True story: I just woke up from a dream featuring Dan fucking Henderson in a friendly soccer match. And yes, he was on my team.

I woke up in the exact moment after I had witnessed Hendo scoring his last career goal. I'd love to say it was me who played the deadly pass, but honestly the ball just rebounded to Henderson, who took two shots to put it into the net. Of course, using the H-Bomb would have been against the rules. But his left foot served him just fine on this occasion.

Anyway, I woke up from trying to jump out of bed in order to run over to Hendo and high-five him.

You know when you literally wake up laughing? Best thing to start your day :-)

Analyze this however you feel like. And if you want, give me your thoughts on soccer and mma in the comments.