It is a confusing time for the Force...

There are Interim Champions, and Featherweights and shit.

A Dark Lord threatens strategic maneuvers...

That could challenge the staus quo...

''The Chosen One' is tempted by the Dark Side (Just ask Unamomberman)...

While his mentor tries to survive his wrath...

A young Jedi Warrior...

And a beautiful and mysterous Princess...

Join the fight for all that is righteous and good...

In order to preserve the Force's most powerful secret...

And restore balance to the center of the galaxy...

Or something like that...