Happy Friday, perverts. It's a beautiful day here in the big city- the humidity has gone away, the work week is over and we have a nice night of regional level fights under the guise of being big league. But, we do have some seriously elite talent on tonight's card, so I expect some competitive back and forths, horrible mismatches and wall n' stall groaners. Come on in and join us for uncensored score crowing, shit talking and fellatio. Well, maybe one of those things won't happen. I mean, who needs to crow about their score with the new live scoring spreadsheet? Speaking of which, after renting wonderfulspam to President Assad to help his mortar teams with their aim (hey- little kids make tough targets) for some pocket change, he has been reassigned to what he does best, so keep your eyes peeled in the comments for his link to the live scoresheet.

Just one item of housekeeping: in light of one team requiring a replacement thus far, all teams should know that instead of doing a waiver wire draft like last season for replacements, each team will get one replacement should someone have to drop out for a legitimate need. Teams requiring a replacement will have to play one event with only ten players, and will then get to re-up. So Captains, get in touch with me if anyone on your club has a legitimate reason to drop out. One important note: this is only for the regular season. Once the regular season ends, rosters are set, and there will be a playoff specific scoring change that makes having 11 players VERY important.. Let me know if you have any questions. So, without further ado- Mutherfukers, Lets?