With the sudden and unlikely emergence of one Dakaota Cochrane, along with the inevitable aging and decomposition of my once beloved GSP, I feel it's time to channel my inner hermit crab and leave gspmademegay behind for a new handle.
I've just descended from a cold, barren mountaintop where, after many consecutive sleepless, meditative nights I was blessed with a vision bearing new handles that could only have come from God Himself (or at least have been summoned by Jon Jones):
(Well, fuck. I attempted to post the Diego cross picture multiple times but failed)
Anyway, I'm not sure I can even change my username (I've tried previously) so this might all be, like life itself, just a fun waste of time.
Below are St. Diego's suggestions and 'Other'-feel free to make your own. If yours are better I may steal one and run another poll with the best of those.
Oh, and the gspmademegay handle will be auctioned by Sotheby's (starting bid $12,500)
What should gspmademegay's new handle BE?
Keep gspmademegay! (61 votes)
Barack Lesnar (10 votes)
Juice Monkey (8 votes)
Clyde Bel-Air (1 vote)
Les Mutherfuker (24 votes)
No Michael Bisping (13 votes)
Other-Suggestion in Comments (28 votes)
145 total votes