gspmademegay: Dan Quinn
Zachary Kater: Jon Fitch
Sebastiaan Tauran: Jakob Volkmann-Talented, but not the most poular fighter on the UFC roster.
Jim America: Josh Koscheck
The Filt: Fedor Emelienenko- Legendary, reclusive, well-trained; has a brother with certain um, monstrous qualities.
John Danaher's Hair: Well-established, sometimes brilliant, doesn't give two shits about your little beauty pageant. Would never resort to throwing spinning shit.
Earl Montclair: Genki Sudo- Offbeat, beloved, creative with his commenting is the Most Diabolical One, Joe.
Memitim: Jon Olav Einemo
Damon O: Thiago Alves- Aesthetically pleasing style.
Psychoblack: Matt Hughes (obviously).
Casey Manrique: Lt. Aldo Raine.
Farthammer: Alistair Overeem- Difficult to locate during big events.
Kreally: Chris Tickle
Benton20: Pat Barry- Well liked; widely respected.
Hashmo: Fred Ettish
SSReporters: Chael Sonnen- Intelligent, Hilarious, Trollin'.
Joben: Chris Leben
TomVale13: Teila Tuli
Unabomberman: Jon Jones
Mollcutpurse: Melvin Guillard: Explosive and athletic, ever-improving in her ground game, always willing to WAR is Mollcutpurse, Joe.
Who/What did I miss?