#1- Any time you agree with someone or something ('Wow, great job by John Elway yesterday'), you yell 'Rec'd!' Then people stare at you funny.
#2- After making a mistake or saying something you wish you wouldnt've, you inexplicably begin slapping yo self.
#3- Your porn habit begins to suffer.
#4- Whenever you're impressed by someone or something, you tell anyone who'll listen, 'He/She/It is good, but He/She/It is no Michael Bisping.' (i.e. 'This Thai food is amazing, but it's no Michael Bisping.')
#5- You get all warm and fuzzy inside when watching a Ben Saunders or Casey Manrique fight, or There Will Be Blood and/or Cowboys Vs. Aliens
#6- You begin to develop a fear of Monsters.
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