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Dana White On Nick Diaz Failed Drug Test: 'I Am Beyond Disappointed'

Nick Diaz shows his disappointment with his loss at UFC 143 on Feb. 4, 2012 in Las Vegas. Photo by esther Lin for MMA Fighting.

Earlier today, Keith Kizer of the Nevada State Athletic Commission announced that Nick Diaz tested positive for marijuana after his UFC 143 fight with Carlos Condit.

It's been a turbulent few days for Diaz. After losing a close and controversial decision to Condit in the main event of UFC 143, a frustrated Diaz announced his retirement from MMA. Yesterday, word leaked of the UFC's plans for a Condit vs. Diaz rematch as Condit's first defense of the UFC Interim Welterweight Title, but those plans were immediately called into question at the same time that Kizer announced one fighter had failed a drug test. Many assumed it was Diaz, and those suspicions were proved to be correct.

Now, the UFC has issued a statement from Dana White, and it is short and clear:

I am beyond disappointed that he tested positive for marijuana. It is now in the hands of the Nevada State Athletic Commission.

This is not the first time Diaz has tested positive for marijuana. After his 2007 defeat of Takanori Gomi in one of the final Pride shows, Diaz also failed a drug test, resulting in that victory being overturned into a No Contest. This is also the second time in his recent UFC tenure that Diaz has caused the company massive headaches. His failure to show up for press conferences in the lead-up to UFC 137 caused them to pull him from the planned Diaz vs. GSP main event, and now this news will surely derail any plans for Condit vs. Diaz 2 happening anytime soon.

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He is disappointed

Which means he is not angry, which means he won’t get cut.

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by IRodC on Feb 9, 2012 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

no kidding

Thank you, judges, for being right for once.

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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"right" is a relative term

most people who offer scores have 48-47 Diaz

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by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Feb 9, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, not like it matters anyway. Even if he were gifted the decision, the fight would’ve been overturned and he would’ve been stripped of the title. And then we’d have a clusterfuck on a whole different level.

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by andrew861 on Feb 9, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Logged in to rec.

“Most people [who are rabid Diaz fanboys] who offer scores have 48-47 Diaz”? Idk. Funny how we all see different things depending on what we want to see.

I'd rather be trollin'.

by thirdparty on Feb 10, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

disappointed but probably not surprised

he is not worth the hassle anymore. he will most likely get popped again

Sheeeeeeeee-it

by Clay Davis on Feb 9, 2012 7:35 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

i'm not sure how much of a hassle this is.

the fight still happened, and he lost. it doesn’t leave the UFC in a bad situation, much like the sonnen loss to silva didn’t leave them in a compromising position. is diaz mega-annoying to dana? sure. so is chael. but he didn’t pimp them. he pimped his self.

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by glib_mf on Feb 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Would have a ton more respect for Dana

had he just stared down the reporter who took this quote and siad: “Don’t be scare, Homie!!!”

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by @KatanaClothing on Feb 10, 2012 5:25 AM EST up reply actions  

also

It would be awesome if Dana simply dead-eye stared down ALL reporter questions, squinted, and then squatted and took a massive gorilla shit on the stage. After nodding to the gathered crowd, he would nod knowingly, then walk off like a boss. No actual quotes to the media would be provided, other than his primordial grunting (during the aforementioned gorilla shit).

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by glib_mf on Feb 12, 2012 2:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats a pretty mild statement for Dana

No sanctions will come from the UFC, I guess its for the best

by Broseidon on Feb 9, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Damn I expected a strong reaction, maybe he knows the sentence will only be a couple months

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by menckenstein on Feb 9, 2012 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Unfortunately Nick took a shit on the plans of a rematch even though Condit accepted..I honestly no longer have any faith in him, nor do I think he gives a damn about any of his fans or the sport itself. When he comes back I hope they make him fight only wrestleboxers until he gathers enough losses to get cut.

by savik on Feb 9, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

now that's punishment

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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i take that back

here’s a punishment: make him watch all of fitch’s wins on loop. Hell on earth, 15 minutes at a time

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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick beats Fitch.

Bet money.

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by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll take that bet

by savik on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

yes please

what odds?

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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No odds

straight up
20 bucks
if it ever happens of course.

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by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

even odds?

sold. I was afraid I’d have to give points on this.

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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't do that points stuff

(mainly cuz I don’t understand it)

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by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

you should learn friend, he was going to put up more than 20 bucks to win 20 from you.

by Phildo on Feb 10, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you

I think Fitch has a lot more trouble with Diaz than many expect

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by Chris Hall on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Diaz wouldn't KTFO him

And although Fitch would take him down often Diaz’s grappling would finally force Fitch to work to get into a dominant position instead of take a brief nap.

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by SSreporters on Feb 9, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Diaz vs Fitch, Kos, Ellenberger, Rory Mac, and Hendricks

by savik on Feb 9, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

on roller skates.
in a hockey rink.
with Vern Troyer sitting on his shoulders.

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by Victor Rodriguez on Feb 9, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

blindfolded with Cain Velasquez playing mariachi music and Anderson Silva doing a samba

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by Andy Anderson on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Upside down.

While whistling Sublime.
And eating 27 saltines in under a minute.
Without the use of a net.

by Jeteyes on Feb 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So from this we infer

No cut or penalty above and beyond what the NSAC levels on him. See you in at least 9 months, Nick

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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

What a goddamn idiot.

by ihateemo on Feb 9, 2012 7:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

omg, busted for what PED? pot? hahaahahaah

my god this is retarded… i mean come on, the way it s going pot would be legal in less than 50 years…when was alcohol prohibited in the US? i dont smoke, but everybody knows how stupid it is to get suspended for pot! pfff lame

by alibabarouge on Feb 9, 2012 7:44 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Drug tests can be failed for all sorts of legal prescription drugs. The issue isn’t the legality, it’s that he couldn’t piss clean.

by ihateemo on Feb 9, 2012 7:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

My boss was telling me that in the 1950s him and his friends would say.....

“mark my words, pot will definitely be legal in the next five years the way things are going”

by Brandon Starr on Feb 9, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Your boss

sounds old.
:P

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by TorQus on Feb 9, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

well now i’m interested in hearing what he thinks now…

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by Victor Rodriguez on Feb 9, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He's mentioned that.

But feels that once Nate dies there will be other bureaucratic nonsense that stops it.

by Brandon Starr on Feb 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hmm i understand, that pot is consider as a " bridge" to harder drugs… but… in sports?? when u know how hard those guys workout! have u ever finished a triathlon? i d be glad to do half … another thing is that u dont need to be Freud to see see that poor Nick as big emotive issues, high anxiety, he can t talk with the press, try to avoid press conferences, he is so nervous that he cant have a normal interaction with any fighter he is going to fight… we ask to much from our athletes, ok, some have higher intellect, but some dont… the diaz should be respected for their art. they are great fighters and that s why i respect those guys, like we all should if we dare to look at ourself in the mirror

by alibabarouge on Feb 10, 2012 1:35 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Will the fight be ruled a no contest?

Or would that only happen had Nick won?

It would be interesting if there had to be another interim belt fight.

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by MMA_Messiah on Feb 9, 2012 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

why would you take away a win from someone if their opponent screwed up?

by Phildo on Feb 10, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

a tad much

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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfect.

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by andrew861 on Feb 9, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

goes well with your SN

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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't Stop Chael

Until guys like Leben get cut i am not worried about Nick and weed. Those guys used performance enhancers and because Diaz is an all around jerk we get on him for weed like he cheated MMA or hit a female in the streets. Dude is unbalanced and needs weed to cope, there are a lot of people like that.

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by Roman727 on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

This is really disappointing.

But let’s remember that Nick Diaz is just being Nick Diaz. And we love Nick Diaz. So I look forward to Diaz vs. GSP in about a year’s time, when he comes back from this ban. Don’t forget Diaz had already earned his shot a GSP before his win over BJ Penn and loss to Condit. So he has every right to claim what is rightfully his, when he comes back.

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by sitnam90 on Feb 9, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems to have worked out fine for Chael
He lost AND tested positive for a banned substance since then so that kind of negates his “rightful” shot at GSPAnderson

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by TheFilt on Feb 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

After Chael got his wrist slap

then had two fights in between.
I’d be down with Diaz serving his time, fighting a couple times then getting another title shot if he’s winning

by Dootch on Feb 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

If Anderson wasn't hurt

The fight would have already happened.

Chael chose not to wait around IIRC.

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by TheFilt on Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

He was suspended

and that cancelled the fight. They shortened the suspension, then the money laundering thing affected him, and it basically, combined, became a nine month suspension, and he was off for a year anyway.
Plus Dana seemed to have a different attitude about Chaels issue then Nicks, for sure.

by Dootch on Feb 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he would have gotten the shot following the Stann win

Which was extremely impressive.

Dana’s only issue is making money. When Nick comes back(if he chooses to), he’ll be right back “in the mix”.

This is a division that saw Dan Hardy fight for title and Paul Daley one win away.

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by TheFilt on Feb 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to talk down on the WW division

Its a deep, tough division. It just works out like that sometimes.

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by TheFilt on Feb 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

As far as position in the division is concerned, he won’t really be affected. The drug test failure will be largely ignored upon his return.

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by Chris Hall on Feb 9, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ironically

His stock is going up among fans and he is even more hated by anti-fans(?).

Even Ben Fowlkes says he only likes Diaz more now. He is the magic man right now. Shame he can’t fight…

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by TheFilt on Feb 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The difference is

Chael is the legitimate number 1 contender in the Middleweight division, in that he came back from suspension, ran through Stann and then got past Bisping.

Apart from Munoz who’s injured he’s the only contender who hasn’t been owned by Silva and seems to have a decent chance of winning the rematch.

Welterweight is a whole different story, in that it has a whole bunch of up and comers who could potentially put up a good fight for both the Champ. Apart from being a loudmouth and the Strikeforce champ, in a year’s time is Diaz really going to have a better argument for a shot then Ellenberger, Hendricks, Rory Macdonald or even Fitch if they win a couple in that time? And if he does fight them (like Chael had too), would he get past a couple of those guys?

I think that Diaz got two good style match-ups in the lead up to this almost title shot and still managed to ensure he won’t ever get one. BJ Penn lacks the gas tank and motivation to hang with Diaz’s style and Condit isn’t one of the divisions many wrestle-boxers which I think are the worst match up for Diaz.

Seriously best case scenario for Diaz is he comes back in a year and Dana likes him enough to give him a Condit rematch and then maybe another good style match up so they can finally make Diaz/GSP happen.

by Detective Squirts on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This is an incredibly likely scenario
Seriously best case scenario for Diaz is he comes back in a year and Dana likes him enough to give him a Condit rematch and then maybe another good style match up so they can finally make Diaz/GSP happen.

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by TheFilt on Feb 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

What? Retroactive title shots? Coming off a loss and a suspension?

Riiiiiiight.

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by Sweet Scientist on Feb 9, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

One impressive win

That’s all it takes for a guy people want to see.

Especially when he’s coming off a close decision to the (interim)champ following an 11 fight win streak.

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by TheFilt on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

hey man, I'm a Diaz fan

Love the guy. Feel sorry for his current woes. I also don’t care if he fights for the title or not- I just want to see him fight. If he fights for the belt, I guess that’s cool, but as long as he’s fighting 5 round fights I don’t care.

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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just saying

He’ll be back, right where he left off.

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by TheFilt on Feb 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No, not all of us love Nick being Nick.

When (if) he comes back, he will be back of the line.

by Empty Thoughts on Feb 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting. Its joke anyway the fact the weed and other drugs which only hurt performance are banned.

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by Kefka on Feb 9, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Weed hurting your performance is really, really debatable.

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by James Brady on Feb 9, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Weed is used as a pain suppressant in some treatments.

by doomrider7 on Feb 9, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

yes it is.

and anybody that says it alleviates pain is lying to you and to the government. it’s just an excuse to get high. trust me. i have my card.

by tha dude on Feb 9, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

trust me. i have my card.

Yeah, you are a moron.

There are plenty of people like you who have their card and use cannabis recreationally, I have no problem with that at all. There are also just as many who do use it therapeutically, and I know numerous cancer patients who DO use it to kill pain and stimulate their appetite. My problem is with people like you who perpetuate the stereotype that “it’s just for getting high, man.” That’s utter bullshit and it’s because of people like you that it stays illegal for the most part.

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by Ak.Death on Feb 9, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i appreciate the name calling.

sure, it stimulates the appetite. but it sure as hell doesn’t kill the pain of the chronic arthrits that i have in my left elbow. like i said, anybody that says any different is lying. and since i have my card, i’m not sure how illegal you think it is where i live.

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by tha dude on Feb 9, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You seem unaware of the fact that pharmacological agents don’t have the same effect on everybody. In fact, they can often have one effect on one person and the opposite effect on another. Your experience with MJ doesn’t make people who have a different experience liars.

by Jahbulon on Feb 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I apologize for calling you a moron, that was uncalled for.

I still strongly disagree with you, especially with the statement “anybody that says any different is lying.” So because you don’t get any pain relief nobody else does? Utter BS. You know there are different ways to ingest it than smoking, yeah? Tinctures and salves absolutely help with pain, I’ve seen way too much evidence to support this. I live in Colorado where it is legal (as per doctor prescription) and I’ve heard about and seen first hand so many people benefit from the plant. I take issue with your vague statements saying that is only good for getting high.

Also I think my reading comprehension is just fine, I understood your haphazadly thrown together sentence.

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by Ak.Death on Feb 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Your reaction time is slow when high, that will greatly hurt your performance.

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by Kefka on Feb 9, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

except you're wrong

People with acute debilitating pain get great relief from getting high. I’m sure a vast majority of people with the cards are using an excuse to get high but people do medically benefit from, myself included.

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by merryprankster on Feb 9, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Weed is seen as a panacea in some community’s, its curative powers are a bit exaggerated I think, but that does mean some people don’t get relief from pain and other aliments while smoking weed.

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by Kefka on Feb 9, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Please identify the scientific studies that show it is an effective pain killer. Just because someone “gets relief” from weed doesn’t mean it actually kills pain. Get high and pull your nose hairs out, then tell me if it is a pain killer.

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by Bakuto on Feb 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Get high and pull your nose hairs out, then tell me if it is a pain killer.

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by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I like pulling my nose hairs out.. it’s a great activity

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Yeah. And I have a lot of them, pretty hairy nose. So sometimes when I’m in front of them computer I’ll just start yanking them out. The key is to not pinch more than one at a time, because you’ll usually fail if you try too many in one pull.

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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I was high the other day, and saw a nose hair creepin’ out my nose. I yanked it out and thereby concluded it to be the most painful experience a human being can endure.

by IanParedes on Feb 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm sure weed is not helping anyones performace

the fact it can take almost a month to get out your system. means diaz could have smoked weeks ago and it just didn’t get out his system yet. he didn’t even think tiwce about it. also weed as a pain suppressant from what i have seen works when you injest the weed not smoke it. hence the lines of weed based food products

by BIGNAT on Feb 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This is my Diaz impression:

If they wanted an exception why didn’t they drive to my house and hand me the pre-filled out form and a pen so I could sign it? This is such bullshit and completely everyone else’s fault. Everyone’s out to get me, homie!

by Jeteyes on Feb 9, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I just farted from trying to stifle my laughter

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by menckenstein on Feb 9, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Requests can be denied

I have a feeling his may have been had he even bothered to file a request

by Ricardo Arguello on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

the whining about pot being banned and nick needing it would be a lot stronger if they actually denied it instead of having everyone share their feelings on the topic.

by Phildo on Feb 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever

What a bullshit statement. He knew Diaz was smoking weed leading up to the fight just as everybody else. Everyone is using PED’s too but have mastered cycling. He’s disappointed he didn’t cheat the test, not that he’s smoking weed.

by Democritus on Feb 9, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, that’s why Dana said he’s beyond disappointed that he tested positive. Not that he’s smoking it.

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by James Brady on Feb 9, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you smoke regularly

doesn’t it stay in your system for about 3 weeks?

Obviously he would have flushed or cleansed his system. But without doing that it ain’t always that easy and “flushing” doesn’t always work.

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by TorQus on Feb 9, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't Joe Rogan

say on one of his Podcasts that Nick was smoking weed during one of the conference calls in the week leading up to his title shot?

Please, correct me if I’m wrong.

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by TorQus on Feb 9, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

he was, and it sounds like it was was one of the funniest YouTube videos never seen.

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by IanParedes on Feb 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't think so.

I think it’s good for someone to really live and love their craft.

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by ElliotMatheny on Feb 10, 2012 3:43 AM EST up reply actions  


C’mon, Nick.
C’mon.

by les rallizes denudes on Feb 9, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Diaz ain't goin nowhere

Too big of a star, too good of a fighter. Lil disappointment, lil suspension. No problem.

by Kid Kimura on Feb 9, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

It will a surprise if he fights before the next superbowl though

Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls

by MattParker117 on Feb 9, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a huge star, and not going to be allowed to fight for another year. So he is kinda going somewhere, and that’s far from the eyes of fans and not facing any competition for a long time.

by Hardcharger on Feb 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

dont be anxious homie

You must defeat me to stand a chance.

by Gouken on Feb 9, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

ufc WW div is my most hated atm.....

gotta find happiness elsewhere, frankie and bendo i am looking at you!

by carmine99 on Feb 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

The division is in a really weird limbo right now.

GSP and Nick are out, Kos doesn’t look stellar, Fitch and Alves losing to up and comers. Really weird, many of the old guard are out of action or losing.

Dear audio diary: Today I may have accidentally registered myself as a sex offender! WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY LIFE
- T-Rex

by sitnam90 on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

This whole situation has been an emotional roller coaster. I think i need a smoke…

by jammin.. on Feb 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

The comment matches the username perfectly.

Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters

by SSreporters on Feb 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

NICE!!!

Solid.

I now have a signature statement. Behold!

by glib_mf on Feb 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't blame Nick for testing positive,

Nate kept telling him he was 3-1 on beating drug tests so far.

There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?

by ElliotMatheny on Feb 10, 2012 3:44 AM EST up reply actions  

This thread needed this:

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back." -Swearengen

by AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe on Feb 10, 2012 3:24 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Hire a manager who makes sure that you test negative, homie.

"I'm not the best, but I'm capable of achieving the impossible" - Anderson Silva

by dancingChicken on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 AM EST reply actions  

or takes care of your exemption.

"I'm not the best, but I'm capable of achieving the impossible" - Anderson Silva

by dancingChicken on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 AM EST up reply actions  

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