Your tears are delicious, Jake. Martin Kampmann, I freaking love you. As a public service, here's a little Danish lesson for y'all:
To fight = at kæmpe
A fighter = en kæmper
A fight = en kamp
A brawl/fisticuffs = en slåskamp
A fight guy = en kampmand (the d is silent)
Yes, Martin "Fight Guy" Kampmann. Most fitting surname ever? I think so.
With that out of the way, follow the jump for all the results and next week's matchups. Things are heating up!!
Individual scores, TUF Live Finale
| Rank | Name | Score |
| 1 | #102 Bookhouse | 78 |
| 2 | (C) IRodC | 76 |
| 2 | #46 SteveevaD | 76 |
| 2 | #57 Patrick Tenney | 76 |
| 5 | #14 lanky6 | 75 |
| 6 | #49 HurricaneHeron | 74 |
| 6 | #96 DirtyML | 74 |
| 6 | #110 triangled | 74 |
| 9 | #4 Sweet Scientist | 73 |
| 10 | #94 PelvicThrust | 70 |
| 11 | #18 KatGirl | 68 |
| 12 | (C) Our Bovine Public | 67 |
| 12 | #23 Ak.Death | 67 |
| 12 | #54 brutalbobbyt | 67 |
| 15 | #30 halitosis | 66 |
| 15 | #36 Patrick Wyman | 66 |
| 15 | #117 Bobillarious | 66 |
| 18 | #89 cmons | 65 |
| 19 | (C) krcampbell | 64 |
| 19 | #38 Zachary Kater | 64 |
| 19 | #50 POW | 64 |
| 19 | #90 Magaca | 64 |
| 23 | #26 discoandherpes | 63 |
| 23 | #67 Imaginary Enemy | 63 |
| 25 | #34 Brent Ducharme | 62 |
| 26 | (C) wonderfulspam | 61 |
| 26 | #29 19miles | 61 |
| 26 | #119 DreamingOfFighting | 61 |
| 29 | #32 IvanIllich | 60 |
| 29 | #44 FightingFighting | 60 |
| 29 | #48 dribblebib | 60 |
| 29 | #76 swiftman | 60 |
| 29 | #83 balrog | 60 |
| 29 | #85 bonesthebaptist | 60 |
| 29 | #103 bcpjkell | 60 |
| 36 | (C) Horselover Fat | 59 |
| 37 | #47 LBO | 58 |
| 38 | #31 Pookie_Gnome | 57 |
| 39 | #37 sun yue | 56 |
| 39 | #61 KMcCaig | 56 |
| 39 | #118 jafotinatos | 56 |
| 42 | #40 Noahwob | 55 |
| 42 | #42 alicks | 55 |
| 42 | #59 Josh Hall | 55 |
| 42 | #66 manch1ld | 55 |
| 42 | #93 Marcu$ | 55 |
| 42 | #115 forkboy | 55 |
| 48 | (C) benten20 | 54 |
| 48 | #104 Fullcircle | 54 |
| 50 | #15 Earl Montclair | 53 |
| 51 | #12 Tim Bernier | 52 |
| 51 | #22 Dave Strummer | 52 |
| 51 | #25 Sebastiaan Tauran | 52 |
| 51 | #64 sklart | 52 |
| 51 | #65 Andy Davis | 52 |
| 51 | #77 MaZZacare | 52 |
| 51 | #82 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! | 52 |
| 58 | #10 Matt Bishop | 51 |
| 58 | #11 crazybones | 51 |
| 58 | #107 HaterSlayer | 51 |
| 61 | #98 1N87 | 50 |
| 61 | #105 flibit | 50 |
| 61 | #116 jason18 | 50 |
| 64 | #5 hardy's in your face | 49 |
| 64 | #58 Bar Belle | 49 |
| 64 | #62 tomvale13 | 49 |
| 64 | #73 mollcutpurse | 49 |
| 64 | #95 chamiehawk | 49 |
| 69 | (C) T.C. Engel | 48 |
| 69 | #8 Tats16 | 48 |
| 69 | #68 40Cal | 48 |
| 72 | #101 Unabomberman | 47 |
| 73 | #27 king of the dogs | 46 |
| 73 | #33 diazhomiez | 46 |
| 73 | #35 Luke Nelson | 46 |
| 73 | #43 PDG27 | 46 |
| 73 | #69 NickaG | 46 |
| 73 | #111 BuddyRevell | 46 |
| 79 | (C) gspmademegay | 45 |
| 79 | #75 KGNLuc | 45 |
| 81 | (C) Violent Newt | 44 |
| 81 | #114 Fedorable | 44 |
| 83 | #21 GreyedOut | 43 |
| 84 | #3 -Neil- | 42 |
| 84 | #6 Stiff Jab | 42 |
| 84 | #39 Chris Hall | 42 |
| 84 | #52 Chris Groves | 42 |
| 84 | #74 clayguidashair | 42 |
| 84 | #79 inthepipes | 42 |
| 90 | #92 mlzybaby | 41 |
| 91 | (C) Tim Burke | 40 |
| 91 | #71 MJB! | 40 |
| 93 | (C) kreally | 39 |
| 93 | #1 John Danaher's Hair | 39 |
| 93 | #13 SSReporters | 39 |
| 93 | #28 Sugel Mendoza | 39 |
| 93 | #45 StevenGiles | 39 |
| 93 | #56 KNOWLEGE | 39 |
| 93 | #63 Scabby Knuckle | 39 |
| 93 | #78 av1o3 | 39 |
| 101 | #19 afrotikiman | 38 |
| 101 | #55 RonSwanson | 38 |
| 103 | #7 skeebop | 37 |
| 103 | #9 Fraser Coffeen | 37 |
| 103 | #17 mountaineers101 | 37 |
| 103 | #24 ludakrish | 37 |
| 103 | #80 LYHL | 37 |
| 103 | #81 Farthammer | 37 |
| 103 | #112 Waristotle | 37 |
| 110 | #2 DetroitDrew1980 | 36 |
| 110 | #86 Dangalvan | 36 |
| 112 | #53 duck | 35 |
| 112 | #60 Jim America | 35 |
| 114 | (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist | 34 |
| 115 | #87 KJ Zametov St-Pierre | 32 |
| 115 | #97 Seth Smiley | 32 |
| 117 | #70 sday420 | 31 |
| 117 | #91 thuggis | 31 |
| 117 | #113 RashadsLeftNipple | 31 |
| 120 | #20 Damon O | 30 |
| 121 | #41 TitanFan2K | 28 |
| 121 | #51 Jeffigatame | 28 |
| 121 | #100 gxc | 28 |
| 124 | #84 memitim | 27 |
| 125 | #88 trice | 26 |
| 126 | #108 juanchoD | 25 |
| 127 | #99 sgiblin | 23 |
| 128 | #16 Snatchl | 22 |
| 128 | #72 gugabe | 22 |
| 130 | #109 Rutager | 21 |
| 131 | #106 Robert Cowan | 18 |
| 132 | #120 Body Triangle | 16 |
Not much in it at the top as Bookhouse snatches first place and 13th overall on PG with his score of 78 - an average score of 7.8 points per fight is pretty damn impressive, well done!
Individual scores, overall
| Rank | Name | Score |
| 1 | #76 swiftman | 269 |
| 2 | #49 HurricaneHeron | 268 |
| 2 | #96 DirtyML | 268 |
| 4 | #14 lanky6 | 267 |
| 5 | #71 MJB! | 263 |
| 6 | #50 POW | 260 |
| 7 | #110 triangled | 258 |
| 8 | #36 Patrick Wyman | 252 |
| 9 | #90 Magaca | 250 |
| 10 | #54 brutalbobbyt | 247 |
| 11 | #115 forkboy | 246 |
| 12 | #29 19miles | 245 |
| 13 | #44 FightingFighting | 243 |
| 13 | #91 thuggis | 243 |
| 15 | #118 jafotinatos | 241 |
| 16 | #10 Matt Bishop | 239 |
| 16 | #30 halitosis | 239 |
| 18 | #24 ludakrish | 238 |
| 19 | #57 Patrick Tenney | 236 |
| 19 | #102 Bookhouse | 236 |
| 21 | #26 discoandherpes | 235 |
| 21 | #48 dribblebib | 235 |
| 23 | #37 sun yue | 234 |
| 23 | #83 balrog | 234 |
| 25 | #74 clayguidashair | 233 |
| 25 | #85 bonesthebaptist | 233 |
| 27 | (C) wonderfulspam | 232 |
| 27 | #68 40Cal | 232 |
| 29 | (C) Horselover Fat | 231 |
| 30 | #61 KMcCaig | 230 |
| 31 | #67 Imaginary Enemy | 228 |
| 31 | #69 NickaG | 228 |
| 33 | #65 Andy Davis | 227 |
| 33 | #98 1N87 | 227 |
| 35 | #5 hardy's in your face | 226 |
| 35 | #111 BuddyRevell | 226 |
| 37 | #8 Tats16 | 225 |
| 37 | #119 DreamingOfFighting | 225 |
| 39 | #6 Stiff Jab | 224 |
| 39 | #7 skeebop | 224 |
| 41 | #66 manch1ld | 223 |
| 41 | #77 MaZZacare | 223 |
| 41 | #105 flibit | 223 |
| 44 | #46 SteveevaD | 222 |
| 44 | #97 Seth Smiley | 222 |
| 46 | #4 Sweet Scientist | 221 |
| 46 | #22 Dave Strummer | 221 |
| 48 | #23 Ak.Death | 220 |
| 48 | #43 PDG27 | 220 |
| 50 | (C) IRodC | 219 |
| 50 | #18 KatGirl | 219 |
| 50 | #33 diazhomiez | 219 |
| 50 | #86 Dangalvan | 219 |
| 54 | #38 Zachary Kater | 217 |
| 55 | #107 HaterSlayer | 216 |
| 56 | (C) kreally | 215 |
| 56 | #19 afrotikiman | 215 |
| 58 | #56 KNOWLEGE | 214 |
| 58 | #58 Bar Belle | 214 |
| 58 | #59 Josh Hall | 214 |
| 58 | #81 Farthammer | 214 |
| 62 | (C) gspmademegay | 212 |
| 62 | #12 Tim Bernier | 212 |
| 62 | #114 Fedorable | 212 |
| 65 | #79 inthepipes | 211 |
| 66 | #51 Jeffigatame | 210 |
| 66 | #52 Chris Groves | 210 |
| 66 | #64 sklart | 210 |
| 66 | #89 cmons | 210 |
| 70 | #42 alicks | 208 |
| 71 | (C) Tim Burke | 207 |
| 71 | #45 StevenGiles | 207 |
| 71 | #94 PelvicThrust | 207 |
| 74 | #21 GreyedOut | 206 |
| 75 | #9 Fraser Coffeen | 204 |
| 75 | #11 crazybones | 204 |
| 75 | #15 Earl Montclair | 204 |
| 78 | #80 LYHL | 202 |
| 79 | (C) benten20 | 201 |
| 79 | #2 DetroitDrew1980 | 201 |
| 79 | #113 RashadsLeftNipple | 201 |
| 82 | #31 Pookie_Gnome | 200 |
| 82 | #47 LBO | 200 |
| 82 | #62 tomvale13 | 200 |
| 82 | #108 juanchoD | 200 |
| 86 | #25 Sebastiaan Tauran | 199 |
| 87 | #16 Snatchl | 197 |
| 88 | (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist | 195 |
| 89 | (C) T.C. Engel | 194 |
| 90 | #35 Luke Nelson | 193 |
| 90 | #73 mollcutpurse | 193 |
| 92 | #60 Jim America | 192 |
| 93 | #87 KJ Zametov St-Pierre | 191 |
| 94 | #34 Brent Ducharme | 190 |
| 95 | #13 SSReporters | 189 |
| 95 | #27 king of the dogs | 189 |
| 95 | #32 IvanIllich | 189 |
| 98 | #75 KGNLuc | 186 |
| 99 | #39 Chris Hall | 185 |
| 99 | #88 trice | 185 |
| 99 | #117 Bobillarious | 185 |
| 102 | (C) Violent Newt | 184 |
| 102 | #40 Noahwob | 184 |
| 102 | #92 mlzybaby | 184 |
| 102 | #99 sgiblin | 184 |
| 106 | (C) krcampbell | 183 |
| 106 | #120 Body Triangle | 183 |
| 108 | #55 RonSwanson | 181 |
| 108 | #82 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! | 181 |
| 110 | (C) Our Bovine Public | 175 |
| 111 | #72 gugabe | 174 |
| 111 | #93 Marcu$ | 174 |
| 113 | #100 gxc | 173 |
| 113 | #106 Robert Cowan | 173 |
| 115 | #28 Sugel Mendoza | 171 |
| 116 | #1 John Danaher's Hair | 169 |
| 117 | #101 Unabomberman | 166 |
| 118 | #70 sday420 | 164 |
| 118 | #95 chamiehawk | 164 |
| 118 | #116 jason18 | 164 |
| 121 | #63 Scabby Knuckle | 163 |
| 122 | #104 Fullcircle | 160 |
| 123 | #103 bcpjkell | 157 |
| 124 | #41 TitanFan2K | 156 |
| 124 | #78 av1o3 | 156 |
| 126 | #3 -Neil- | 153 |
| 127 | #17 mountaineers101 | 150 |
| 127 | #84 memitim | 150 |
| 129 | #20 Damon O | 143 |
| 130 | #53 duck | 137 |
| 131 | #109 Rutager | 129 |
| 131 | #112 Waristotle | 129 |
There are top scores from players from nearly every round of the draft at the top, proving what a fickle bastard the art of fight picking really is. Matt Bishop is the only first round pick in the top 25% but at the very top, swiftman's 269 points are just enough for first place overall (25th on PG).
Matchup results
I'm going to post the pictures with no commentary this time as I have to leave soon. I'll leave the snark to all you fine gentlemen in the comment section.
All the pictures are available in an imgur album HERE - it's much easier to open that one and flick through the different pages using the arrow keys than opening pictures in new tabs, so I hope you can live without the colours in this recap.
Overall standings
Again, consult the imgur album above to see the standings - I will make one comment, though: Gotch Division, get your shit together!! How can the worst team in the league in terms of total points be 2-2 and thus 6th overall? YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK.
Next week's matchups
Also in the imgur album. I'm really looking forward to Chili Pickles vs The Cuckolds - both teams are 2-2, they are within 22 points of one another and last-placed Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers (1-3) could conceivably snatch a playoff spot with a good performance against We Toquinho.
In the Kimura Division, a hugely important clash between Wario (2-2) and Precise Precision (2-2) will have similar consequences to the Pickles vs Cuckolds matchup, although As Real As It Gets (0-4) are unlikely to profit as they face top dogs Night of the Living Death (4-0).
In the Botch Gotch Division, another paper-thin matchup will take place as TIPDOCP (1-3) take on the PR Agency (1-3) in a clash that will have an enormous impact on the playoff picture. The two teams are within 5 points of each other but TIPDOCP will have to do better than they did this week to take out the unlucky Agency who just lost by 6 points to division leaders, Beta Males (4-0). And speaking of the Males, they take on the constantly off Off Costantly (2-2) in a much less close matchup on paper than the teams' respective records suggest. An upset win for the OC would put them firmly in the HOUSTON ALEXANDER IS FOR REAL category, but don't hold your breath.
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