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Official BECW3 Event 1 Results And Event 2 Schedule

What's up, bitches. JDH called in sick, unable to publicly face the shame he must feel for his captain's epic failures. But we'll get to that below. First off, what a fucking event. 3 fighters (Johnson, Delorme, and Gaudinot) won their fights despite 10% of less of our BECW camp choosing them. Others were forsaken by their limb-breaking hero Palhares, one team named after him is now possibly cursed, as well. Vemola showed you only need 1/8 of a tank of gas to beat Mike "Shitty" Massenzio. And the fucking hot bout made 72% of us look like absolute morons as Nate Diaz completely wiped the floor with Jim Miller. Without further adieu, even though an unnamed party pooper had to ruin the suspense already, here was the Event 1 schedule followed by Event Results.

Event 1:
Division Helio:
We Toquinho vs. Patak’s Chili Pickles
Randy Courture’s Dirty Boxers vs. Rampage’s School of Cuckoldry
Division Kimura:
Precise Precision vs. Night of the Living Death
Wario Yamasaki’s Standup Guys vs. As Real As It Gets
Division Gotch:
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Cecil Peoples vs. Off Constantly
Beta Males vs. Jon Jones' PR Agency
Event Results
Patak's Chili Peppers defeat We Toquinho 486-425
Rampage's School of Cuckoldry defeat Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers 443-440
Night of the Living Death defeat Precise Precision 456-425
Wario Yamasaki's Stand-Up Guys defeat As Real As It Gets 449-398
Off Constantly defeat The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Cecil Peoples 443-423
Beta Males defeat Jon Jones' PR Agency 498-423

Most of these were solid wins, aside from a heartbreaking 3-point defeat issued to Horselover's team, delivered mercilessly from everyone's favorite all-caps guy krcampbell and Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers. I'm sure Rampage's School of Cuckoldry wasn't hoping to start their season off in the loss column, but hey, it could be worse, they could have put up a team score like As Real As It Gets did, having the lowest score of any of the teams. On the other side of the spectrum, PFP's Beta Males had the best team effort of the 12 groups, as you can see below. The 'We Toquinho' team led by gspmademegay is now plagued with starting with an L as well, despite having the first overall draft pick. If they suffer from the same curse as Brock Lesnar's Cruelty-Free Pest Control did in season 2, it will be a long, dismal road ahead for them. Gspmademegay does have one thing going for him though, he's not kreally. Oh, and my team that's led by wonderfulspam, Wario Yamasaki's Stand-Up Guys, got an easy win, but that's hardly news, now is it?

Captain Team Name Net Score
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist Beta Males 498
T.C. Engel Patak's Chilli Pickles 486
Violent Newt Night of the Living Death 456
wonderfulspam Wario Yamasaki's Stand-Up Guys 449
krcampbell Rampage's School of Cuckoldry 443
Our Bovine Public Off Constantly 443
Horselover_Fat Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers 440
gspmademegay We Toquinho 425
kreally Team Precise Precision 425
benten20 The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Cecil Peoples 423
IRodC Jon Jones' PR Agency 408
Tim Burke As Real As It Gets 398

It's interesting to point out that the 6 highest scoring teams all won their corresponding match-ups, so we don't have to hear people whine about that yet. Now on to the individual scores, in case people haven't already checked that out for themselves.

Rank Points PG Name
1 76 Marc1055
2 75 thuggis
3 69 TheBoss
4 65 Nickagisawesome
4 65 1N87
6 64 brutalbobbyt
6 64 Farthammer
8 63 alicksB
8 63 JuanchoD
10 61 DiazHomiez
11 60 mountaineers101
11 60 AboveThisFire
13 59 bodytriangle
13 59 gxc
15 58 Andy_Davis
15 58 PDG27
17 57 JohnDanahersHair
17 57 ludakrish
19 56 HaterSlayer
19 56 KGNLuc
21 55 POW
21 55 Unabomberman
23 54 dgalvan
24 53 TCEngel
24 53 BuddyRevell
24 53 40Cal
27 52 krcampbell24
27 52 SethSmiley
27 52 trice
30 51 SlimDigg
31 50 lanky6
31 50 Magaca
31 50 Montefisto
31 50 Rutager
31 50 AkDeath
36 49 Jeffigatame
36 49 memitim
36 49 afrotikiman
36 49 Fullcircle
40 48 HurricaneHeron
40 48 jafotinatos
40 48 zakkree
40 48 Manch1ld
40 48 kingofthedogs
40 48 skeebop
46 47 19miles
46 47 IRodC
48 46 SSReporters
48 46 crazybones
48 46 hardysinyourface
51 45 inadvertentgroinstrike
51 45 StiffJab
51 45 LukeNelson
51 45 swiftman
55 44 TitanFan2K
55 44 dirtyml
55 44 Bonesthebaptist
55 44 RLN
59 43 Fedorable
59 43 PelvicThrust
59 43 flibit
59 43 clayguidashair
63 42 DreamingOfFighting
63 42 SteveevaD
63 42 GreyedOut
63 42 Discoandherpes
63 42 triangled
68 41 sday420
68 41 KatGirl
68 41 Tats
71 40 DetroitDrew
71 40 wonderfulspam
71 40 FightingFighting
74 39 LYHL
74 39 cmons
74 39 fightinghistorian
74 39 kreally
78 38 mlzybaby
78 38 Horselover_Fat
78 38 Bookhouse
78 38 Marcus27
82 37 chris81203
82 37 BarBelle
82 37 RobertCowan
82 37 BROCK_LESNAR
82 37 benten20
82 37 RonSwanson
82 37 Bobillarious
82 37 mollcutpurse
90 36 sklart
90 36 KJ_ZametovStPierre
90 36 forkboy
93 34 balrog
93 34 StevenGiles
93 34 luvthehwks
93 34 tokitok
93 34 tomvale13
93 34 waristotle
99 33 Scabby_Knuckle
99 33 Snatchl_BE
101 32 MostDiabolicalHater
101 32 MrMazz
101 32 SunYue
101 32 inthepipes
101 32 gugabe
101 32 sMendo7
101 32 Chris_Groves
101 32 ViolentNewt
101 32 FraserCoffeen
110 30 Imaginary_Enemy
110 30 Noahwob
110 30 JoshHall
113 29 Pookie_Gnome
113 29 halitosis
113 29 duck
116 28 chicubs23
116 28 OurBovinePublic
116 28 bcpjkell
116 28 dribblebib
116 28 gspmademegay
116 28 KNOWLEGE
122 27 naantje
122 27 Some_Guy
122 27 BeerMonster
122 27 LBO
126 24 Jim_America
127 21 jason18
127 21 DeoWade
129 20 sgiblin
130 18 IvanIllich
131 17 av1o3
132 15 dutchbaby

MJB! managed 1st place in the camp, with only a point more than thuggis. Also interesting that Matt Bishop snagged 3rd, despite how terrible some other staffers did. Deo looks to be way better at finding appropriate gifs than picks for upcoming fights, but hey, a lot of us did subpar. None more-so than Brent Ducharme, who gets to enjoy last place for at least the next 9 days.

I'd do some shit like a captain's table but it's only the first event so there's really not much of a point. I'll just leave you all with the event schedule for the UFC on Fuel TV: Korean Zombie vs. Poirier show that we'll be watching on May 15th, that way you know who to focus all your hatred on until then.

Event 2:
Division Helio:
We Toquinho vs. Randy Couture’s Dirty Boxers
Patak’s Chili Pickles vs. Rampage’s School of Cuckoldry
Division Kimura:
Yamasaki’s Stand Up Guys v. Precise Precision
Night of the Living Death v. As Real As It Gets
Division Gotch:
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Cecil Peoples v. Jon Jones' PR Agency
Beta Males v. Off Constantly

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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