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BE NCAA Tournament Gauntlet Of Death-Round 2 Update

It takes you to incredible highs-and it also takes you to incredible lows.- Mike Kryzyzewski

I believe what Coack K. was really referring to after Duke's shocking, bed-shitting performance was not cocaine, nor basketball itself, but the overwhelming experience of participating in the BE NCAA Tournament Gauntlet Of Death alongside gspmademegay.

The incredible highs (just seeing your mostly obscure and confusing handles in the same tournament as mine) and incredible lows (comparing your 1st/2nd round score to my own transcendent figure)-were clearly evident this weekend.

Coach K., you should be proud of yourself, sir. Not so much for losing to Jennifer Jason fucking Lehigh, but for having the presence of mind after such an emasculating loss to stop and recognize a man once made gay by gsp, who now sits in the top 99.9% of ESPN Tournament brackets.

Wonderfulspam, if you're out there, and your Nordic ass knows what basketball is, this might be a good time to attempt to quantify what we all witnessed this weekend.

You're welcome, BE.

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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