A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Fact! 40% of all tweets are sent from the shitter. Ok not true, but this one was. ... Wink, but not with" -Forrest Griffin

"I know this is crazy, but I think American ninja warrior should be on the Vegas sports book. I'm just sayin I know who's gonna win" -Phil Davis

"My neighbor asked me, "Where are you going?" I said, " Headed to the office." He said, "You don't work." I rebutted, "Oh I work, my job is just way more fucking cooler than yours."" -Miguel Torres

"I am sorry but if u r a dumb ass please don't tweet me and say I should drop to 205. I would have to lose both legs for that to happen." -Tim Sylvia

There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.

IT'S LIKE ARIANNY CLAIMING SHE'S ALL NATURAL

"I'll be fighting again in December and mark my words, I'll be back.. to get the belt, sooner rather later" -Alistair Overeem

"I'm doing a drug test today to build confidence with the Nevada state athletic commission and because I respect and appreciate the UFC... And to let junior know I am a clean fighter, I'm all natural Junior.. and I am coming for you" -Alistair Overeem, yep, taking a drug test on your own terms is supposed to make you look "clean".

TWICTURES

"RT @AbelTrujillo1 @Alistairovereem @SugaRashadEvans...after a training session" -Alistair Overeem

"Surgery success, in an out like a soldier lol. Here's what they took out the knee" -Michael Bisping

"We're tiny, we're tooney, we're all a little looney!! @TeamAlphaMale" -Joseph Benavidez

"the guys w/ @KennethFaried35 of the @DenverNuggets (pic)" -UFC

"Like this photo on my ‪#instagram‬ inters u chance 2 win signed shoe by @PhilMrWonderful @cainmma & me" -Josh Koscheck

EAT THEM ALL!

"...bath salts...?" -Julie Kedzie

"Chula vista has the best ceviche in all CA....... Ps what up @TheDomin8r" -Phil Davis

THAT'S A FUN WAY TO WATCH THE NBA FINALS

"Watching the fights at hooters in sea brook. I was low key until I tiger fist pumped the heat victory" -Phil Davis

HAIRRRR!

"Geez I look good with a stache. What do you think?" -Kyle Noke ‏

"Does my hair look frizzy?" -Charlie Brenneman

HMM...

"Don't forget to keep voting for @FilthyTomLawlor's GF for Maxim Hometown Hotties http://j-lau.com/KFH1BO" -Joe Lauzon

"Leading Lady! @jaideclothing's photo" -Arianny Celeste

""@ryhanoftheshire: @SwolePeer @natashawicks @LoStanton Remember this gif? http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af117/wonkalumpsMMA/ufc107natashawicks.gif Le sigh. :(" I sure do! Blowin kisses! :*" -Natasha Wicks

"✌😌@TADAO310: On set with @brittneypalmer for UFC commercial @ Mount Olympus" -Brittney Palmer

LOOKS LIKE ROGER HUERTA AND MIKE SWICK AREN'T FRIENDS AND BUSINESS PARTNERS ANYMORE

"For those asking, @RogerHuerta & myself have parted business ways on the gym in Thailand. My team & I are pursuing our own project now." -Mike Swick

"Just posted: "Roger Huerta doesn't seem that thrilled with Mike Swick and his business decisions" -Middle Easy, watch Huerta rant about Swick and his bad timing as he nears his bout at ONE FC 4.