A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

RANDOM TWIDBITS

"@bisping we contacted Joe Silva on behave my man @alanbelcherufc He's down to scrap! Winner should get @ufc title Shot!" -Duke Roufus

"Friends are like boobs: some are big, some are small, some are real, some are fake." -Miguel Angel Torres ‏

"I need to go to twitter jail to get some street cred. #thuglife" -Daron Cruickshank ‏

"#GreatnessIs‬ when you're impossible to forget. Thank you @TitoOrtiz. pic.twitter.com/lStWHhNG" -UFC

"Congrats from one Champ to another!! ‪#Silva" -LeBron James

There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.

UFC FIGHTER SUMMIT SEEMED VERY INTERESTING

"When @danawhite says "make yourself comfortable", @ClayGuida obliges #FighterSummit" -Joe Lauzon

"Sitting next to @Alistairovereem and @RondaRousey at the #UFCSummit and they are fighting over a picture of a penis lookin palm tree #nojoke" -Eric Koch

"Summit started @9. Asleep by 920. When ur fitch smart ur fine LOL." -Daniel Cormier

"The bully @GrayMaynard had too much to eat at lunch. ‪#UFCFighterSummit" -Brad Tavares

"Just got slid this super important note from @DC_MMA" -Mike Swick

"Steven Seagal has not shown up to the #FighterSummit2012 yet to teach us super secret almost illegal moves and it saddens me. :(" -Mike Swick

"These are @dc_mma notes for fighter summit meeting. Are you sure you got everything buddy ?" -Cain Velasquez

"It's 1019 should I wake up @jonfitchdotnet ?" -Cain Velasquez

TWICTURES

"Main eventers and elite wrestlers @Mark_Munoz and @ChrisWeidmanUFC face off - tmw night on FUEL (Sportsnet Can/ESPN UK)" -UFC

"It is official! We do look alike... Damn we look good" -Thiago Alves

RETIRING WITH A BROKEN THUMB

"So I broke my thumb on his face." -Tito Ortiz

I'M EXCITED FOR THIS

"16 cameras... Two laptops... And Me. Shooting for the new @EASports @UFC game" -Joe Lauzon

NAKED PHOTOS? NAH, THIS WEEK YOU GET DISTURBED

"Me & @RondaRousey make a pretty good team. @ufc ‪#UFC149‬ i'd do us." -Urijah Faber