It has come to my attention that today is the anniversary of Kid Nate's "birth" day. So let us all gather 'round and wish him the happiest of birthdays and share our favorite Kid Nate "facts."

According to the prestigious Shane "The Asthma Assassin" Carwin MMA Journalist Rankings, our beloved Kid Nate was ranked EIGHTH. While this may seem low on the totem pole, you must understand that Shane Carwin filled the top six slots with "My Awesome Boss Dana White" and put "That Weird Canadian Mermaid Guy Who Bought Me Dinner" at seven. Kid Nate was awarded the "Lean Cuisine BOGO Coupon" award for journalist integrity and achievement by SBNation when word of his accomplishment reached his bosses (once they finished their shift at GameStop).

Happy Birthday, Young Nathan(iel), may you smash the faces of all your enemies, even the cute ones.