YOUNG LIVE. Welcome to the 4th edition of the Friday Caption Contest, the competition that brings out the funniest out of the Bloody Elbow community.
Last week's winner was menckenstein for this gem on Mike Goldberg's inner thoughts:
"Don't kiss Joe on live TV. Don't kiss Joe on live TV. Don't kiss Joe on live TV. Don't kiss Joe on live TV." - menckenstein"
The game is very simple. I post an MMA-related picture (although an exception is made this week), and you make a funny. There are some basic rules though:
1.) No GIF editing or PhotoShops. They aren't captions, they don't count.
2.) Nothing too sexually graphic, although honestly if that's your entry then I suggest you go back to the porn you're watching on the other tab.
3.) No racist, homophobic, or sexist slurs. This disqualifies Dana White from ever winning.
Everything else goes. Movie/TV references, music lyrics, Goldbergisms, you name it. Post as many captions as you please.
Rec the funniest comments and the top 5 in rec totals go into the final poll. The deadline is 10 PM ET. Afterwards the poll goes up and you vote from there. Results are posted the following week
Normally I post an MMA picture, but this is a boxing one that I could not pass up. Also, it cockblocks any inkling of a prediction you'd have of me choosing a topical Jon Jones pic.
Manny Pacquiao's face is your domain for hilarity. AND HERE WE GO!
ENTRIES ARE CLOSED. VOTE NOW!
What was the funniest caption?
"In addition to my most excellent singing, I also do this hilarious Stephen Hawking impression." - ( . Y .) (7 votes)
"If that Goldberg kisses Joe Rogan, I'm outta here!" - SteveevaD (1 vote)
"Fuck yeah" (the "fuck yea" face meme) - Chris Groves (4 votes)
"Say 'HOMOSEXUAL' again. I dare you. I double-dog dare you, motherfucker, say 'HOMOSEXUAL' one more goddamn time!" - SSReporters (2 votes)
"Hmmm...why does Jon Jones have Phillipines tattooed on his chest?" - BJJDenver (7 votes)
21 total votes