Good evening fuckers. Or night, if you're European; but like the UFC, I sometimes forget you even exist. Anyways, are you as psyched for this stacked card as I am? This event really shows the depth of the UFC's roster, and will be a prime example for generations to come of why this sport has only the top athletes in the world. Join us in the international waters of Bloody Elbow where you can type +11's until you develop carpal tunnel syndrome, and scream obscenities when a fighter selfishly knocks his opponent out rather than point fighting his way to a boring decision for the sake of your team's points.

Here's a look at the card, although I'm sure you have it memorized with all the star power on display...

HERE'S A LINK TO A LIVE SPREADSHEET BECAUSE SPAM IS AN AWESOME FELLA.

HERE'S ANOTHER LINK TO A SPREADSHEET THAT BREAKS DOWN WHO PICKED WHICH FIGHTER. It's an easy way to see how many people picked Fighter A by UD, or laugh at people when they pick jiu-jitsu guys to win by knockout.

Here's the standings going into tonight's match-ups... (Open image in a new tab, or just click on the link below the picture, it's in the album.)

And spam's image recap of last week's match-ups and preview of this weeks is here.

So mutherfukers, lets?

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