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BECW3 Greenroom: Pre-Draft Sh*t Talk Post Of Doom (Updated-1st Overall Pick Announced In Comments)


It's the calm before the storm....

I've scouted every prospect, timed their 40's, and closely, CLOSELY inspected their physiques in tighty witeys and shower shoes to determine who is worthy of my coveted #1 pick (hint: not Kater).

I can only assume the silence on the BECW3 draft posts is due to fear and anticipation, so i thought I'd create a forum for you all to blow off some pre-draft steam bow at the alter of the Spinning Shit Throwers/Dakota Cochguys/Cock Guys, So Much Cock/We Toquinos and state your case as to why you are worthy enough to lead my team into victory.

So put on your most gaudy suit, prepare your draft entourage and acceptance speech, and get ready for a full-frontal, 8 second gspmademegay manhug.

LEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS MUTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKERSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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