A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

DANA WHITE ALLOWING A FAN TO WATCH TUF LIVE

"Hey @danawhite Any chance the new wife and I can come watch TUF live for real? Just got to Vegas a few hours ago. We'd really appreciate it." -Random TUF Live Fan

"yup! I'm in RIO and I get back on thur... DM ME" -Dana White

"I refuse to stay at home on Friday nights 2 watch TUF. Never missed an episode when it was on Wed." -Another Random TUF fan

"I hear u bro" -Dana White

DANA WHITE VS. FEDOR FANS

"@danawhite "over for Fedor" Bitch Fedor would stomp Nelson the fat fuck for breakfast, impale JDS for dinner and snap Velasquez for supper.." -Fedor Fan called "JesusMMA"

"and get KTFO by an 85lber in the 1st round and triangled by a HW. Calm down Jesus" -Dana White

"@danawhite Fedor went 10 years undefeated, one little blip he had, and that's all you can talk about. He'd decimate the UFC HW division." -Fedor Fan called "JesusMMA"

"couple of blips there Jesus." -Dana White

"did u ever get to talk to fedor or was it just his management? the amount was similar to brocks?" -Another Random Fan

"yes fedor too" -Dana White

DANA WHITE LOVES 5 GUYS

" I have a house in laguna 2 mins from Dana Point." -Dana White, replying to a random fan.

"Laguna aye? Wanna grab a burger at Five Guys next time you're in the area?" -Random Fan From Laguna

"deal!!! Love 5 guys" -Dana White

There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant.

DANA WHITE ON FANS HATING MIR VS. DOS SANTOS

"Boring. Wanted to go to Vegas for @Alistairovereem fight. Won't even bother stayin up for Mir Vs JDS." -Random Fan that hates Mir vs. Dos Santos

"who gives a shit? Why did u feel the need to tell me that? Stay home dickhead." -Dana White

"I will #fanstokeepopinionsquiet" -Random Fan that hates Mir vs. Dos Santos

"you tweeted it to be a douche. So mission accomplished!!" -Dana White

DANA WHITE ON CHAEL SONNEN

"Anderson Silva vs Chael Sonnen is on!!! July 7th in Las Vegas but first get Chael out of Brazil in 1 piece." -Dana White

UFC 145 AFTERMATH

"Good job to Michael McDonald, didn't see that uppercut. I will be back no worries." -Miguel Torres

"I was 224lbs last night "@bartolini69: @JonnyBones how much do you weigh the night of the fight, 220-225?"" -Jon Jones

RANDOM TWIDBITS

"only taking 2 guys to corner me in my next fight. Mark Beecher and Tupac Hollogram. I don't like many people yelling at me when I'm fighting" -Vinny Magalhaes

"The other thing is real life prostitutes never look like the ones on tv... I want to sincerely apologize for my last tweet. I did not mean to say prostitute I meant to say sex worker. There much better" -Forrest Griffin

"Just finished boxing up my old house. I'm getting ready to make it rain on the local Salvation Army in Ithaca.. Somebody's getting blessed" -Jon Jones

"Haha with his elbows, I doubt it would take long "@TFisXavier: Ron Artest is trynna get a title shot against @JonnyBones"" -Jon Jones

LISTEN, OR GET ARMBAR-ED.

"Visiting the capital of ny to help lift the ban on pro Mma" -Ronda Rousey ‏

BRAINCELLS? BAH!

"One day I'll learn to keep my hands up" -Ian McCall

"@Unclecreepymma: Thats only for wussies and people who care about brain cells" -Cub Swanson ‏

"@CubSwanson ya seems kind of over rated" -Ian McCall ‏

HAD TO GIVE THE INTERNET A FEW THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT

""@Scott_Newlands: @LoStanton Love this snap! What a star! Check it out. #straightfromthecamera" <3 Bluenotes!!" -Logan Stanton

"hi twitter world :)" -Logan Stanton, I can see it now... "ZOMG! Anton is posting tweets from people not with the UFC!"... In the wise words of Dana White, "Who gives a shit?"