A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
"nearly 9000 woohhhoo i am fucken stoked bomb every fucken body dont let no one get away ahahahaa bomb the shit out of this planet... Now the army has the king of the atomic bombs riding wit us wooohoooo wassup rakishiiiii" -Mark Hunt, gained a boat load of followers since the twitter campaign to get him a UFC title shot.
"i dont give a flying fuck what that means IIIIIIII DOOOONNNNTTTT GIIIIIVEEEEE AAAAA FLYINNGGG HORSEEE STEROIDDD FCKKKKK reeetweet thatttttt" -Mark Hunt
PAT CURRAN PUMPING GAS, LIKE A BOSS
"Honestly this is how I would probably pump gas too if I were @PatCurranMMA" -SuckerPunchEnt
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant.
FEDOR VS. LASHLEY?
"We arrived at the Alexander camp in Holland. Spring weather, the mood of combat, begin the training process... My next fight will be held June 21 in St. Petersburg Ice Palace arena" -Fedor Emelianenko
"Video: conditioning circuit training:" -Bobby Lashley, training for Fedor?
"Just finished swimming laps for cardio. OMG I was definitely not built to be a swimmer!" -Bobby Lashley
"Parcore my ass! I was doing that s--t when it was called horsing around and you got in trouble for doing it on the grocery store isle" -Forrest Griffin
"Is it just me or is it booger season for everybody?" -Jason Miller
"Im falling in love with the European style of espresso. 2 shots and lil steamed milk is serious. #internationallyknown" -Patrick Healy
"Fact: Mac and Cheese is to be ate with a spoon and bowl" -Nik Lentz
"Master Thong caused an evacuation on the 3rd floor. He went to hold pads for Faber & Palmer but forgot his food in the oven.... "All black smoke. Black everything, you kno. Beep beep beep alarm, so loud. I tell lady, im sorry you kno." -Master Thong" -Danny Castillo
CHAEL SONNEN VS. MAYHEM MILLER
"Chael berating someone on their test level is like me making fun of someone's bad haircut." -Jason Miller
"MayHem: Due to time constraints I am currently confining my Twitter wars to active, relevant, fighters ONLY. Buy a T-shirt on your way out" -Chael Sonnen
"I love the MMA media's obsession with Fael. After the Brazilian kicks his head in, I'm going to end his career." -Jason Miller
Bonus tweet from this whole twitter beef saga:
"...Jason Miller shut the fuck up fanboy. Men are talking. Go back to sucking intern dick to get inside UFC info." -
GREEN TEA ICE CREAM? NOPE, WASABI...
"Maybe I would if I knew who it would be with!! I may have hobo hair, but I am not into that hobo sex stuff ;)" -Natasha Wicks, okay, which BE reader put up that sign?
"This is gonna be good!" -Arianny Celeste