Dear Jason18. Sir, you are all that stands in between myself and the bragging rights of absolutely nothing, so I hope that Kentucky roflstomps Kansas in the way that everyone thinks is going to happen. For the other 41 people that submitted brackets in a vain attempt to prove yourselves worthy, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Your unknowledgeable picks like Missouri, UNC, Ohio State and Syracuse fell as I knew they all would. Kansas had an absurd second half, playing the way they're capable of, and OSU couldn't keep up their 50% shooting as they fell to the pressure.
Quite frankly, you noobs never stood a chance, and now it just comes down to the superior team - Kentucky - playing the way they've played for most of the season and sealing the deal. Quite frankly, you all remind me of this gif:
You thought everything was going to be alright. You were on rollerblades, you're cool. Then it started to get out of hand. You lost your balance and before you knew it, your teeth were rattling everywhere and you went airborne. When it was all over, your hopes and dreams deflated like an inflated mascot's tail.
Jason. Soon, sir. Soon you shall know the terror that this young man faced when everything he knew suddenly went awry:
It's all about to go wrong, and your fears shall be laid bare as I raise my hands in triumph.