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Attention BE Brothers: I need help for my upcoming fight

So the results from my MRI in and I have two herniated disks. Nobody fights at 100% but I have a plan to run by everyone. I am competing in the Grapplers Quest No-Gi Tournament in Vegas on the 6th of July. I have been training and working on my weaknesses but I realized there is just something missing and I was able to put my finger on it today after 3 hours of open mat. I could learn all the guard, passing, submissions etc. but will they really win me the tournament or do I need a secret weapon?

I have noticed the true men of this world wear a mustache, and so I am starting the mustache today and figure it should be almost to Don Fry level by July 6. My question to you is why style of mustache should I grow.


We all know that men with a real mustache are beyond tough, in fact it gives you 50 more toughness points just for a weak moustache.s, The mustache is the men of men's facial hair. So if you have any ideas in mine let me know, I am also happy to provide status updates as this baby turns into a Dan Severn or Don Fry. I am wondering if I should do the Rollie FIngers, etc.

Help a brother out.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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