UFC 143: NSAC Boss Keith Kizer Confirms One Positive Drug Test
The rumors have been swirling that someone on the UFC 143 card failed his post-fight drug test. Now we have confirmation via an email from Nevada State Athletic Commission Executive Director Keith Kizer that SOMEONE on the card did indeed fail a drug test.
Here's an email sent from the NSAC commission to members of the MMA media:
From: Keith Kizer
Date: Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Subject: UFC 143
Thank you for the many email and phone calls. I am still waiting for all the steroid and drug test results to come back. We did have at least one positive test. I will send out an email later today on that matter.Keith Kizer
Executive Director
Nevada Athletic Commission
Things to keep in mind:
- There is no indication as to who is the fighter in question.
- There is no indication as to whether the drug test failure is for performance enhancing drugs (PEDs) or drugs of abuse.
Here's another clue for you all, SI reporter Josh Gross tweeted this earlier:
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by Rob Young on Feb 9, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nick testing + for that sticky icky?
I hope not. But something tells me thats what it’s going to be
The key is to hit the guy in the jaw really hard before the other guy does it to you.
by FreeLightningLee on Feb 9, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions
I hope not too
whether or not a Condit rematch happens, or a GSP fight ever happens, I would be seriously bummed if Diaz basically took a failed drug test as his queue to bail on the sport. There are still a ton of great fights for him in the UFC.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 9, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
First thing that came to mind.
It wouldn’t surprise me.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 9, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Is there anyone out there that really thinks
that weed should be grounds for a DQ? Man, so tired of the drug war. if I was fighting someone I’d rather they were smoking weed, frankly. I certainly wouldn’t think it gave them an edge, and I’d be more likely to assume it would be a hindrance.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
If you really want to get fired up
Read what the doctor said about Nick after he got popped following the Gomi fight – something about weed absolutely being a performance-enhancer for him. Utter absurdity.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
oh yeah, I remember it
and I was equally baffled. and that was a fucking awesome fight too. actually, that was the fight that got me on the Diaz bandwagon.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
can I get a link?
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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the quote
Dr. Alamo went on to say, “Mr. Diaz was 145 [THC concentration]. This creates a unique situation. I was there at this fight and believe that you were intoxicated and… that it made you numb to the pain. Did it help you win? I think it did.”
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
nice find
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I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
yeah, weed is a mild analgesic
but the only pains that I’ve heard it works on are mild arthritis, mild PMS symptoms, etc… but to claim that THC is a more effective pain killer than say, adrenaline… I can’t believe that guy has an MD.
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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
It's pretty ridiculous
There are some possible ways in which THC could be a performance enhancer, but definitely not as some sort of super pain reliever.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly
and it’s only a pain-reliever WHEN YOU’RE HIGH. I don’t think anyone is suggesting that Nick smoked a spliff in the locker room of the Tokyo Dome (or wherever it was). That stuff just stays in your system a long time.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 9, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
it was in america
thats why he got caught
im pretty sure they wouldn’t have done drug tests in japan lol
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well whaddaya know?
I didn’t even know they had Pride events here.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 9, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
"The winner of this bout will recieve a $200 gift certificate to Whataburger"
Performance Enhanced.
by Shaun32887 on Feb 9, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Some drugs are banned for danger to the fighter taking them, and this isn’t about the drug war. It’s on the WADA banned list.
Phildo,
I recall that they were actually talking about it as a PED at the time the DQ was handed out. Furthermore, I think that it does relate to the drug war because I see that government position as a highly influential one which permeates all aspects around the perception of controlled substances. If pot weren’t illegal and didn’t have the history it does as a result I doubt it would be addressed by WADA. Which I will admit I had to google. I have actually studied a fair bit ( I am getting my sociology degree in 4 months) about the history of drug laws and if defending MJ legalization didn’t make me sound like one of those tools who thinks it should be legal because they want to smoke it and use any justification they can find to argue for it I would. But suffice to say that I don’t think it should be illegal for no other reason than I think it is societally bad policy to treat drug use as a crime and not a health issue.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
That guy last time was obviously stupid, but that doesn’t change the facts. WADA banned the drug, not the US, so the US’s war on drugs has nothing to do with it.
There are plenty of arguments to remove the ban, I’ve yet to see one that doesn’t contain more reasons to ban the drug besides the one they are arguing against. Your statement that it is a hindrance does not mean it should be allowed. The entire point of athletic commissions is to protect fighters from themselves, and that’s also one of the main reasons a drug ends up on WADA’s banned list.
Phildo
I’m going to back out of this argument as 2 minutes on Wikipedia reading about WADA doesn’t make me feel as though I have anything to bring to the conversation, and I don’t wanna defend a position from ignorance just because I made a statement I don’t want to take back. I will think on your points as I read more.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
I was reading stuff yesterday and got a little disappointing. Popular science or something like that was tackling the wada/weed issue and had a list of 3 reasons why WADA bans a drug, if it does 2 or 3 of them, the drug is banned. One was harmful to the user, two was performance enhancing, I forget what the third was. They took bad for you as a given because inhaling smoke is bad, which is a copout, and then went into trying to figure out the 2nd and 3rd and said that it’s probably not a great argument, but they can see why someone would declare the drug to have those effects.
Even if you throw out the physical smoke argument, i can see why the commissions/wada/whoever would want to stop people from fighting with a drug that fucks up your brain and increases your heart rate in your system, and that’s probably enough to prevent people from changing a rule that was probably in place when they got to their job.
I wouldn’t be arguing the other way if someone came out and said they weren’t going to test for weed anymore, but, as said below, it is banned now, so people need to find a way to not have it in their system when they compete. Plenty of people (including Nick Diaz) have figured out a way to do this, so I’m not going to feel that much sympathy when they get busted).
Hmmm
If we’re getting real here, I personally can’t get around the argument that weed is bad for you. I myself found it pretty addictive- probably not toxically or chemically, but psychologically it amounted to the same thing, and I don’t feel that inhaling smoke is necessarily a minor health issue, depending on how often you do it of course. So I’ll say this- it was definitely bad for me.
But your argument is comprehensive and lucid, and you make good points. I also wouldn’t be arguing it should be *on*the list either, if it weren’t. And your final point is the best- it’s a rule at a workplace, and I have understanding but no sympathy. I have friends who played in the NFL who burned and never got busted due to strategic layoffs, and a pro athlete should know all the ins and outs and consequences with zero excuses. Thanks for the polite discussion.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
Guys...please don't stop.
This is how arguments should be carried out.
I am thoroughly enjoying this debate.
by Body Triangle on Feb 9, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
I really don’t know anything about it. I was drug tested when all my friends tried it, so I didn’t do it, and now that I’m not tested I still don’t have any desire/occasion to do it.
As for “bad for you” there are levels of it. Inhaling smoke is bad for you, whether it’s from cigarettes, joints, stoves, paper, forest fires, whatever, but I’ll admit that it’s a pretty weak argument.
As for fighting, from what I know, it messes with your brain and increases your heart rate, this can lead to something disastrous. This is worst case scenario type stuff, but if someone got killed or seriously injured and it was found that they had ANY questionable drug in their system (weed, alcohol, weight loss supplements, add drugs, cough syrup) people are going to freak out, and all sports need to take steps to cover themselves in this situation, especially sports that are already on the fringe like this one.
I don't think one should be suspended for fighting stoned
But it’s a known fact that you’re not allowed to do that. Diaz already did it once. He skipped another fight because he knew he was about to piss hot. To do it a third time is just stupid.
This is a salient point and supercedes many others.
At the end of the day, it’s a rule and if broken there will be consequences.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
Weed can absolutely be a performance enhancer, while at the same time it has it’s cons. I remember i was able to bench +20 more pounds than my previous workout session while i was stoned. It made me feel stronger and more in control of my muscles. But aside from working out while laying down it doesn’t have any other performance enhancement value. It fatigues you faster and i definitely wouldn’t have been able to do a high intensity workout.
by MaximumWatermelon on Feb 9, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously?
Do you actually believe that smoking weed gave you the ability to lift more weight than you could without it?
my buddy reported the same thing, he would go into the gym and handle business
also new study shows that smoking weed isn’t that harmfull, from the physical smoking damage standpoint
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Feb 9, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not saying it's harmful
In fact, I believe the pros far outweigh any cons. I do not, however, believe that inhaling thc into your lungs will grant you the muscle strength to add 20+ lbs to your bench.
The point is that you can’t take any drugs to affect your body or mind when competing, you’re supposed to be sober. In that respect, I don’t understand why you would make an exception for marijuana just because a lot of people like to get high relationally. I mean it definitely does affect your senses, whether it’s for better or worse is besides the point.
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Would this make all the complaints about the judges’ decision null and void if it does come back as Nick Diaz testing positive? That would be great because it will shut a lot of people up.
If it's weed no not at all
The key is to hit the guy in the jaw really hard before the other guy does it to you.
by FreeLightningLee on Feb 9, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
I guess my reasoning was that if Nick tested positive, there is no way that he would’ve won that fight any way.
If Nick tested positive for weed there is no way he would win anyway? What?
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 1:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah. No contest.
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by sexysassytravismmafan on Feb 9, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Nah Carlos would keep the win I am pretty sure
It would be a no contest if Nick won.
The key is to hit the guy in the jaw really hard before the other guy does it to you.
by FreeLightningLee on Feb 9, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
That’s what I meant. No contest if Nick won, just like the Gomi fight.
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by sexysassytravismmafan on Feb 9, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
what exactly are you talking about?
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It’s obvious. It doesn’t matter if Nick should have won the decision. It doesn’t even matter if he KTFO Carlos IF he tested positive for weed. He still wouldn’t have won.
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by sexysassytravismmafan on Feb 9, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
I guess a better phrasing of that would be: If Diaz tested positive, there is no way that he could have officialy been awarded the victory. The failed test would’ve resulted in a no-contest.
Do people remember the Gomi fight as a win for Diaz? I know I do even tho the record books record it as a no contest.
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 2:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yup.
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by Sweet Scientist on Feb 9, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
I don't just consider it a win.
I consider it fucking awesome.
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by Luke Nelson on Feb 9, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
The point is weed doesn’t mean squat in relation to the actual fight. It has nothing to do with Nick’s performance. If you are in the camp that thought Nick won this doesn’t move the needle a bit.
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 2:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I never mentioned his performance. Argueing that Diaz won would be a moot point because of the results of the drug test.
You asked if the complaints over the decision would go away if he tested positive. The answer is no, if you felt Nick won the test changes nothing.
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 2:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
No matter what happens the complaints won't go away
because fans will never give up on it. The decision is a moot point if Diaz is popped for something anyways, suspend him and maybe he will wise up.
I’d rather just climb this fridge
he should get an award.
he fought like that and he was high?
sheeeeeiiiiitt……
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by Victor Rodriguez on Feb 9, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Weed can make you do weird things

"So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees So what we go out That’s how its supposed to be Living young and wild and free."
subject line!!
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
yea had to adblock that
fugly gif
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Adblock.. smart thinking! Just did the same, thank god.
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Like post stupid, pointless .gifs
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 2:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
technically
you’re right. but he chased them down with a generous handful of bud.
Can you believe that dude bangs Christina Hendricks? I’m freaking out man!
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by Jeremy Couturier on Feb 9, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Don't freak out
It means you have a shot at her. We all have a decent shot… just gotta have the game and balls to step to her.
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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
weed
popcorn time, this should be good
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Big deal...
He’ll get a suspension yadda yadda…. then reduction. Too much money on the line for either the rematch or the GSP fight not to happen.
me thinks its this

I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
by attgnp on Feb 9, 2012 1:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The answer to this email should just be, “we have not received all the results, we will not comment until we do.” All this does is create an environment for speculation. Now there is some other stuff floating around today so all the speculation isn’t baseless, but if Diaz is clean he’s getting dragged down by this for no reason.
by Phildo on Feb 9, 2012 1:48 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
not like this is for NO reason
seeing as he’s done this before and has said he will continue to smoke.
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
This time it isn’t for no reason, but still. People are going to look stupid if some random guy on the prelims did roids, and it’s not necessary. Speculating about drug tests is stupid, when you can tell me who was positive and negative, tell me, anything else is stupid and pointless.
They are telling you
Just keeping their asses covered.
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by KGNLuc on Feb 9, 2012 1:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Why?
There are many occasions when a journalist knows 100% what’s up and this is the only way he can tell you.
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by KGNLuc on Feb 9, 2012 2:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I’m not talking about journalists. I’m talking about Kizer, the commission. Journalists can dig, commissions should not give incomplete information about drug tests.
Aaaah. ok.
Saddled the wrong horse then. ;)
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by KGNLuc on Feb 9, 2012 2:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
if that was the case Cesar wouldn't be so hush hush
i agree that the drama/ speculation around this fight/ rematch/ decision/ drug screen situation is way overblown. i think all the madness is a good buildup to a rematch down the road.
malki kawa just texted cesar "we dont need money to fight" gracie four words:
dont be scared homie
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by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
thats how much hes been juicing.. the testing equipment remains tainted for months.
/ internet speculation
by hewsdaddy on Feb 9, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
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Conduit got exposed
If Nick can beat him stoned, imagine what he would do to him sober!
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by KGNLuc on Feb 9, 2012 1:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions
-AboveThisFire
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If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If he got busted for weed
He could have smoked it a week before and it would have still showed up.
And if that is the case, it is not going to affect his performance in the cage one bit.
Hasn’t anyone toked around here?
Sheeeeeeeee-it
I don't think the point is that he fought stoned for some kind of advantage.
It’s that he broke policy that is clearly laid out, and has done it before, and he is paid a very large amount of money to obey the rules of the company he works for. Civil disobedience is always an option, but you have to be willing to pay the consequences.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
I am not debating that.
It is against the rules, and he should pay for breaking them.
All my point is stating, is that this could have happened a while before, and it is possible that it didn’t affect his performance either way
Sheeeeeeeee-it
well then we agree :)
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
yeah, but
the Ceasar Gracie tweet isn’t exactly booming with confidence for his guy.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 9, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Plus the rematch was on, then via Gracie "not agreed upon"
Why wouldn’t he agree to the rematch, another huge payday and another shot to face GSP for the real belt??? Probably because of this test. Looks like we landed on YES!
by Luffmania on Feb 9, 2012 3:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Roy Nelson
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by IRodC on Feb 9, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions 9 recs

If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Feb 9, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
where im from, people who take title fights..
smoke weed before the fight
You must defeat me to stand a chance.
Where you’re from are people paid exorbitant sums of money to fight and told that smoking weed is against the rules?
by fbihop on Feb 9, 2012 2:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
So you’re not from Vegas?
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by lowellthehammer on Feb 9, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
It is pretty clear that it was Diaz. For weed.
Did you guys see his Twitter feed? On the day before the fight he was posting pictures of vegan food and other food related items (videos about eating healthy).
1. He never tweets.
2. It’s even less likely that he’d tweet before a fight.
3. It’s even less likely that he’d tweet pictures of food that no one would ever eat.
4. Unless he were stoned.
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Plus vegan food is generally disgusting and only someone with a serious case of the munchies and a distinct inability to find funions would eat it.
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by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I mean, I'm vegetarian.....
….since birth.
And even I was questioning the food choices he was sharing with us.
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I'm a vegetarian too
and raw food makes me cringe a little.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 9, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
You really have been a vegetarian since birth? Medical condition?
by Afrotikiman on Feb 9, 2012 2:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah I guess you could call it that.
I have hippyparentitis
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by Luke Nelson on Feb 9, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
BURN THE WITCH
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by lowellthehammer on Feb 9, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Is there an inside joke in there?
I mean, once I got old enough to decide for myself I was told that since I had never had meat, I’d probably get sick for awhile if I ate it. So that prevented me from doing so for a few years.
Then I learned about factory farming of animals, got a little militant about it, thought I was superior, like most veggies seem to. (which was patently absurd, since I had no choice in the matter)
Now that I’m older, I don’t think that at all. Aside from getting bummed out when I consider the living conditions of the animals in those factory farms, I see eating meat as a clearly necessary part of human existence.
As for me, I personally am okay with never having eaten it, nor do I think I ever will, as long as I have other options.
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aside from avoiding the obvious ethical dilemma
of killing another sentient being because you don’t like the taste of tofu, you are also contributing less to cooking the planet. You’re entitled to feel morally superior. I say this as a weak willed lover of bacon.
by TubbyMcFats on Feb 9, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
shenanigans cows put out more greenhouse gas than cars in the USA so congratulate yourself on reducing carbon as you chow down in your Triple whopper with extra bacon.
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by Bobillarious on Feb 9, 2012 4:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Think he was just kidding around (hippy-phobia). The only problem I think I ever really have had with veganism/vegetarianism is the exact problem I have with atkins type diets; they’re fine nutritionally when done correctly but there’s so much misinformation and bad information out there that a lot of people end up being malnourished and causing themselves harm.
My opinion on peoples diets is purely on the basis of nutrition, arguments for or against diets etc on the basis of morality etc will never go anywhere.
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by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
True that.
My mother was really great. She learned everything she could about nutrition when we were little babies. She cooked so many different things for us, it was never boring and we (my bro and sis) never seemed to run into any health problems.
Not sure what’s awaiting me when I hit 50 or 60, but my mom is almost 60, does hot yoga every day for the past few years, and she is in great shape. She’s never had any medical conditions aside from her doctor recommending she get more Iron a few years back.
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That’s definitely the way to do it. I’m fully supportive of people who actually spend the time to know what is in their diet and what they need to put into it to make it nutritionally viable.
More than just being vegan/vegetarian your mother is probably in great shape due to her diligent research on nutrition. Meat etc isn’t necessarily a health problem in a diet, the problems usually stem from ignorance on basic nutrition/exercise principles.
Kudos to your mom, also hot yoga is awesome.
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by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
there are a bunch of old ladies in my hot yoga classes and they are seriously gangster. respect.
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Hot Yoga
The name seems to be writing checks reality can’t cash. :(
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I can't help but ask you
If you have ever watched a yoga class. I live in Santa Cruz (I say this to indicate high concentration of Yoga classes) and Yoga classes produce and reinforce hotness in many ways for sure. Seriously, it’s the jazzersize of now. And I am not talking about the air conditioning being turned off. Yowza
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
I just got the feeling the “Hot” in “Hot Yoga” was not the “Hot” I was hoping for. Your statement seems to indicate my initial hope was not misguided though?
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if you see a woman
with outstanding posture, great bearing and composure, with excellent flexibility, core strength, and who is lithe, long, and lean, Yoga is a great guess. Personally, those are all things I find “hot.” It’s also a really intense and scalable workout, and I highly recommend taking a 3 month series if you want to make your body feel awesome. There are many different forms, I liked Ayungar the most, which is where you hold positions for a longer time and focus on the form a lot. wow.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
and by the way
If you like doing Jiu Jitsu, yoga should be part of your regimen for sure. It really helps you learn and strengthen and control every part of your body and increases flexibility.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
If you've ever visited Vancouver....
….you’d change your tune.
So many hot yoga chicks up here. I mean, i’s home to the headquarters of lululemon.
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By the way
I agree, Vancouver is a beautiful city. I did a rugby tour up through BC and Vancouver was a highlight, as was Victoria.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
I agree with DankNabbot. I’m not sure if the “old ladies” part of my comment made you think the people in the class aren’t hot, but that’s the thing — even the old ladies are hot, compared to your average old ladies. most of the people in the class have phenomenal bodies, although I cannot say whether that would be true for a hot yoga class in the US, where the bodies are different looking.
(I personally don’t find the long & lean yoga body particularly aesthetically appealing — I like muscles on men and curves on women — but I respect how in shape they are.)
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by mollcutpurse on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
you poor poor soul
you have no idea what you are missing LOL
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Like TubbyMcFats , I’m happy to acknowledge your choices as morally superior to the average american . why would you see eating meat as a neccessary part of the human expeirence when your own experience tells you that it isn’t?
Have you had those Morning star chipolte black bean burgers? scrumptious.
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by Hardy's in your face on Feb 9, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
why would you see eating meat as a neccessary part of the human expeirence when your own experience tells you that it isn’t?
Well, I was sort of referring to the entirety of humanity. Up until like, 50 or 60 years ago it would have been pretty hard to survive without eating meat in many parts of the world. If there was a bad crop, you’d be fucked. If you lived somewhere that didn’t have a good climate for growing fruits/nuts/veggies, you’d be fucked.
It is becoming less necessary, especially for those who live in the developed world.
Yet when I say the “human experience”, I don’t base it on what we’ve experienced over the past 50 years here in the developed world. Based on how things are going, we could be returning to the stone age shortly, making our experience as humans a rare anomaly.
So that’s where I was going with that.
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Got it. There’s no question that meat was neccessary for hominids/humans to develop our large brains. Now that we have all of earth’s resources at our fingertips and the demand for protein on the rise it’s I can see your point that we might be reaching some tipping point of sustainability. A collapse in marine foodsources is surely on the horizon, but I think the only thing that could drive humanity back to the bronze age would be a mega catastrophy like the Yellowstone cladera erupting. That wil be one brutal millenium for the creatures of earth.
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by Hardy's in your face on Feb 9, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
Exact opposite of my childhood
I was always told.
“If it didn’t scream when it died, whats the point in eating it”
I don’t always follow that these days, veggies are good
Sheeeeeeeee-it
Oh LAWDY.
I’d die without striploin steak.
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Agreed
The more I think about it, the more I want to get that out of my head:

problem solved
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Looks good except for carmalized onions
Ruins all food. Fuck that noise.
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Fuck that fuck that noise
I’ll put caramelized onions on a cigarette butt and eat it.
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by Charles Awad on Feb 9, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Yes.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 9, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
I can understand that considering they have the same taste
Now excuse me but I’m going to go scoop some guacamole onto a waffle cone and eat it.
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I'm going to wrap a sausage in bacon and then wrap that in flank steak and eat it.
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Carmelized onions are the truth. Bite your tongue, sir.
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
Like chewing on a sugared tape worm
Onions can be grilled but don’t slop them up with butter and sugar.
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?
You do understand that carmelized onions do not have butter or sugar on them right? Onions are sweet when cooked down.
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by TheRealGunslinger on Feb 9, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Never use sugar. Don’t know where you heard that?
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 4:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah man, you're lost
Neither go on caramelized onions. There’s the occasional dash of Worcestershire, but traditionally, it’s just onions stewed down. They gets brown because onions are high in natural sugars. Makes them slightly sweet.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
wow what
goddamn son, no wonder you think they suck, you’ve never had them made properly before. ignorance is a terrible, terrible thing.
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
wow
I’d eat carmelized onions all by themselves. and the don’t ruin a sandwich, they make that sammy awesome. Especially with Bacon.
Speaking of Bacon, the new jack in the box bacon commercial is epic.
Okay, I am gonna go make a chicken bacon ranch sammy, with carmelized onions. mmmmmmmmmm.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
Substitute that ranch with some chipotle sauce, or some guac,
and you got yourself a stew goin!
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by ElliotMatheny on Feb 9, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like melted Bleu Cheese to me
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by ElliotMatheny on Feb 9, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dingding
winner
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Ranch + anything = tasty
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by TheRealGunslinger on Feb 9, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Did Kid Nate send you on a fact-finding mission?
Ahoy-hoy.
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by Sugel Mendoza on Feb 9, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hemp & Greens - case closed

"Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be." - Kahlil Gibran
by merryprankster on Feb 9, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no
I have hemp protein and it doesn’t make me want to eat Oreos
by taptomyarmbar on Feb 9, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
That is correct.
I’m not 100% sure or anything, but I’m 99% sure that hemp protein will not cause you to pop.
If all this baseless speculation proves true and Nick does blame it on supreme greens….I mean, I’ll lose all respect for him.
What he needs to do is simply shrug it off, say that he was done with MMA anyhow and just go do triathalons. That would be truly cool.
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Yea I hear that
Huge diaz fan but i wouldnt lose respect for him if he lies about how the weed got in his system, but if he failed for peds i’ll lose almost all respect
if he lied about the weed getting into his system?
I’d totally lose respect for him.
He has been open about it for so long. Why change the stance now? Why join the tired and lame list of people busted for things that blame everything but themselves?
That would be crap. It would be completely like Nick Diaz to say “yeah, I got high. So what? I quit MMA.”
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by Luke Nelson on Feb 9, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You know what is the best food to quell munchies?
Meat, eggs, milk, nuts, beans, etc. Protein is the only thing that can effectively quell the munchies. Last time I got super baked, I grilled up 5 chicken breasts and devoured them with spicy barbeque sauce. It was glorious
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by ElliotMatheny on Feb 9, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Everytime I read "cannabis" I think cannibal...

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Of course hemp produced for food contains THC, but in very low levels (you could never get high from it).
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
“hemp” = strains of cannabis with low levels of THC
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
no no no...I was joking
If he gets popped for weed, he better just say, “yeah I smoked, fuck you, I got paid” and maybe throw a “bitch” or two in for good measure.
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by merryprankster on Feb 9, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
hemp and mariujana are different
http://naihc.org/hemp_information/content/hemp.mj.html
http://host.madison.com/ct/article_fb7c0968-3122-11df-a8de-001cc4c03286.html
“Marijuana is the flowering tops and leaves of psychoactive varieties of Cannabis that are grown for their high THC content.”
“Hemp, or industrial hemp, is a cultivated, low-THC variety of Cannabis. It is grown for its seeds, oil and fiber.”
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by merryprankster on Feb 9, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
To be honest, I prefer the instrumental
but it’s not bad as a full song either
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM
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I wouldn't be surprised if it was Werdum.
Chael Sonnen has finished 1 of his 14 UFC & WEC fights.
by sexysassytravismmafan on Feb 9, 2012 1:57 PM EST reply actions
He was positive for

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by IRodC on Feb 9, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nick Diaz just followed some sound advice

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by IRodC on Feb 9, 2012 1:58 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Sagan was a believer.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 9, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Keith, you tease...
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Did anyone else notice the phrase "good water" use by Nate after the first round?
At the time, it stuck out, kinda like Panama saying “get the bottle I mixed”
If Nick got popped for something extra in that water bottle, Nate’s mention of it was caught on the Audio between rounds.
/takes off tinfoil hat.
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Reminds me of a part in Assault in the Ring
Where Resto’s trainer says “Give me the good water” also and it was rumored but not proven that they put antihistamines in the water to help with breathing/oxygenating blood or somesuch shit.
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Resto's trainer was Panama. The mixed bottle incident happened in the Pryor-Arguello fight.
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by Sweet Scientist on Feb 9, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
didn't see this, I mentioned it down the page.
I totally wondered what that was all about.
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hey guys who knows, maybe it was CONDIT?!
naw but it looks like its gotta be nick, Cesar Gracie doesn’t ever keep his mouth shut, and all he’s been saying is “no comment” to everything recently.
by MuyThaiGroinAssault on Feb 9, 2012 2:06 PM EST reply actions
I hope it’s PEDs…it would be too funny
by Afrotikiman on Feb 9, 2012 2:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Too soon for PEDs. Save your schadenfreude.
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 2:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think it would be funny due to the Nick diehards, who probably hate the Sonnen lovers. Not reveling in Nick’s misfortunes persay.
by Afrotikiman on Feb 9, 2012 2:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
What is this highschool?
Like seriously man.
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I wish
Then I’d have an excuse for being terrible in bed.
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Lol can I blame the smart phone once
by Afrotikiman on Feb 9, 2012 3:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
But Nick and Chael are homies

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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
im going to go against the grain and say it was WERDUM..he looked TOOOOOO good

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by gxc on Feb 9, 2012 2:08 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
thought about that
if it’s Fabs, I’m gonna be very, very upset. Roy took one hell of a beating
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
werdum looked rather soft..
roy on the other hand, tooo good.
Not really
id lose a ton of respect for nick if its peds…y do they keep beating around the bush, just announce it already damn
So funny that you mention this.
I was talking bout PEDs with some friends the other day…..
…and I said the only fighters that would surprise me if they got busted were the Diaz brothers.
Then I thought about it and said “they could easily be blood doping”, considering the excellent cardio they have and the love of cyclists for doing that sort of thing.
If he was busted for blood doping, I’d truly never be surprised at any positive test by any athelte ever.
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Blood doping is all nonsense though.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Feb 9, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Blood doping wouldn’t show up in a urine test.
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 2:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This.
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by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
So it's not possible to tell if MMA fighters are blood doping?
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Or using HGH.
It's that the world is basically a forced labor camp from which the workers, perfectly innocent, are led forth by lottery, a few each day, to be executed.
I don't think that's just the way I see it. I think that's the way it is. Are there alternative views? Yes. Will any of them stand close scrutiny? No.
by memitim on Feb 9, 2012 2:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think it is by measuring the O2 levels in a blood sample but I believe it’s cost prohibitive? I’m not entirely sure but I know that blood doping is ridiculously hard to prove.
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by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I just meant, since we don't do blood testing in MMA
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Again, not entirely sure but yeah it would be exceedingly difficult to prove blood doping and some other things without a full lab battery a’la tour de’france.
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If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Unless he
PISSED BLOOOOOOOOOD!!
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by IRodC on Feb 9, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This video is friggin hilarious.
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by TheLastEmpress on Feb 9, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
On a very unrelated
(possibly related to potheads?) note, Dj Tiesto Dies In Car Crash
http://dj.tiesto.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php
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Don't know who that is but it's blocked from work due to GRUESOME CONTENT
Is there a Grue waiting to eat me there?
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just a small article and a far away picture of a rolled over car
Whimmy wham wham wozzle
by gxc on Feb 9, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
nah someone linked it to me and I failed
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
nm
I forgot thats a fake generator site. I need to wake up earlier (or later)
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, if a mod would like to hide this, I'd appreciate it
I dun goofed
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Let it stand for all eternity!!!
As a monument to your shame!!!

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by menckenstein on Feb 9, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh god now i definitely want this hidden
just so i never have to see that pic again
reminds me, wtf happened to uriahbeiber
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
I need to get one of those dolls to uses as target practice
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
target practice
suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
"and I need the mouth open"
“so I can shoot into it”
“bullets”
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by merryprankster on Feb 9, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry buddy but

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by IRodC on Feb 9, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You NOOB! What is this, your first week on the internets?
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
IMO I should be the one smoking weed
not nick. I clearly need to focus more
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Your only saving grace is proposing to use adblock for that stupid ass gif earlier in the thread, so all is forgiven. Also Tiesto sucks and I wouldn’t give two shits if he has died or not.
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Oakenfold all the way.
I would have a horseshoe surgically implanted in my ass just so Brock would pull it out and beat me over the head with it while I pleasure myself.
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I don’t like trance at all, so
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
it was edwin figueora
how else could he take all those nut shots from bruce leroy?
You must defeat me to stand a chance.
He teste'd positive?
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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by menckenstein on Feb 9, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I am contractually obligated
to rec this
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
true story
dude crashes into my house right here
follow me on twitter @polyh3dron
you live in a trash can?
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by merryprankster on Feb 9, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
ok not right into the house but it's the house in the frame there
follow me on twitter @polyh3dron
rent or own?
did you get it before or after the movie? If before, did you get paid $$$?
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
Well Mr Diaz
See you next year because with your previous history with positive tests you won’t be fighting in a cage or ring anytime soon.
Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls
Great. How am I supposed to get work done now?
"You've got Floyd Mayweather making $25 million. He can't stop a double-leg..." Nick Diaz.
wat
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
if this is your pitbull he’s awesome.
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by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Something tells me you still ate all of this food.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ah. Took some of the fun out of it…but still pretty damn awesome.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
I am going to spread the gospel of foodonmydog.tumblr.com to everyone I know.
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The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
And I rec'd every single one of those.
I hate you now.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 9, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
I also rec’d them… let’s get this shit green people! GREEN!
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The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Rec replacement.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I love Roth.
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Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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by menckenstein on Feb 9, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
My dog would of raped that pizza, not a shot in hell of it staying put for more than .0002 seconds.
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If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
I have the same hat
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
by Charles Awad on Feb 9, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And people say that pitbulls are dangerous animals?
This pup has the patience of Job. What an incredibly well behaved, awesome dog.
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I have never seen a mean pitbull
and I have been around a lot of them. Its all in how they are raised as with any dog. My parents Rottweiler is like a damn teddy bear.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
It's so true
My tastes in dogs don’t really run toward that end of the spectrum, but I have friends with “dangerous” dog breeds and they’re all total sweethearts. It’s just so much easier for people to blame some amorphous innate characteristics of an entire breed than to take dogs, like people, on a case-by-case basis.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
I have
I love Pits, have owned one that I had to give up. I wasn’t in for the war of dominance that some of the breed will require to train. But I used to live in San Diego, and I saw many poorly trained pitbulls, and some that were really well trained and mean. I personally feel that the breed requires a very consistent owner.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
mean and dangerous
are not the same thing though
Most pitbulls could be very dangerous as most dogs could, but pitbulls are more gifted
than many other breeds
True...
By nature, I don’t think they’re mean (I have a few friends with them); but the problem becomes when they are mistreated, and they can become very, VERY dangerous, and that’s the problem.
An aggressive pit bull is far more dangerous that an aggressive chihuahua.
by Atomic Salmon on Feb 9, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
not a pit?
Tiger is a Staffordshire Terrier and American Bulldog mix.
cool name though, I must say
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
People who dress their animals are the worst.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
This is acceptable.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I used to think this.
Until my parents got a skinny dog who shivers his ass off in the winter time.
They got him a Vancouver Canucks dog sweater and he loves that thing. He actually goes and sits by it when he comes in the house on a cold day. Runs around like a banshee when he gets it put on. A happy banshee.
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So the fact that Nick wasn't on the medical suspensions list....
…pretty much seals it as being him who tested positive?
Am I correct on this? I seem to remember Thiago Silva not being included on the medical suspensions after 125 shortly before it came out that he popped.
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The medical suspension list
And the drug tests are two entirely different things. One has nothing to do with the other.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
But why would Diaz be excluded of the medical suspension list when he clearly had a few big lacerations on his face?
Ask the doctor that examined him post fight
I’m telling you, one has nothing to do with the other.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
I find it extremely unlikely that of everyone on the card Diaz would be the only one that didn’t get any medical suspension whatsoever. His face was a mess after the fight.
He had a bunch of lacerations on the right side of his face. Maybe not the worst ever for him but he definitely looked worse than Condit did.
not bad enough for a suspension

Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
There's also the question
on if he showed up for the post fight checkups or just dipped
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Totally true
A fighter can be suspended for refusing to take the test as well.
NAC 467.850
5. An unarmed combatant shall submit to a urinalysis or chemical test before or after a contest or exhibition if the Commission or a representative of the Commission directs him to do so.
6. A licensee who violates any provision of this section is subject to disciplinary action by the Commission. In addition to any other disciplinary action by the Commission, if an unarmed combatant who won or drew a contest or exhibition is found to have violated the provisions of this section, the Commission may, in its sole discretion, change the result of that contest or exhibition to a no decision.
but Kizer is saying positive drug test, so that rules out skipping a test.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
Are you a doctor? Did you get to examine both fighters post fight? I didn’t think so.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
you could probably say that without sounding like a jerk
just saying, thats been a serious problem around here since Saturday.
I’ve lurked here for a few years, commenting very rarely, and with one
fight, tons of people have deteriorated quickly. We can do better than this
by cletusvandam on Feb 9, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe the doc didn’t do his job or something, but it still has nothing to do with the drug testing as those suspensions are processed and handed out before the drug tests ever come back.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
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I don't care what you believe
You’re wrong.
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by Worldisart on Feb 9, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cool. Thanks for clearing that up.
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UFC 125
The full list of suspensions included:
* Frankie Edgar: Suspended until July 1 due to nasal fracture, though an ENT doctor can clear him early; regardless, minimum suspension until Feb. 16 with no contact until Feb. 1
* Gray Maynard: Suspended until Feb. 16 with no contact until Jan. 23 due to facial lacerations
* Chris Leben: Suspended until Feb. 6 with no contact until Feb. 1 for precautionary reasons
* Brandon Vera: Suspended until July 1 due to nasal fracture, though an ENT doctor can clear him early; regardless, minimum suspension until Feb. 16 with no contact until Feb. 1
* Marcus Davis: Suspended until July 1 due to nasal fracture, though an ENT doctor can clear him early; regardless, minimum suspension until March 3 with no contact until Feb. 16
* Josh Grispi: Suspended until July 1 due to a jaw injury, though a, oral, maxial and facial doctor can clear him early; regardless, minimum suspension until Feb. 16 with no contact until Feb. 1
* Phil Baroni: Suspended until July 1 due to nasal fracture, though an ENT doctor can clear him early; regardless, minimum suspension until March 3 with no contact until Feb. 16
* Diego Nunes: Suspended until Jan. 23 with no contact until Jan. 16 due to left-eye contusion
* Greg Soto: Suspended until July 1 due to a left-shoulder injury, though an orthopedic doctor can clear him early
Those who were screened for performance enhancers such as steroids and drugs of abuse like cocaine and marijuana, among others, and came back clean include main event participants Frankie Edgar and Gray Maynard, as well as Chris Leben, Brian Stann, Brandon Vera, Phil Baroni, Brad Tavares, Jeremy Stephens, Dustin Poirier, Diego Nunes, Daniel Roberts, Jacob Volkmann, Dong Hyun Kim and Clay Guida.
Vera was tested, however, his opponent, Thiago Silva, does not appear on this list.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
Have any of you considered it was NELSON!
Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
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by mburtoni on Feb 9, 2012 2:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
If it is Nick
How long do you reckon on the suspension? Given his history I would be surprised if he fought before next Memorial Day.
Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls
2nd offense
So I’d imagine they will come down hard on him.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
The first one was in Japan, and he never faced any kind of suspension, just overturned the win into a no contest. Unless you’re talking about the time he missed a drug test and they canceled the fight, but technically he never failed anything so there was no supension that time either.
by nomomrnicekyle on Feb 9, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn’t it in Vegas?
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If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
It was in Vegas
And he was suspended.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
If the UFC is consistent with itself, they’ll treat Diaz the same as every other guy that’s be popped more than once… good bye Nick!
They have not done that wiht every other guy who’s been popped more than once.
Chris Leben still has a job.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
True, good point. Then again, Leben’s got like 20 fights in the UFC and he’s stepped up on more than one occasion to help out the UFC. He’s a company-man, in other words. You can’t really say that about Nick, can you?
Their policy
Seems to be pretty flexible, depending on who the guy is and what he got popped for.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He’ll get the Dave Herman treatment, which is basically nothing.
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by mburtoni on Feb 9, 2012 2:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You do know that Herman was found “not guilty”, right? Something with the testing was messed up
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Guessing one year.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 9, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
All of the above comments are now meaningless other than Roth’s dog with food items on head pictures because those should now be the focal point of any future comments.
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The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Roth has successfuly high jacked this thread, and I will not complain. MOAR PICTURES!!!
by BeefSupreme on Feb 9, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I mean
I posted that burger because I wanted to turn it into a food porn thread.
Roth up and showed the Texan in him by making it into beastiality porn
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions

"So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed We’re just having fun We don’t care who sees So what we go out That’s how its supposed to be Living young and wild and free."
At this point it IS Diaz
The rumors were there before Kizer confirmed one fighter got popped. In a case like this, rumors are true 99% of the time.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON....
…with Keith’s hair?
The bed head look is in now- you didn’t hear that?
by BilboMcFonzie on Feb 9, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Kos and the AKA steroid scandals continue....
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OH MY UPDATES
FrontRowBrian Brian
@DaleDeSouzaMMA Kizer said at least 1. Nick is 1 of them. I’m not aware of who might have also tested positive
The fact that this onetime ubertroll is now a legit source of news still astounds me
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Who the hell is that guy anyhow?
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The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
former troll on underground
now apparent mma news source
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
O_o
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 9, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
lemme correct that
he’s still a troll, but he also apparently has sources for news now
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Probably trolled people into getting their contact info and harassed them for news.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Explain your confirmation!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
It is Front Row Brian. He gets shat on 24/7. Unless you are Front Row Brian…
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
If it isn't clear by now
..I’m making fun of people that go from forum-to-exclusively confirming shit. I think it’s hilarious.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
D’oh. 2 hours of sleep will do that to you.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Does anyone recall Nick asking Nate for the "good water"
after the first round?
He took a sip from a different water bottle, then Nate took a sip from it as well.
Thought that was strange. Anyone else?
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Joe Rogan would be losing his shit over the referees and cage assistants trying to clean up puke if Diaz was drinking bong water.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
I was gonna beat up Condit and face GSP
then I got high.
I was gonna rule 170 for years
Then I got high.
I was gonna make Dana happy, now I might get fired
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiigh
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 2:57 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
I applaud your efforts to make up for reporting a fake death.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
I recc'd some of your comments too
Gotta try hard man
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Typo
Nate, you’ve got Gross listed as “SI reporter Josh Gross”
Obviously he’s with ESPN.
?
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Taken from Wikipedia.
Blood doping:
ESAs have a history of use as blood doping agents in endurance sports such as […] cycling.
Go big red!
They don't show up
On urine tests, at least EPO doesn’t.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah
It wouldn’t really have surprised me much if he were using a blood doping agent or even straight blood doping, given his involvement in sports where that’s a fairly common practice. It was a good suggestion.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
The guy is trolling.
He’s been saying Condit got on his bike since the fight happened.
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by Luke Nelson on Feb 9, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And the saga continues...
Jesus Age Christ. For a guy who didn’t like the “beauty pageant” he sure has created the biggest fucking soap opera MMA has ever seen.
incorrect
it’s Jesus H. Christ…the H is for Harold…as in Harold be thy name.

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No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
by tigerlee on Feb 9, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Im athiest.
sorry didn’t know about the H thing ops anyway how did Werdum create the biggest soap opera?
it means nothing
There’s an old saying that goes “religion is like the smile on dog”…not that Werdum’s a dog, but it’s something we think we see or want to see, that what might easily be misconstrued as a friendly gesture is anything but. Guess I should end this, it’s one of the ban-able topics.
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
No holds barred, no time for move fakin,
Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon - Charlie Brown
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by ChillMike on Feb 9, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Anybody else
See a connection between the lack of confirmation of the Condit-Diaz rematch and what’s happening here today?
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You’re just connecting those dots now?
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~ Joe Lewis
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Haven't been reading the comments or following the story
Up until right now. But thanks for the clarification.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
The drug test thing has been floating around for a couple days.
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
Well
I haven’t heard about it, so forgive my ignorance.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Just bustin your chops
"Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit."
~ Joe Lewis
http://worldisart365.blogspot.com/
Point I was trying to make
Is that we can pretty safely narrow this down to either Diaz or Condit, of whom Diaz is the likelier candidate.
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by Patrick Wyman on Feb 9, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
He’s having a bad day, can’t take him to seriously
by Afrotikiman on Feb 9, 2012 3:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
It's all but confirmed since shortly after Condit agreed
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Stephen Thompson tested positive for a drug that would kill any human with less awesomeness.
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Gonna try this again. Says it doesn't work for me.

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by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
I hate that anytime someone goes down to one knee it is now known as Tebowing.
People have been doing that shit forever. Fuck Tim Tebow.
They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music.
relax
I just wrote it like that for shits and giggles
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sorry
wasn’t directed at you, more at the whole Tebow phenomenon in general
They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music.
I don't know if you heard
Like planking, Tebowing is out. Bradying is in.

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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Man the kick is almost as good as the celebration.
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of all the fighters out there...
nick diaz is the last name that comes to mind when i think of PED/other such drugs. the guy is so prideful, he hates strongman fighters like GSP, and accuses them for not being real fighters, doing gymnastics and what not.
i dont like diaz, thats that, but i hope he gets cleared. i wanna see GSP smash him.
Weed on the other hand...
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by Sweet Scientist on Feb 9, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
isn't medical marijuana permitted though ?
atleast that what i assumed all this time.
not in Vegas
Nevada doesn’t have an exemption
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 9, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Tainted suplements. It was too easy.
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I wouldn't either.
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by les rallizes denudes on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
If they were free
He wouldn’t be wearing them either ;)
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Forrest Lynn got them for him for their wedding anniversary.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
The worst part of this picture
is he that he kept the sticker on so people would know they were Gucci.
lol gucci
as rampage would say “he wears a tiara, has nipple rings, looks funny”
i wish page could smash him, then talk cash money shit on that ass
You must defeat me to stand a chance.
Have you ever fought Carlos Conduit

..on WEED?
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by Rob Young on Feb 9, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Is that a young Jon Stewart...?
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 9, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
you've never seen Half Baked?
I thought that was required viewing in college.
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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
I changed the channel after 10 minutes
retarded stoner flicks don’t really appeal to me. I can’t stand Cheech and Chong, either.
Out Cold is a much better stoner movie from that era.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 9, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, Half Baked at this point transcended the stoner movie label
Its straight up pop culture. Can’t honestly recommend u watch it, given your disposition, but its a funny movie.
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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I might give it a second chance.
It just seemed really stupid at the time. And I LOVE Chapelle.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 10, 2012 2:58 AM EST up reply actions
Vague email from Kizer, a bit unnecessary
Now we have this

I have reason to believe Matt Riddle had BVandDietPepsi in his system
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by BVandDietPepsi on Feb 9, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Its,prob werdum for steroids he looked extra big.
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by mlzybaby on Feb 9, 2012 5:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions
weed got diaz
ufc dodged a bullet looks to be.suspend
He knows the guy with the bandage on his ass is going no were. Were you going fucking no were
by Elstriko on Feb 9, 2012 5:23 PM EST via Android app reply actions
From Ariel Helwani
NSAC announces Diaz tested positive for "marijuana metabolites, add that “a complaint for disciplinary action against Diaz has been filed.”
AAAAAAAAND There it is
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what if this is an epic troll job by cesar
and he knows its not nick but is playing it off like it is just to keep his name out there and build up even more drama/suspense.
too bad that's not true
Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
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![The Master Cleanse.
– Is Nick Diaz looking for another cleanse "ritual"?
– "He was surprised he tested positive," Gracie said. "He does the same ritual every fight for the last five years. He stops it in time and he cleanses his system, works out like crazy, drinks a lot of water and purges his system of it" [Cesar Gracie] via bloodyelbow.com
– Is "NickDiaz209" really Nick Diaz's YouTube account?
Here's a video of MMA Fighting's Ariel Helwani asking Diaz about the account.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33UO_ksPgkY
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