A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

RANDOM TWIDBITS

"Even in defeat, there is something oddly satisfying about trying to sleep with a cracked nose and blown ankle #thefans #theoctagon" -Jim Miller

"Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people!" -Rich Franklin

"Congratulations to everyone for being mentioned in the same sentence with me!" -Kenny Florian

There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant.

HYPEORDIE

"I ALMOST HAD THAT KNEE BAR!!!" -Pat Barry

HONDA HOUSEY!

"At maxim ... Notice the badass beeramid they got going on in the back!" -Ronda Rousey

MAULING FISH

"Fishing!!!" -Alexander Gustafsson ‏

"Yesterday's catch!!!" -Alexander Gustafsson ‏

HIDE YOUR LIMBS!

"I met @RondaRousey here in New Jersey, she is real a tough fighter that represent really well the Judo and Jiu-Jitsu!!" -Rousimar Palhares

NO MEAT?

"Just posted a photo" -Nate Diaz

LAKERS? NOW I REALLY DON'T LIKE ARIANNY

"Team..." -Arianny Celeste

VINNY MAGALHAES VS. EVGENI KOGAN

"What's it called when unemployed douches and their shit4brains managers send 100's of snide homophobic tweets while being ignored? #stalking" -Evgeni Kogan

".@evgenikogan too weak. try harder than that buddy. As a matter of fact tell Apy I said hi, but be careful, he might bitch slap you AGAIN! ... i'm not unemployed you piece of shit, I just decided to quit my shitty job to move on to a better one." -Vinny Magalhaes

".@EvgeniKogan, this is getting out of control, stop 'poking' me on Facebook." -Vinny Magalhaes

WE MAY HAVE LOST A BUNCH OF TWEETS FROM THIS WEEK

"@BloodyElbow so I was 99% done with HowsTasteMyTweetTweet, then Mozilla decided to crash. Less than half of the work was saved. I don't even remember most of those tweets that I've already compiled. #FuckYouMozilla" -Anton Tabuena

BONUS PHOTO: NATE DIAZ AND HIS GRANDPARENTS