Nick Diaz is a Rebel and He Doesn't Give a Shit.
by pud333 on Feb 9, 2012 6:59 PM EST
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PrintNick Diaz is a rebel, and he doesn't give a shit.
He doesn't give a shit about his Honda.
He doesn't give a shit about the English language.
He doesn't give a shit about beauty pageants.
He doesn't give a shit about wrestlers or joggers.
He doesn't give a shit about baby leg kicks.
He doesn't give a shit about computers, because he has no intention of chatting with you whores.
He doesn't give a shit about what ... uh, the year... fuck year is it?
He doesn't give a shit about some bitch offering him a piece of hydrogenated chocolate, because real fighters eat real chocolate.
He doesn't give a shit about the commission.
He doesn't give a shit about smoking up before a fight or getting caught.
He doesn't give a shit about all the money he's going to lose because he smoked up.
He doesn't give a shit about sitting on the shelf for 6 - 12 months.
He doesn't give a shit about title shots.
He doesn't give a shit. And that's why Nick is a rebel. He sure showed everyone, huh? Fuck right he did. Fuck the man.
WAR DIAZ.
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"We're making meth here, not space shuttles."
by THEFILMGUY on Feb 9, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
oh god my sides
should’ve changed the grease to water, though
by les rallizes denudes on Feb 9, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
"We're making meth here, not space shuttles."
by THEFILMGUY on Feb 9, 2012 7:17 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
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WAR DIAZ
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
by sklart on Feb 9, 2012 7:55 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
The nunchucks are the best.
"You've got Floyd Mayweather making $25 million. He can't stop a double-leg..." Nick Diaz.
by pud333 on Feb 9, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am partial to the gogoplata.
but that’s just cause I’m a jits guy lol. you should see the 4 min video of him doing the nunchucks. crazy shit.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
Oh, the gogo was awesome too.
"You've got Floyd Mayweather making $25 million. He can't stop a double-leg..." Nick Diaz.
Gotta go with the one on the top. Quintessential Diaz.
Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
- Mark Twain
by TheLastEmpress on Feb 9, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
suck him off harder please. Wow he’s so badass cause he failed his test for weed man.. lets let everyone get drunk right after the weigh ins. Yea.
I piss hot
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by Sir Jacob of Ortingham on Feb 9, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions
It should say satire, but you get the point.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
Thank you.
"You've got Floyd Mayweather making $25 million. He can't stop a double-leg..." Nick Diaz.
Being a rebel is cute when you're some high school student,
but Nick is a grown-ass 28 year old man. He needs to grow the fuck up.
Ahoy-hoy.
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by Sugel Mendoza on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Not even man.
The whole “Being a rebel” and “sticking it to the man” are total bullshit and always have been. I honestly can’t believe anyone over MS to HS age would go for it. Just shows the level of maturity.
The honey badger ran its course with 2011
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I REALLY hope this is a satire piece.
Because the alternative is that people think it’s cool that a grown man acts like a fucking disgruntled kid. If this were a TV personality from a reality show or some shit people would be ripping him apart.
Funny. The athletic commission doesn’t give a shit about his not giving a shit.
TROLLOLOLOLOL! :P
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