Bloody Elbow Friday Caption Contest (UPDATE: Poll Added, Get Your Vote On!)

Many moons ago, Anton Tabuena started the Bloody Elbow FunnyBone contest. Basically he took a funny MMA photo and you made a funny caption, the winner is voted on by you and then we repeat the cycle. It's fun, it's entertaining, and Anton stopped it because he joined the staff, and their "behind the scenes" version of fun is too graphic to be shown even on 4Chan.

I'm sorta bringing it back. Basically every Friday I'll post a picture related to MMA, mostly the UFC but other orgs too, make a humorous remark, and the best ones get voted in a poll.

Three basic rules:

1.) No GIF editing or PhotoShops. They aren't captions, they don't count.

2.) Nothing too sexually graphic, although honestly if that's your entry then I suggest you go back to the porn you're watching on the other tab.

3.) No racist, homophobic, or sexist slurs. This disqualifies Dana White from ever winning.

Everything else goes. Movie/TV references, Goldbergisms, you name it. Post as many captions as you please.

Rec the funniest comments and the top 5 in rec totals go into the final poll. The deadline is 10 PM ET. Afterwards the poll goes up and you vote from there. Results are posted the following week.

Got it? Got it.

Without further ado, let's get this party started!

As it's been the most popular image amongst sports fans all week, we'll kick things off with Brendan Schaub.


Good luck mutherfukers.

UPDATE: Contest is closed. I've chosen the top 5 rec'd captions and put them up for voting. Results will be revealed next week but I'll probably close the poll once this disappears from the promoted fanposts.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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