Welcome to another edition of the BE Caption Contest. Last week's winner by two votes was HuskerHammer for this gem:
"I brought the carrots, where the hell is the bus?"
The game is very east. I post an MMA-related picture, and you make a funny. There are some basic rules though:
1.) No GIF editing or PhotoShops. They aren't captions, they don't count.
2.) Nothing too sexually graphic, although honestly if that's your entry then I suggest you go back to the porn you're watching on the other tab.
3.) No racist, homophobic, or sexist slurs. This disqualifies Dana White from ever winning.
Everything else goes. Movie/TV references, music lyrics, Goldbergisms, you name it. Post as many captions as you please.
Rec the funniest comments and the top 5 in rec totals go into the final poll. The deadline is 10 PM ET. Afterwards the poll goes up and you vote from there. Results are posted the following week.
On that note, can anyone tell me what Mike Goldberg is thinking as Joe Rogan is talking during one of their UFC broadcasts?
EDIT: Contest closed, VOTE NOW!
Pick the funniest caption.
"... .... ... ..." -Triangled (27 votes)
"Don't kiss Joe on live TV. Don't kiss Joe on live TV. Don't kiss Joe on live TV. Don't kiss Joe on live TV." - menckenstein (45 votes)
"I wonder how close I can get to Joe's face before he notices..." - ElliotMatheny (15 votes)
"...and the 'stuff' is in a cup and these two girls are just eating it up like ice cream." - menckenstein (18 votes)
"C'mon Goldie, you can do this. Just remember...don't call it the 'Ultimate Fighting Challenge' " - Uncle Red (11 votes)
116 total votes