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BECW Results: Beta Males Trounce IRodC's Godawful Team, Nobody Really Surprised

In news that we expected but could not confirm until now, bloodyelbow.com has received outside verification of a tip we received earlier stating that Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist's Beta Males (1-0-0, 524 pts total) will be declared victorious over IRodC's Jon Jones' PR Agency (0-1-0, 429) in last night's BECW event. We expect wonderfulspam to make the official announcement shortly.


Questions about IRodC's draft strategy were proven well-founded, as second-round pick Deo Wade scored, as expected, 21 points. When asked via email for comment, Mr. Wade posted a animated .gif image of a cute Japanese girl crying. Despite overworked wrestling coach Duck's repeated requests to be drafted in the seventh round, IRodC chose to draft him in the fifth round. Mr. Duck responded by producing 29 points.

Leading the Agency in scoring were 9th round pick and suspected Mexican terrorist unabomberman with 55 points, and Captain IRodC and 3rd round pick 19miles with 47 each.

Noted schizophrenic and vulgarian Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist failed to defeat former understudy IRodC, coming up just short with 45 points. When asked for comment, PFP stated, "No talk, just lie here and eat computer part? Obrigado, Marlon Brando." When translated from Batfucknuts to English via google translate, this apparently means "I'm impress with the pickling effort of IRodC, which is why I drafted him early in the last seasoning. He's got Fukushima instinct, and draft hardy's in your face was safe smartypant move. But Deo Wade? Gifs no make pick. Unless they gif of Jesus."

Leading the ENTIRE FUCKING BECW FIELD was 6th round larceny MJB!, who scored a breathtaking 76 points on the event. His Michael Johnson UD pick, with a 2-point underdog bonus, elevated him into first place. The late-round pick has recently been heralded by many as as exceptional acquisition by the Beta Males, with autistic statistic guru wonderfulspam saying, " MJB! was a steal at 71" and noted failure Benten20 simply stating "FUCK" at his inability to sign him. Following closely behind him was 9th round pick 1N87, who came 4th in the BECW field with 65 points.

MJB! has not yet commented, but is expected to shortly begin work on his picks for UFC on Fuel 3, which shall be entered into the Bloody Elbow Annals of History, alongside such breathtaking predictions as New Jersey's own Matthew Roth predicting that Randy Couture would beat Lyoto Machida.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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