Or "What Awful Movie will Afro watch Tonight??"
Well, last night went even better than the previous night, so let's keep this crazy train a-'rollin.
I applaud all of you for not ruining the wonderful visage of Emma Watson. We're making progress, guys!
Prediction for the All-Star Game tonight: McCutchen hits a 7-run homer in the 9th to give the Buccos homefield advantage in the World Series. My expectations are moderate.
As always, ladies drink free.