gspmademegay: Dan Quinn

Zachary Kater: Jon Fitch

Sebastiaan Tauran: Jakob Volkmann-Talented, but not the most poular fighter on the UFC roster.

Jim America: Josh Koscheck

The Filt: Fedor Emelienenko- Legendary, reclusive, well-trained; has a brother with certain um, monstrous qualities.

John Danaher's Hair: Well-established, sometimes brilliant, doesn't give two shits about your little beauty pageant. Would never resort to throwing spinning shit.

Earl Montclair: Genki Sudo- Offbeat, beloved, creative with his commenting is the Most Diabolical One, Joe.

Memitim: Jon Olav Einemo

Damon O: Thiago Alves- Aesthetically pleasing style.

Psychoblack: Matt Hughes (obviously).

T.C. Engel: Dan Hardy/Michael Bisping/Paul Daley/Lee Murray- Stylish like Hardy, intellegent like Bisping, powerful like Daley, and rebellious like Murray.

Casey Manrique: Lt. Aldo Raine.

Farthammer: Alistair Overeem- Difficult to locate during big events.

Kreally: Chris Tickle

Benton20: Pat Barry- Well liked; widely respected.

Hashmo: Fred Ettish

SSReporters: Chael Sonnen- Intelligent, Hilarious, Trollin'.

Joben: Chris Leben

TomVale13: Teila Tuli

Unabomberman: Jon Jones

Mollcutpurse: Melvin Guillard: Explosive and athletic, ever-improving in her ground game, always willing to WAR is Mollcutpurse, Joe.

Who/What did I miss?