom Underachievers

Rank Name Score Rank Relative
1 #20 Damon O 131 -111
2 #15 Earl Montclair 109 -94
3 #3 -Neil- 95 -92
4 #27 king of the dogs 114 -87
5 #13 SSReporters 99 -86
6 #18 KatGirl 101 -83
7 #42 alicks 119 -77
8 #39 Chris Hall 113 -74
8 #53 duck 127 -74
10 #35 Luke Nelson 108 -73
11 #16 Snatchl 87 -71
12 #9 Fraser Coffeen 74 -65
12 #63 Scabby Knuckle 128 -65
14 #28 Sugel Mendoza 92 -64
15 #32 IvanIllich 94 -62

Damon O's missed picks cost him dearly as he now sits atop the Hall of Shame. E-Mo's signature will attest to the fact that a lot of people saw his involvement on this list coming while Chris Hall has apparently grown tired of being mediocre and settled for ineptitude instead.

Bland Prix Standings

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Next Week's Matchups

(For a bigger-sized version, click this (opens in new tab))

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Grand Prix Semi-Finals

Beta Males vs Off Constantly

Wario Yamasaki's Stand-Up Guys vs. The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Cecil Peoples

Grand Prix Consolation Bracket

Team Precise Precision vs. Night of the Living Death

We Toquinho vs. Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers

Bland Prix

Rampage's School of Cuckoldry vs. Patak's Chili Pickles

As Real As It Gets vs. Jon Jones' PR Agency

That's it for now. Hit me up in the comments if the lack of christmas tree tables made you uncomfortable.

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