FanPost

The Possible Effects of a Submission (My Miesha Tate Tragedy)


It's late at night, I've had a few to drink and decided, why not step up to the plate and take a few swings at this fanpost business, so here I go guys. A few weeks ago we watched Miesha Tate almost lose her arm to Ronda Rousey, and it had me thinking about what happens when you are in certain positions or scenarios that cause your body to feel an extreme amount of pain and what may pan out, follow me please...

I am a fan of Miesha Tate's looks and her (sorry for being so forward) rear end, and I could not help but think of bowel control, and the repercussions of feeling such pain, and what may result as a loss of such control. Myself being such a fan of her backside, I made the mistake of thinking, "Wow! That must of hurt so bad, she may have crapped herself!" Now myself being a gentleman, I like to live in ignorance and maintain that ladies do not do such things as release gas or have excretions like that, especially when it comes to a female with such attractive features as a nice derriere. However, I remember hearing tales of friends having motocross accidents, landing wrong, and crapping themselves. Hell, I myself have been at a BJJ class and remember getting caught in a kimura or arm bar and feeling like, "This might be the moment that I embarrass myself and pull a Tim Sylvia moment for all to see and have everyone ridicule me from this point on." Thankfully I survived and did not have to leave the gym for life, with my head forever hung in shame.

Still, that moment of seeing my femme fatale in such a nasty predicament made the wheels start churning and thinking of how many fights and fighters have experienced what I have accidentally had nightmares about...and that is of letting "it" go while fighting. I remember seeing Timmay's arm being broken by Mir, and Big Nog having his bones mauled as well by Mir and wondering how dirty their shorts were as a result of those snaps. Is this a common thing that happens as a result of a well executed submission? Do the pros happen to soil themselves despite countless hours of mat time? And the biggest question is of course..have any of my fellow MMA enthusiasts ever almost had an accident while training as a result of a slick submission??

Despite my wild imagination, I will still have that lustful look in my eyes intact whenever I see Tate showing off those glutes with her jump rope hanging lazily around her shoulders. I will still pray that she will slow dance with me to Usher's Nice 'N' Slow and let my hands wander south of the border just for an innocent graze of what her jeans are packing back there. Thank you for letting me get this out (no pun intended), and guys and gals feel free to let me know if you have had any experiences or shared thoughts on this, cheers guys!

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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