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BECW UFC on Fuel 3 Recap + UFC 146 Schedule. (Edited for Division Standings and Playoff Picture)

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Well this was certainly a mixed-bag of fights for a card. Alex Soto decided to pay tribute to the great Kalib Starnes in his contest, and unfortunately Rivera didn't have the AMAZING power of Michael McDonald to finish the fight anyways. Curran gave us the second-best example of the night of fighters not knowing what that mystical thing called a gameplan is. Dos Anjos ran threw Shalorus, but the guy is like 70 years old I think, so it was more sad than awesome. Grant and Prater gave us a very entertaining fight. Nothing bad to say about that, awesome grapple-fest. Marcus LeVesseur... I literally just sighed when I got to his name on the fight results. You had one thing to train for. One thing. And what do you do? You not only leave yourself to be choked out by a guy who speaks less fluently than the "I Can Count To Potato" girl, you literally seemed to embrace his armpit with that terrible mental lapse. Because of you, Cody will live on to attempt his one trick again on THE HIGHEST STAGE OF MMA, but at least we probably won't have to bare witness (Don't you fucking dare make a reference to that shit song, I know what you're thinking) to that terrible of fight I.Q. again, at least not unless Jorge Gurgel has another fight booked. Tavares snuck past Unfunny Weiner Joke First Name guy despite having some troubles with his eye through the majority of the fight. Jason McDonald showed off his white-belt in absorbing punches to the face. A really weird fight that many people thought the judges failed on happened with Pokrajac/Maldonado. Igor got the nod, but whoever gave him a 30-27 should be held prisoner and forced to eat punches to the abdomen for the next week at least. Jabouin threw a bunch of spinning shit like a dick and won the decision against Jeff Hougland. Despite Stephens "phenomenal striking" as Kenny put it, Cerrone easily outclassed him en route to a decision. Amir... won? I guess? I actually was too bored to even watch that fight, but it seemed people were pretty pissed about that one.

But!!! Thankfully, the main event exceeded all of our expectations. Poirier was a game opponent, but it was Chan Jung Sung's night. In a thrilling fight, the Korean Zombie dominated the fight everywhere it went, and finished it with a D'arce in the 4th round. To top it off, he called out Jose Aldo. Let me know right now if you're against that fight, so I can tell Cerrone to personally come kick you in the fucking nuts. Special shout-out goes out to Cory Braiterman, who loves our fantasy game. He's quoted as saying "This is absolutely the best thing that's ever happened to BE's live comment section." Make sure to ask him how many points he scored in the event, next time you see him discussing something on the site. Also, does anyone else think PG is constantly regressing as a site? I waited 4 hours for them to update scores last night before giving up, and now I'm attempting to write this on about 5 hours of sleep.

How about we just go straight into the match-ups for the impatient types who really just want to know whether they won? (Also, if you can't read the following information, open the image in a new tab and use Ctrl+ and Ctrl- to zoom in and out, and it should be much easier for you)

First up, the Helio Division...

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We Toquinho turned it around this week earning a win, while Patak's Chili Peppers (The team that beat We Toquinho last week) kept their foot on the gas and improved to 2-0 for the season. That leaves Randy Couture's Dirty Boxers as the winless team in the division. Now the Kimura Division...

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Wario's Stand-Up Guys fell to Team Precise Precision in the closest match-up of the event, so expect kreally to crawl out of the hole he's been hiding in for the last week. Both teams are now 1-1 for the season. Night of the Living Death improves as the 2-0 team for the division, while As Real As It Gets remains winless and really needs to turn it around before it's too late. Finally, the Gotch Division...

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Only one team managed to break 600 in this division as the Beta Males trounced Off Constantly (Ruined your joke, huh?) by over 100 points, improving to 2-0. The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Cecil Peoples sucked a little less than Jon Jones' PR Agency, so it looks like JJPRA gets to be the winless team in this division.

Next, the Xmas tree tables, but for some reason (I'm not the spreadsheet guru, so ask spam) everyone gets pretty green boxes for their season total thus far. Disregard that. However, you can see if you were above or below average for the first 2 events with them.

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Individual scores for the event...

Rank Pts Name
1 94 jafotinatos
2 87 Nickagisawesome
3 85 swiftman
4 84 dribblebib
5 83 LBO
6 81 19miles
7 80 sgiblin
8 79 TheBoss
8 79 fightinghistorian
8 79 clayguidashair
11 78 StiffJab
11 78 SunYue
13 77 balrog
14 76 Snatchl_BE
14 76 thuggis
16 75 BarBelle
16 75 MrMazz
18 73 HurricaneHeron
18 73 BeerMonster
18 73 chicubs23
18 73 lanky6
18 73 brutalbobbyt
18 73 DetroitDrew
18 73 KNOWLEGE
18 73 RLN
18 73 triangled
27 72 ludakrish
28 71 halitosis
28 71 bodytriangle
28 71 DiazHomiez
28 71 SethSmiley
28 71 GreyedOut
33 70 gspmademegay
34 68 Pookie_Gnome
34 68 Montefisto
34 68 afrotikiman
37 67 KatGirl
37 67 Andy_Davis
37 67 TCEngel
37 67 Chris_Groves
37 67 ViolentNewt
42 66 Horselover_Fat
42 66 Tats
42 66 chris81203
42 66 FightingFighting
42 66 KJ_ZametovStPierre
47 64 PDG27
47 64 Bobillarious
47 64 dutchbaby
50 63 SlimDigg
50 63 trice
50 63 40Cal
53 62 naantje
53 62 Marc1055
53 62 Noahwob
53 62 inthepipes
53 62 tokitok
58 61 crazybones
58 61 cmons
58 61 Jim_America
61 60 Magaca
61 60 Farthammer
61 60 AboveThisFire
61 60 RonSwanson
65 59 HaterSlayer
65 59 DreamingOfFighting
65 59 skeebop
65 59 av1o3
65 59 dgalvan
65 59 Discoandherpes
65 59 BuddyRevell
65 59 FraserCoffeen
73 58 flibit
74 57 hardysinyourface
74 57 POW
74 57 benten20
74 57 forkboy
74 57 JoshHall
79 56 StevenGiles
79 56 RobertCowan
79 56 gugabe
79 56 Bookhouse
79 56 KGNLuc
79 56 kreally
79 56 mollcutpurse
86 55 Some_Guy
86 55 Manch1ld
86 55 LukeNelson
86 55 IRodC
86 55 IvanIllich
91 54 SSReporters
91 54 dirtyml
91 54 wonderfulspam
91 54 1N87
95 53 LYHL
95 53 mountaineers101
97 52 luvthehwks
98 51 Jeffigatame
98 51 zakkree
98 51 SteveevaD
98 51 tomvale13
102 50 MostDiabolicalHater
102 50 BROCK_LESNAR
104 49 TitanFan2K
104 49 alicksB
106 48 JuanchoD
107 47 sday420
107 47 sklart
107 47 JohnDanahersHair
107 47 sMendo7
111 46 Marcus27
111 46 DeoWade
113 45 bcpjkell
114 44 Fedorable
114 44 inadvertentgroinstrike
114 44 AkDeath
117 43 memitim
117 43 Imaginary_Enemy
119 42 mlzybaby
119 42 Bonesthebaptist
121 41 duck
121 41 jason18
123 39 PelvicThrust
124 38 kingofthedogs
125 36 OurBovinePublic
126 35 Scabby_Knuckle
127 34 Rutager
127 34 waristotle
129 30 Unabomberman
130 26 gxc
131 20 Fullcircle
132 15 krcampbell24
Avg 59.28

Can we all just take a moment to laugh at krcampbell? It's almost impressive that someone can score that low on an event, Subo-esque, if you will. Congrats to jafotinatos, nickagisawesome, and swiftman who took the top 3 spots for the event in our camp. Jafotinatos was #58 on all of Playground. Now the individual season standings...

Draft Pick Rank Name Score
69 1 NickaG 152
91 2 thuggis 151
10 3 Matt Bishop 148
118 4 jafotinatos 142
71 5 MJB! 138
54 6 brutalbobbyt 137
33 7 diazhomiez 132
76 8 swiftman 130
120 8 Body Triangle 130
24 10 ludakrish 129
29 11 19miles 128
65 12 Andy Davis 125
81 13 Farthammer 124
6 14 Stiff Jab 123
14 14 lanky6 123
97 14 Seth Smiley 123
43 17 PDG27 122
74 17 clayguidashair 122
49 19 HurricaneHeron 121
(C) 20 T.C. Engel 120
57 20 Patrick Tenney 120
98 22 1N87 119
22 23 Dave Strummer 118
36 23 Patrick Wyman 118
19 25 afrotikiman 117
113 25 RashadsLeftNipple 117
68 27 40Cal 116
88 28 trice 115
107 28 HaterSlayer 115
110 28 triangled 115
61 31 KMcCaig 114
2 32 DetroitDrew1980 113
17 32 mountaineers101 113
21 32 GreyedOut 113
86 32 Dangalvan 113
42 36 alicks 112
48 36 dribblebib 112
50 36 POW 112
58 36 Bar Belle 112
75 36 KGNLuc 112
111 36 BuddyRevell 112
83 42 balrog 111
108 42 juanchoD 111
37 44 sun yue 110
47 44 LBO 110
90 44 Magaca 110
16 47 Snatchl 109
18 48 KatGirl 108
7 49 skeebop 107
8 49 Tats16 107
11 49 crazybones 107
77 49 MaZZacare 107
44 53 FightingFighting 106
(C) 54 Horselover Fat 104
1 54 John Danaher's Hair 104
5 56 hardy's in your face 103
39 56 Chris Hall 103
66 56 manch1ld 103
(C) 59 IRodC 102
87 59 KJ Zametov St-Pierre 102
12 61 Tim Bernier 101
26 61 discoandherpes 101
56 61 KNOWLEGE 101
105 61 flibit 101
117 61 Bobillarious 101
119 61 DreamingOfFighting 101
(C) 67 Tim Burke 100
13 67 SSReporters 100
30 67 halitosis 100
35 67 Luke Nelson 100
51 67 Jeffigatame 100
89 67 cmons 100
99 67 sgiblin 100
(C) 74 Violent Newt 99
38 74 Zachary Kater 99
52 74 Chris Groves 99
(C) 77 gspmademegay 98
96 77 DirtyML 98
31 79 Pookie_Gnome 97
55 79 RonSwanson 97
4 81 Sweet Scientist 96
(C) 82 kreally 95
(C) 83 benten20 94
(C) 83 wonderfulspam 94
23 83 Ak.Death 94
79 83 inthepipes 94
102 83 Bookhouse 94
41 88 TitanFan2K 93
46 88 SteveevaD 93
73 88 mollcutpurse 93
106 88 Robert Cowan 93
115 88 forkboy 93
40 93 Noahwob 92
80 93 LYHL 92
84 93 memitim 92
9 96 Fraser Coffeen 91
45 97 StevenGiles 90
(C) 98 Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist 89
25 98 Sebastiaan Tauran 89
70 100 sday420 88
72 100 gugabe 88
59 102 Josh Hall 87
82 102 BROCKLESNAR!!!!!! 87
114 102 Fedorable 87
27 105 king of the dogs 86
85 105 bonesthebaptist 86
95 105 chamiehawk 86
60 108 Jim America 85
62 108 tomvale13 85
100 108 gxc 85
101 108 Unabomberman 85
93 112 Marcu$ 84
109 112 Rutager 84
64 114 sklart 83
3 115 -Neil- 82
15 115 Earl Montclair 82
94 115 PelvicThrust 82
92 118 mlzybaby 80
28 119 Sugel Mendoza 79
34 119 Brent Ducharme 79
78 121 av1o3 76
32 122 IvanIllich 73
67 122 Imaginary Enemy 73
103 122 bcpjkell 73
53 125 duck 70
104 126 Fullcircle 69
63 127 Scabby Knuckle 68
112 127 Waristotle 68
(C) 129 krcampbell 67
20 129 Damon O 67
(C) 131 Our Bovine Public 64
116 132 jason18 62


The aforementioned top 3 of this event all find themselves in the Top 10 of the season standings, with nickagisawesome sitting at the top of the mountain right now. It's a long season though, and anything can happen. Also, LOL OBP.

I think that's everything I need, let me know if I forgot something. Otherwise, I'm going to go slip into a slight coma for the next 20 hours at least if I'm lucky. There's no point in division standings; each team has an undefeated team, a winless one, and two who are split at one win and loss a piece. If you can't figure it out, maybe you should put down the coloring book and think a little harder.

EDIT: Thanks to wonderfulspam, here's the current division standings and playoff picture...

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\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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