I know you, but you don't know me. A lurker emerges.
by Dreaded on Feb 8, 2012 10:15 PM EST
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PrintHello all, I just realized that I've been a member and multiple-times-per-day visitor of this site for nearly 3 years and I have posted a grand total of 8 comments.I truly intended to make bloodyelbow.com the very first blog of which I would become an active member. I had visions of stunning the community with my hilarious insights and Nostradamus-like predictions. Alas, I have let us all down.
I am here to make the following mission statement.....
From now on, I will vehemently and vocally defend the performance of every fighter to which I am irrationally drawn. I vow to dismiss the performance of any fighter I dislike; particularly when that fighter is paired against one of the complete strangers to whom I attach my emotional well-being. I will sway your opinions and amaze you with my wit...
That was tongue-in-cheek, but I do plan on becoming a more active member. I love the community. Often times, the comments section is my favorite part of the article. Hopefully I'll be speaking with many of you soon.
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Unless you thought Diaz won
by Afrotikiman on Feb 8, 2012 11:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
I expected these 2 posts to be about 30 seconds apart… the fact that after an hour you felt the need to return and make that disclaimer made me lol.
by LTJbukem on Feb 8, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Just don't try to kiss me like a homosexual. I'm not a homosexual.
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
he's straight, that means he likes women.
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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 9, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ola! There's some rules you may not be aware of
First rule about fight club, is you don’t talk about fight club
Second rule of fight club, Just make sure you post stuff while really shitfaced
Third rule of fight club, is you don’t talk about fight club!
Seriously don't take me serious. Seriously....
by F.U.B.A.R on Feb 8, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Rec this man
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I almost...
ended the post with “Condit obviously and easily won the fight”, just to stir up some comments for my first fanpost
I agree anyways. No stirring up anything for me.
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I lerked for about 4 months and couldn’t take it
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by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Feb 9, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions
shows what I know
I thought this was gonna go in the “lurk and jerk” direction, like some of those Brazzer vids I (mistakenly) happen across while doing my “research” online …
Oh well.
I now have a signature statement. Behold!
What are your feelings on Jon Fitch?
I need to know whether to ignore all your comments or not.
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I was pleased to see him get smashed...
and I don’t really care if I ever see him fight again, but his grapplefests don’t get me as worked up as everyone else.
Welcome!
So long as you have the exact same opinions I do. :)
"You've got Floyd Mayweather making $25 million. He can't stop a double-leg..." Nick Diaz.
Attention whore!
Naw I’m just jealous I didn’t do the same. Been around reading for years. Just started one handed posting while rockin the little one at night recently.
And yes I know how that sounded.
In case you haven't already noticed...I'll go ahead and let you know
I’m the smartest, most rational, most attractive…and all around most superior poster around these parts.
Now that we have that out of the way, welcome to active-poster-dom.
"You got Floyd Mayweather making 25 million dollars...he can't stop the double leg." - Nick Diaz
You forgot to mention
your nine-inch e-cock. *
- = For some reason, the claim of adequate love-delivering penis size always comes out to nine inches in blog/comments on the interwebz. As it is “the web,” it is in the electronic ether. Hence: e-cock.
I now have a signature statement. Behold!
Welcome.
I hope you like drinking and inappropriate live thread turns.
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here, here!
St. Ides malt liquor, a copy of Score magazine, and BE commenting makes for a damn fine evening!
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I now have a signature statement. Behold!
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
Cortez Kennedy is in the Hall Of Fame!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!
by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I just started watching that show on multiple recommendations
I’m up to episode 9 of 14. It’s great so far. Planning to watch the film afterwards.
But if my memory serves me(which it may not to be honest) I thought the end of the line was ‘and you’ll be armed’?
Oh well, Firefly rules.
"You got Floyd Mayweather making 25 million dollars...he can't stop the double leg." - Nick Diaz
by Chris Groves on Feb 10, 2012 2:55 AM EST up reply actions
I have no idea what kind of super hip TV show that quote comes from
but that may be my favorite picture ever.
I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sean in Vancouver on Feb 10, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome
I too have been lurking here for about 3 years and just opened an account the other day. Looking forward to being a part of the community.
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