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Help Choose gspmademegay's New Username (Vote!)

Beloved Mutherfukers:

With the sudden and unlikely emergence of one Dakaota Cochrane, along with the inevitable aging and decomposition of my once beloved GSP, I feel it's time to channel my inner hermit crab and leave gspmademegay behind for a new handle.

I've just descended from a cold, barren mountaintop where, after many consecutive sleepless, meditative nights I was blessed with a vision bearing new handles that could only have come from God Himself (or at least have been summoned by Jon Jones):

(Well, fuck. I attempted to post the Diego cross picture multiple times but failed)

Anyway, I'm not sure I can even change my username (I've tried previously) so this might all be, like life itself, just a fun waste of time.

Below are St. Diego's suggestions and 'Other'-feel free to make your own. If yours are better I may steal one and run another poll with the best of those.

Oh, and the gspmademegay handle will be auctioned by Sotheby's (starting bid $12,500)

Thanks!

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