Six weeks of no UFC means six weeks of no Civil War. Well it's back so this is a friendly reminder to anyone in the BE Civil War to make your predictions! There is actual UFC going on this Saturday and it's in the land where health care is so good that doctors pay patients $5,000 just as an act of gratitude for surviving flawless open-heart surgery, the air is clean, the women are gorgeous, and features American annoyances such as IKEA and ABBA.
There are only two events left in the season so make the most of it! Luke Thomas' Beard is out to get revenge on anyone who ever doubted their ability to not finish last! Oh wait, THREE members of the team have been banned from BE? Including the captain? And we routinely have at least one deserter? And I'm leading everyone in my team in points? Never mind, we're just going to limp to the finish line.