Well, well, well. We meet again you crazy mutherfukers. It's been awhile since I've come down from my ivory tower to communicate directly with you all regarding this crazy contest. There are a few reasons for this, including being amazingly busy at work and having a new, nymphomaniac special lady friend, but even more significantly I finally completed lengthy negotiations with the Classified Military Science Division of the Danish government and fully purchased their brand new, cutting edge analytic cyborg- Codename: wonderfulspam and as you guys have no doubt noticed, I've been putting him to work. Here's a top secret, insider photo of Denmark's top mind completing construction of our new asset, whom I affectionately refer to as "Emil:"

via i496.photobucket.com

So here's the deal- we have 6 spots left to get to our ideal roster number of 132 players- 12 teams of 11. Now read this and read it good- we've had so many problems with some of you simple fucks being unable to comprehend very simple instructions as laid out in previous fanposts, so read this twice, even three times if needs-be so as to cogitate the information contained herein: The first 6 BE commenters WITH 500 OR MORE COMMENTS to send an email to becivilwar@gmail.com WITH YOUR BE AND PG SCREENAMES IN THE SUBJECT LINE OF THE EMAIL will be in season 3. EMAILS MUST BE SENT IN BY 11:00 pm EST ON FRIDAY, APRIL 27.

If you are interested, but are not a member of MMA Playground, simply go to mmaplayground.com, create an account using a screename as close as possible to your BE name and send the email to becivilwar@gmail.com.

ALSO, WE HAVE 1 CAPTAIN SPOT OPEN FOR ANYONE WHO HAS PARTICIPATED IN AT LEAST ONE FULL BECW SEASON. IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, SEND AN EMAIL TO BECIVILWAR@GMAIL.COM. Seriously, someone needs to step up. If you've been considering it but are unsure, just do it! It's easy, requires minimal effort and is just a great fucking time. Let me put it to you this way: if someone doesn't step up, kreally will be the 12th captain. Need I say more? So someone please do us a solid and step up.

Now, this is also important: if we cannot get 6 more people to join by 11pm EST, then we will be forced to cut the number of participants to 120 (12 teams of 10). In the event that we must do this, those of you who are Tier 3 entrants (BE commenters with 500+ posts and no previous BECW participation) and those in Tier 1 who have missed picks EVER will be eligible to be cut. If you are cut, you are free to join the prospect camp and will be eligible to be drafted at the mid-season waiver wire and will definitely be drafted in Season 4. If this goes down, I apologize in advance, but it's a necessary evil to allow the game to continue.

Feel free to ask any questions in the comments below.

I love you all (except Sam Cupitt and subbevil).

~JDH