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BECW3 TUF Live Finale Recap


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Your tears are delicious, Jake. Martin Kampmann, I freaking love you. As a public service, here's a little Danish lesson for y'all:

To fight = at kæmpe

A fighter = en kæmper

A fight = en kamp

A brawl/fisticuffs = en slåskamp

A fight guy = en kampmand (the d is silent)

Yes, Martin "Fight Guy" Kampmann. Most fitting surname ever? I think so.

With that out of the way, follow the jump for all the results and next week's matchups. Things are heating up!!

Individual scores, TUF Live Finale

Rank Name Score
1 #102 Bookhouse 78
2 (C) IRodC 76
2 #46 SteveevaD 76
2 #57 Patrick Tenney 76
5 #14 lanky6 75
6 #49 HurricaneHeron 74
6 #96 DirtyML 74
6 #110 triangled 74
9 #4 Sweet Scientist 73
10 #94 PelvicThrust 70
11 #18 KatGirl 68
12 (C) Our Bovine Public 67
12 #23 Ak.Death 67
12 #54 brutalbobbyt 67
15 #30 halitosis 66
15 #36 Patrick Wyman 66
15 #117 Bobillarious 66
18 #89 cmons 65
19 (C) krcampbell 64
19 #38 Zachary Kater 64
19 #50 POW 64
19 #90 Magaca 64
23 #26 discoandherpes 63
23 #67 Imaginary Enemy 63
25 #34 Brent Ducharme 62
26 (C) wonderfulspam 61
26 #29 19miles 61
26 #119 DreamingOfFighting 61
29 #32 IvanIllich 60
29 #44 FightingFighting 60
29 #48 dribblebib 60
29 #76 swiftman 60
29 #83 balrog 60
29 #85 bonesthebaptist 60
29 #103 bcpjkell 60
36 (C) Horselover Fat 59
37 #47 LBO 58
38 #31 Pookie_Gnome 57
39 #37 sun yue 56
39 #61 KMcCaig 56
39 #118 jafotinatos 56
42 #40 Noahwob 55
42 #42 alicks 55
42 #59 Josh Hall 55
42 #66 manch1ld 55
42 #93 Marcu$ 55
42 #115 forkboy 55
48 (C) benten20 54
48 #104 Fullcircle 54
50 #15 Earl Montclair 53
51 #12 Tim Bernier 52
51 #22 Dave Strummer 52
51 #25 Sebastiaan Tauran 52
51 #64 sklart 52
51 #65 Andy Davis 52
51 #77 MaZZacare 52
51 #82 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 52
58 #10 Matt Bishop 51
58 #11 crazybones 51
58 #107 HaterSlayer 51
61 #98 1N87 50
61 #105 flibit 50
61 #116 jason18 50
64 #5 hardy's in your face 49
64 #58 Bar Belle 49
64 #62 tomvale13 49
64 #73 mollcutpurse 49
64 #95 chamiehawk 49
69 (C) T.C. Engel 48
69 #8 Tats16 48
69 #68 40Cal 48
72 #101 Unabomberman 47
73 #27 king of the dogs 46
73 #33 diazhomiez 46
73 #35 Luke Nelson 46
73 #43 PDG27 46
73 #69 NickaG 46
73 #111 BuddyRevell 46
79 (C) gspmademegay 45
79 #75 KGNLuc 45
81 (C) Violent Newt 44
81 #114 Fedorable 44
83 #21 GreyedOut 43
84 #3 -Neil- 42
84 #6 Stiff Jab 42
84 #39 Chris Hall 42
84 #52 Chris Groves 42
84 #74 clayguidashair 42
84 #79 inthepipes 42
90 #92 mlzybaby 41
91 (C) Tim Burke 40
91 #71 MJB! 40
93 (C) kreally 39
93 #1 John Danaher's Hair 39
93 #13 SSReporters 39
93 #28 Sugel Mendoza 39
93 #45 StevenGiles 39
93 #56 KNOWLEGE 39
93 #63 Scabby Knuckle 39
93 #78 av1o3 39
101 #19 afrotikiman 38
101 #55 RonSwanson 38
103 #7 skeebop 37
103 #9 Fraser Coffeen 37
103 #17 mountaineers101 37
103 #24 ludakrish 37
103 #80 LYHL 37
103 #81 Farthammer 37
103 #112 Waristotle 37
110 #2 DetroitDrew1980 36
110 #86 Dangalvan 36
112 #53 duck 35
112 #60 Jim America 35
114 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 34
115 #87 KJ Zametov St-Pierre 32
115 #97 Seth Smiley 32
117 #70 sday420 31
117 #91 thuggis 31
117 #113 RashadsLeftNipple 31
120 #20 Damon O 30
121 #41 TitanFan2K 28
121 #51 Jeffigatame 28
121 #100 gxc 28
124 #84 memitim 27
125 #88 trice 26
126 #108 juanchoD 25
127 #99 sgiblin 23
128 #16 Snatchl 22
128 #72 gugabe 22
130 #109 Rutager 21
131 #106 Robert Cowan 18
132 #120 Body Triangle 16

Not much in it at the top as Bookhouse snatches first place and 13th overall on PG with his score of 78 - an average score of 7.8 points per fight is pretty damn impressive, well done!

Individual scores, overall

Rank Name Score
1 #76 swiftman 269
2 #49 HurricaneHeron 268
2 #96 DirtyML 268
4 #14 lanky6 267
5 #71 MJB! 263
6 #50 POW 260
7 #110 triangled 258
8 #36 Patrick Wyman 252
9 #90 Magaca 250
10 #54 brutalbobbyt 247
11 #115 forkboy 246
12 #29 19miles 245
13 #44 FightingFighting 243
13 #91 thuggis 243
15 #118 jafotinatos 241
16 #10 Matt Bishop 239
16 #30 halitosis 239
18 #24 ludakrish 238
19 #57 Patrick Tenney 236
19 #102 Bookhouse 236
21 #26 discoandherpes 235
21 #48 dribblebib 235
23 #37 sun yue 234
23 #83 balrog 234
25 #74 clayguidashair 233
25 #85 bonesthebaptist 233
27 (C) wonderfulspam 232
27 #68 40Cal 232
29 (C) Horselover Fat 231
30 #61 KMcCaig 230
31 #67 Imaginary Enemy 228
31 #69 NickaG 228
33 #65 Andy Davis 227
33 #98 1N87 227
35 #5 hardy's in your face 226
35 #111 BuddyRevell 226
37 #8 Tats16 225
37 #119 DreamingOfFighting 225
39 #6 Stiff Jab 224
39 #7 skeebop 224
41 #66 manch1ld 223
41 #77 MaZZacare 223
41 #105 flibit 223
44 #46 SteveevaD 222
44 #97 Seth Smiley 222
46 #4 Sweet Scientist 221
46 #22 Dave Strummer 221
48 #23 Ak.Death 220
48 #43 PDG27 220
50 (C) IRodC 219
50 #18 KatGirl 219
50 #33 diazhomiez 219
50 #86 Dangalvan 219
54 #38 Zachary Kater 217
55 #107 HaterSlayer 216
56 (C) kreally 215
56 #19 afrotikiman 215
58 #56 KNOWLEGE 214
58 #58 Bar Belle 214
58 #59 Josh Hall 214
58 #81 Farthammer 214
62 (C) gspmademegay 212
62 #12 Tim Bernier 212
62 #114 Fedorable 212
65 #79 inthepipes 211
66 #51 Jeffigatame 210
66 #52 Chris Groves 210
66 #64 sklart 210
66 #89 cmons 210
70 #42 alicks 208
71 (C) Tim Burke 207
71 #45 StevenGiles 207
71 #94 PelvicThrust 207
74 #21 GreyedOut 206
75 #9 Fraser Coffeen 204
75 #11 crazybones 204
75 #15 Earl Montclair 204
78 #80 LYHL 202
79 (C) benten20 201
79 #2 DetroitDrew1980 201
79 #113 RashadsLeftNipple 201
82 #31 Pookie_Gnome 200
82 #47 LBO 200
82 #62 tomvale13 200
82 #108 juanchoD 200
86 #25 Sebastiaan Tauran 199
87 #16 Snatchl 197
88 (C) Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 195
89 (C) T.C. Engel 194
90 #35 Luke Nelson 193
90 #73 mollcutpurse 193
92 #60 Jim America 192
93 #87 KJ Zametov St-Pierre 191
94 #34 Brent Ducharme 190
95 #13 SSReporters 189
95 #27 king of the dogs 189
95 #32 IvanIllich 189
98 #75 KGNLuc 186
99 #39 Chris Hall 185
99 #88 trice 185
99 #117 Bobillarious 185
102 (C) Violent Newt 184
102 #40 Noahwob 184
102 #92 mlzybaby 184
102 #99 sgiblin 184
106 (C) krcampbell 183
106 #120 Body Triangle 183
108 #55 RonSwanson 181
108 #82 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 181
110 (C) Our Bovine Public 175
111 #72 gugabe 174
111 #93 Marcu$ 174
113 #100 gxc 173
113 #106 Robert Cowan 173
115 #28 Sugel Mendoza 171
116 #1 John Danaher's Hair 169
117 #101 Unabomberman 166
118 #70 sday420 164
118 #95 chamiehawk 164
118 #116 jason18 164
121 #63 Scabby Knuckle 163
122 #104 Fullcircle 160
123 #103 bcpjkell 157
124 #41 TitanFan2K 156
124 #78 av1o3 156
126 #3 -Neil- 153
127 #17 mountaineers101 150
127 #84 memitim 150
129 #20 Damon O 143
130 #53 duck 137
131 #109 Rutager 129
131 #112 Waristotle 129

There are top scores from players from nearly every round of the draft at the top, proving what a fickle bastard the art of fight picking really is. Matt Bishop is the only first round pick in the top 25% but at the very top, swiftman's 269 points are just enough for first place overall (25th on PG).

Matchup results

I'm going to post the pictures with no commentary this time as I have to leave soon. I'll leave the snark to all you fine gentlemen in the comment section.

All the pictures are available in an imgur album HERE - it's much easier to open that one and flick through the different pages using the arrow keys than opening pictures in new tabs, so I hope you can live without the colours in this recap.

Overall standings

Again, consult the imgur album above to see the standings - I will make one comment, though: Gotch Division, get your shit together!! How can the worst team in the league in terms of total points be 2-2 and thus 6th overall? YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK.

Next week's matchups

Also in the imgur album. I'm really looking forward to Chili Pickles vs The Cuckolds - both teams are 2-2, they are within 22 points of one another and last-placed Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers (1-3) could conceivably snatch a playoff spot with a good performance against We Toquinho.

In the Kimura Division, a hugely important clash between Wario (2-2) and Precise Precision (2-2) will have similar consequences to the Pickles vs Cuckolds matchup, although As Real As It Gets (0-4) are unlikely to profit as they face top dogs Night of the Living Death (4-0).

In the Botch Gotch Division, another paper-thin matchup will take place as TIPDOCP (1-3) take on the PR Agency (1-3) in a clash that will have an enormous impact on the playoff picture. The two teams are within 5 points of each other but TIPDOCP will have to do better than they did this week to take out the unlucky Agency who just lost by 6 points to division leaders, Beta Males (4-0). And speaking of the Males, they take on the constantly off Off Costantly (2-2) in a much less close matchup on paper than the teams' respective records suggest. An upset win for the OC would put them firmly in the HOUSTON ALEXANDER IS FOR REAL category, but don't hold your breath.

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