Call To Nominate New Bloody Elbow Moderators
by Nate Wilcox on Feb 9, 2012 5:37 PM EST
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PrintOk ok ok. I've heard the call. We've overworked our current team of moderators into the ground. The mobs of yokels attracted by our relentless efforts to bring in new readers threaten to break the beauty of BE -- a community where MMA fans can attempt to intelligently discuss the sport without name calling, obscenity, offensiveness etc etc.
If you think you're up for a thankless, endless, unpaid task nominated yourself for moderator. If you have an opinion about the worthiness of any of the nominees, pls speak up.
Lets Mutherfukers.
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I’d do it but I’d have to spend the majority of the time moderating myself probably :(
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
I hate to grammar nitpick nate, but this is important
Mutherfukers, not Motherfuckers.
Also, no apostrophes.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BECW Season 1 - The NOT LAST PLACE Team Spinning Fish
BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Feb 7, 2012 11:12 AM EST reply actions 20 recs
This is important.
Bolts from the Blue // "At least when Wade is spewing vitriol he does so with an intellectual flair." - insanebolt21
Bloody Elbow // "I think we're poking fun at Leland's 'boner.'" - Michael Fagan
by Richard Wade on Feb 7, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I nominate this guy.
aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Feb 7, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Also call for MF nomination for gentle correction of LMF
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 7, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I hate to nitpick your nitpicking
but it’s also supposed to be in all caps.
MUTHERFUKERS, not Mutherfukers
follow me on twitter @polyh3dron
by Rob Young on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
That's the black tie version
This is an “employment”-related topic after all.
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 7, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah
Let’s keep it classy.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
by Charles Awad on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I disagree with Monte Fisto all the time.
Having said that, I support you as a mod.
"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" -Anonymous
by Forbidden Psychological Technology on Feb 7, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, the delicious irony
BECW Season 2 Captain of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team - 80% more INEPT than all of you, 8 times out of 12
Please visit the Daniel James Miller Foundation and donate.
by wonderfulspam on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
so I know from whence I speak
The artist formerly known as Monte Fisto
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Mar 1, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
RolloTomasi
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
by elmojo on Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Mutherfuker can't make his fucking picks for the Sleepers.
EXEMPT.
Conductor of the Trainyard Sleepers! WHOO WHOOOOOO!
by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Feb 7, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
True. Moving his bro to Europe or something. So I’m guessing he can’t moderate then.
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
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by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 12:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
no
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
by ViolentMike on Feb 8, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like flagging trolls
So the ability to ban them sure would be peachy
Cecil People's Champs
Still the head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.
by Stiff Jab on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
My only fear is overzealousness
I would just love to send the term “butthurt” into the abyss forever.
Cecil People's Champs
Still the head conductor of the Charles Oliveira hype train.
by Stiff Jab on Feb 7, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
this guy gets it
"This mother Fucker next to me is wearing foot warmers? Its like 60 degrees out here." Joe Rogan
by Bobillarious on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I have no interest in who becomes a Mod
but I nominate you for this reason alone
I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sean in Vancouver on Feb 7, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Co-sign.
Bolts from the Blue // "At least when Wade is spewing vitriol he does so with an intellectual flair." - insanebolt21
Bloody Elbow // "I think we're poking fun at Leland's 'boner.'" - Michael Fagan
by Richard Wade on Feb 13, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
In no particular order
Monte, Rollo, Chris Hall, Eliot, Horsefat Lover, KGN
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
by TheFilt on Feb 7, 2012 11:35 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Thank you, sir.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
You're a good kid, Eliot
And pretty smart for a pre-teen. :P
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
I appreciate Filt
And I’d love to, but my schedule limits me to only being on BE late in the evenings and weekends.
If you’re all right with that Nate, I’d happily accept the offer.
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
You never know where BE might take you
ThisRedEngine has a UFC press credential.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
When said like that, it's truly frightening
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
You want to know what is truly frightening
A man who fell asleep in train yards due to too much Thunderbird has a UFC press credential.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 7, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Uncanny
Great minds…
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
We are geniuses
I just want LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!! all over my Vale Tudo shorts when I start competing. I started training last week. I miss wrestling and do not have enough cauliflower ear in my life. I intend on joining the likes of Ben Saunders and Double Punch Guy some day. Coach Turkay had me working knees the very first practice so that is a good sign.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 7, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
That's awesome man
Wrestling is where its at. BJJ is great, but without a gi, submissions are really limited. Especially for a beginner.
Stay healthy and keep us updated.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Wrestling is the best thing ever
Anyone who says otherwise I will take them down and use the Bubba Jenkins lay and slay style on them hahaha
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 7, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
He went from waking up in train yards
To press row.
Along the way there were many, many cans of 4 Loko and dozens of Jersey girls impregnated.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
I refuse to believe tre has had sex with dozens of girls
The mind recoils in horror
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Its Jersey
He’s like Thirstin Howl over there.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Monte, TheFilt and the boy Rollo Tomasi. In terms of moderator nomination, i’m calling all three of those mutherfuckers out!
by sheikybaby on Feb 7, 2012 11:44 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Obviously you have seen TheFilt’s filthier posts…
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I saw a shirtless mirror picture of him posted here.
I don’t need to see anything else.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Glad you got some more material for your "special time"
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
They don't call him TheFilt for nothing
Scariest part is that I believe all his stories
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 8, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Same
Unabomberman does not agree tho
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Condit/Diaz II. It's on.
I feel like Paul Revere, and that other guy, what’s his face?!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
King George III...?
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 8, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Nah, nah,
dude’s name was…Bob Cratchett or somethin’
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
I nominate Ben Saunders, for honorary purposes
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 7, 2012 11:44 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
I second.
He would ban with knees, not hammers.
by Sabate on Feb 7, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Thirded.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BECW Season 1 - The NOT LAST PLACE Team Spinning Fish
BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Feb 7, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Ban through beating… I’m willing to support that.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 7, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
When did Bloody Elbow turn in to
Bully Beatdown?
I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sean in Vancouver on Feb 7, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
We have him and another MMA fighter on here, don't we? Josh Samman I think.
Banhammer would consist of tracking your address and beating you senseless.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Both have devastating knees
Please donate what you can to the Daniel James Miller Foundation.
Ruining your special night roster: (mostly because I forget who's on my team)
Earl Montclair (Captain), Me, KJ_ZametovStPierre, AboveThisFire, RobertCowan, sunyue, Farthammer, trice, DirtyML, Rutager, and mountaineers101
by halitosis on Feb 7, 2012 6:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
DOUBLEPUNCH GUY?
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
Proud Member of INEPT: 80% More IntellEgent than y'all, WANKERZ.
Draft #: 69--The magic number.
Yes, and I believe it has been coined the Samman Punch
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Samm...uh...Samman..Sa...
DOUBLEPUNCH!
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
Proud Member of INEPT: 80% More IntellEgent than y'all, WANKERZ.
Draft #: 69--The magic number.
FPT, BVaDP, and JDH would be solid picks.
I’d be glad to as well. I mostly lurk but hell, it’s not like I do anything productive at work.
That being said, I probably disqualified myself with the whole ProElite blowjob debacle.
Conductor of the Trainyard Sleepers! WHOO WHOOOOOO!
by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Feb 7, 2012 12:01 PM EST reply actions
I mostly lurked the pro elite thread. But holy hell that was a shitstorm.
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two
by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Disclaimer: I didn't touch the daterape chat.
Even I have limits, and I just called someone a pissgargler.
Conductor of the Trainyard Sleepers! WHOO WHOOOOOO!
by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Feb 7, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
hehe
lol @ pissgargler.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/2/9/2787624/dont-welch-on-your-bets-kids
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
Cortez Kennedy is in the Hall Of Fame!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!
I would quite like to do this
And also feel that Elliot Mathney is the eminent choice, if he isn’t a moderator already. Monte Fisto would also be a good guy to go with, and possibly SSreports.
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him." - Jack Dempsey
by Drunken cutman on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
I vote for Elliot too
since he already uses his real name and he’s hella smrt.
He may have banned me during the post Condit-Diaz fallout tho…
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BECW Season 1 - The NOT LAST PLACE Team Spinning Fish
BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Feb 7, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll second Elliot as long as he stays far away from any and all Chael Sonnen threads.
by Empty Thoughts on Feb 7, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha
I don’t hate Chael, I really don’t.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 7, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you very much, DC.
I would be willing to moderate here at BE.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 7, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
I’d do it. Rollo. Elliot. Horselover. Spammy. SS. Chris Hall and MDE, but they’re writing at HKL. Thats all I can think of right now. Oh and Fisto and TheFilt.
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two
by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Thanks, TC
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
No prob bro.
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two
Thanks, guys
But I don’t think I have a snowball’s chance.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Hahaha.
Apparently more of one than I have. But hey, at least my little brother doesn’t have PUSSY MONSTER tattooed on his arms.
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two
by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I HAVE NO BROTHER
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
You sure??
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two
Wasn't your first account under your real name?
So…you could actually come back as Mr. Farnsworth.
Going to College is like paying for a really expensive prostitute who only tells you about all the amazing sex you never end up having.
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
I have no clue what you're talking about
but it sounds like something we should never discuss here.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Maybe we can take it to UnintelligentDefense.com
just kidding, we all know that website died of AIDS along time ago.
Going to College is like paying for a really expensive prostitute who only tells you about all the amazing sex you never end up having.
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
Don't be silly
You know AIDS is a myth.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
That's exacty what I tell my doctors
every time they give me that phone-call.
Going to College is like paying for a really expensive prostitute who only tells you about all the amazing sex you never end up having.
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
When will they understand
Only gays and South Africans can contract it?
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
It's like I tell my girlfriends
“I never said I didn’t have it…”
"Who the fuck are all of you people?" -Me
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
UD Never Die! Wait you guys brought Uriah Bieber over there, right? I meant KILL IT WITH FIRE AND SALT THE EARTH!
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
by Chris Hall on Feb 11, 2012 10:17 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Also
Where you been?
They won’t let you bring the heat in fanposts anymore so you took your talents to South Beach?
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Got a real job, I'm no longer the lifeless hermit that could devote his every waking hour to the site.
I pop in from time to time, make a fanpost that a bunch of unfamiliar mother fuckers act like I give three shits about their opinions, and then I’m ghost again for a couple of months.
Going to College is like paying for a really expensive prostitute who only tells you about all the amazing sex you never end up having.
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
I have my moments here too
Sometimes the pretentiousness of some of the commenters is excruciating. At least the old guys still know what’s up and its cool to see some of them writing here now, though.
But I have way too much time with my laptop close by.
There’s honestly no reason to check out any recent thread unless you really wanna know what people think about Nick Diaz.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
It's really starting to get to the point where I'm recognizing people less and less
and it doesn’t help with all the regulars changing their names all the time now. But hey, we all had our fun.
Going to College is like paying for a really expensive prostitute who only tells you about all the amazing sex you never end up having.
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
Pretty much
Nothing last forever.
We did actually have some seriously fun times. Here’s to that.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Who said we can't have anymore?
My dicks still working if yours is.
"Who the fuck are all of you people?" -Me
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
No Homo
(expect for the one in my mirror.)
"Who the fuck are all of you people?" -Me
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
You mean the man I'm looking at right now?
Look out your window.
Or don’t. the choice is up to you.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
That said
Good to hear from you.
I was wondering where you were in all this madness.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Jeez man, I wasn't in the hospital.
Btw Nick Diaz testing positive for pot surprises me in the least, that’s like reading “Breaking news, Scientists theorize that the sky is up!”
"Who the fuck are all of you people?" -Me
www.twitter.com/typicalNword
(WARNING, this twitter account contains explicit content too sexy for children or the elderly.)
I’m just saying its good to see one of the old school guys back for a second. There was a time when there was like 3 black people on BE. We need to stick together.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Mike Fagan.
(Runs and hides)
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Feb 7, 2012 12:08 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
And just like that I take away my nomination of SS.
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two
by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 12:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Uh, he’s not pissed at Fagan. He’s supporting him.
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
My twitter: @TB_Money
I think he was questioning the need to run and hide rather than the nomination itself.
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/94040/jfkfd.gif
'nucks fly together
by BROCKLESNAR!!!!! on Feb 7, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
BV
But let him write a few pieces at that.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
by Charles Awad on Feb 7, 2012 12:11 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Gotta be BV and Diet Pepsi
formerly NeilLomaxFan
by BrothersGottaAndyHug on Feb 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
OH! And krcampbell.
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
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by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 12:11 PM EST via mobile reply actions
AWWW THANKS BEST FRIEND
BECW SEASON 2 - VOICES IN ROUSIMAR PALHARES' HEAD (C)
Follow me on Twitter @FightRankings
Also on Google+...so, whatever. I don't know. Circle me?
Shortlist
Chris Hall, BVDietPepsi, Blackout612, and Tim Bernier.
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by SSreporters on Feb 7, 2012 12:15 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Definitely a good call on Blackout. He’s like.. The best candidate that’s not me.
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by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 12:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Blackout is my easy number one choice.
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
Too bad I like money
..and run a creative services studio 60+ hours a week. But I’m flattered guys— thanks. I do my best to whack-a-troll as a spectator.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
Meeeeeeeeeee
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 12:16 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Seriously though, I have unlimited amounts of free time, I already read through almost every comment section as it is, and participate in all the live threads. Plus I wouldn’t go out of my way to ban people just to get off on having some kind of authority. I’d just generally like for things to be more civil around here.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
That’s basically me too. Zakkree and T.C.?
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by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 12:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Whenever I see first name and last name I assume they're a Bloody Elbow mod
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Feb 7, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Same here.
I’ve noticed a slight influx of name calling and trolling lately, but that’s probably just random. I honestly just want nice MMA debates. It’s why I came here, because BE did it without the flaming. This is a fun place and I’d like to help keep it that way.
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
Seconded.
…as long as you don’t ban me for my next Jon Fitch takedown post.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BECW Season 1 - The NOT LAST PLACE Team Spinning Fish
BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Feb 7, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
you were one of the only people not acting like a douche after condit/diaz
so I fourth or fifth or eighth this.
A thousand years ago five minutes were
Equal to forty ounces of fine sand -- Nabokov
If I already wasn't being threatened at work for spending too much time on BE
I’d love to. But I’m having to learn to cut back on my time here during the work day anyway.
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"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman
by dgonz on Feb 7, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'd be willing if you need another.
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I nominate MDH aka “Earl Montclair” because he needs a ban hammer.
with fiery Dornish peppers
by Psychic Octopus on Feb 7, 2012 12:41 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
i gots one just not here
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen it wielded
It’s beautiful
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I nominate psychoblack and Mike Fagan
No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.
by IKiIIed007 on Feb 7, 2012 12:43 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
You want to give him the power to make us actually slap ourselves?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BECW Season 1 - The NOT LAST PLACE Team Spinning Fish
BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Feb 7, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Yes, if Psychoblack bans you,
the only way to be unbanned is by posting a youtube video of an extremely hard self- slap
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Yes
please do this.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 7, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Monte Fisto, Zach Kater
and Horselover are all on my top picks. Oh, and Chris81…. Chris Hall.
"eat a dick." - Chris Barton
Seconded
Pretty much anyone active who didn’t lose their shit over Diaz/Condit.
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
I was just gonna say
Just reread the live comment section of the Diaz/Condit fight and use that as a guideline.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
HKL?
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Right here, sucka!!!
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I’ll just let it be known that I’m not interested in any such position, but thanks for the nominations so far!
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Celebrity spotted
I know it’s you, JCVD…
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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Whaaa…?
I just like to reserve the right to be obtuse and childish, and occasionally thread the line with obscene and inappropriate jokes. Also I’m not a fan of responsibilities in general.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm in the same boat
on one hand, being a mod really appeals to me, but on the other hand I probably shouldn’t be trusted with such power, and I really am not interested in my paying clients knowing how much time I spend arguing about MMA.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
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BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
You can probably make up a fake name though (like MDH). Either way I have to think it’s going to take some of the fun out of BE commenting, and that would be a damn shame. I think that’s the main thing to consider as far as downsides anyway. I could be wrong but I suspect that’s how it goes, have to set a good example and shit.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Earl Montclair is MDH's real name. Fact.
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
He's got a different name for his e-mail.
I don’t trust that man. If he’s really a man.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
do you REALLY think Horsecock Johnson is my birth name???
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
..
You mean it isn’t?
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
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I've seen that name, it's obviously a fake
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I liked it.
He’s like the Assistant Dean Of Mean.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Hahahahaa
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Need a mod that isn’t afraid to ban people who are just trolling or being idiots in general.
Let’s get a woman to be a mod, preferably one that hates immature men.
It's just a world, it's just a life.
by DirtyML on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Paging Bertha
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-Huey Freeman
by dgonz on Feb 7, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
she'd be great
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BECW Season 1 - The NOT LAST PLACE Team Spinning Fish
BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Feb 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
They’d be the nicest ban messages ever. “I’m really sorry, I don’t want to do this and I hope you can forgive me, but I’m going to have to ban you for calling Roth a mongoloid for the seventh time. It might be true, but you aren’t supposed to insult the writers. I’M REALLY SORRY!” – Bertha
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
My twitter: @TB_Money
by Tim Burke on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
And this’d be way funnier if she actually saw it, but she’s on vacation. : (
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
My twitter: @TB_Money
Dammit!
Tweet it to her?
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
She's a Sleeper
I’ll email it to her.
Conductor of the Trainyard Sleepers! WHOO WHOOOOOO!
by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Feb 8, 2012 8:08 AM EST up reply actions
Of course a woman would suggest a woman.
Nick Denis is me.
Huge mutherfuking fan of Jon Fitch and Jon Jones.
I would like to voulenteer as a moderator.
Qualifications:
I Post Regularly.
I Fan – Post Semi Regularly.
I am on BE every single day.
Flexible, Well thought out Opinions, not rigid and “flavor of the minute” a la Snowden
No Disciplinary Record.
Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
BECW S2: Ruining Your Special Night
* Rutgers University * NY Giants * NJ Devils * Yellow Fever * Proud Tebow Bandwaggoner *
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I nominate this guy if it involves changing his name and shortening his sig.
by castleeb on Feb 7, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Additional Qualifications
Been to 4 events: UFC 111, UFC 128, Strikeforce Fedor vs Silva, UFC 133
Upcoming events to be attended: UFC on FOX 3
Trained: Wrestling, Karate, Sambo, Thai in varying levels throughout my life
and yes, as castleeb said; i can shorten the worlds longest name
Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
BECW S2: Ruining Your Special Night
* Rutgers University * NY Giants * NJ Devils * Yellow Fever * Proud Tebow Bandwaggoner *
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Feb 7, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
4 words to describe yourself…Go!
by Afrotikiman on Feb 7, 2012 1:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
"ZSP is me"
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Yea, yeah..
Let’s talk about the flexible part. Come sit next to me.
Want hot cocoa?
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no bueno
should have went with a Herbert or Sandusky pic
Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.
"Guillard told the commission he used cocaine on March 30 and expected it to be out of his system by the time he stepped into the Octagon"
BECW S2: Ruining Your Special Night
* Rutgers University * NY Giants * NJ Devils * Yellow Fever * Proud Tebow Bandwaggoner *
by Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre on Feb 7, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
My bad. But I was shooting for something a bit different:
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Did you not see
“Proud Tebow bandwaggoner?” In that sig? come on man, that’s a troll right there!
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
Can’t you just take the top 10 in the Civil War and tell them they’re mods or else they’re banned? Would put the cat amongst the pigeons with them having less time to think about their picks
Proud veteran of the elite unstoppable predictions juggernaut known as the K1 Level Predictions Team (2011-2011)
I nominate myself. Also, Earl Montclair, John Danaher’s Hair, Zachary Kater, BVandDietPepsi, Monte Fisto, gzl5000, and a few others are acceptable.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You nominated yourself?….who does that :-P
by Afrotikiman on Feb 7, 2012 1:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Winners! Also, people who are bored with their day-to-day life. I fit in one of those categories…choose wisely.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 7, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I don’t do shit at the moment and am on BE for TE vast majority of my day…but I’m starting a job after Mardi Gras (it’s a Louisiana thing if y’all don’t know)
by Afrotikiman on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I nominate pornflake on the condition that he keeps his name
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
give "banhammer" a whole new meaning
I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sean in Vancouver on Feb 7, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Also, krcampbell, menckenstein, Patrick Tenney, KatGirl.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
I have terminal foot in mouth disease on the internet, probly not the best idea. Man hugs though, for real.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
We’ve had to take away Thapa’s banning rights. His warning messages were 11 paragraphs long.
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
My twitter: @TB_Money
by Tim Burke on Feb 7, 2012 1:55 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Could we have an example one? It sounds pretty awesome.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
That was a reference to a really long FanPost Thapa did...
like REALLY long.
follow me on twitter @polyh3dron
rimshot.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? -Areyouforreal
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Earl, Rollo, Elliot, monte fisto, and ssreporters for sure. Menckenstein and mountaineers101 would be good too.
There's always money in the banana stand.
by awesomefightgreatjob on Feb 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
If Earl gets it
he needs to change his sn to MostDiabolicalModerator.
Nick Denis is me.
Huge mutherfuking fan of Jon Fitch and Jon Jones.
by kreally on Feb 7, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 17 recs
It seems like every six months people complain about BE not being the way it used to be
I believe “infested with stupidity” was the phrase from that fanpost. Oh, children.
I remember when mmalogic was in the comment sections of posts about Fedor.
"There's a huge difference. Politics is a dirty game. We have our rules in boxing. In politics, no rules. Especially a young democracy like Ukraine. It's more like MMA." -- Vitali Klitschko
by Anthony Pace on Feb 7, 2012 2:56 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Yeah, I'm all for more moderators,
but right after an extremely controversial decision between two guys with devoted fanbases is a bad time to evaluate the current level of discussion on the site. Anybody remember the “Fedor to the UFC” saga. The banhammers were like harvesters culling wheat from the fields…
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 7, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I disagree
When is a better time than after a really controversial event? It’s a good look at people when it gets hot! The comment thread for Condit v Diaz should be the guideline!
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
Haha, it does pull all the young'uns and lurkers out of the shadows.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 7, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I respectfully disagree.
Just as I would have a problem with people pissing/shitting all over my lawn just because my house is close to the Superbowl/St. Patty’s Day parade/whatever, I have a problem with nameless trolls spewing shit all over a website I enjoy frequenting.
I don’t care that it only happens occasionally. It shouldn’t happen at all.
"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" -Anonymous
by Forbidden Psychological Technology on Feb 7, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe I care less
because it’s highly likely I’d be that drunk guy pissing on your lawn.
"There's a huge difference. Politics is a dirty game. We have our rules in boxing. In politics, no rules. Especially a young democracy like Ukraine. It's more like MMA." -- Vitali Klitschko
Well I hope those damn kids stay off your lawn,
but I don’t mean to say that there weren’t a ton of stupid things said Saturday/Sunday. In fact, I probably said some of them. My point is that you drew a pretty broad conclusion in your post that I disagree with. Cull the chaff, but it’s going too far to say anything unusual happened, that BE has taken some noticeable turn for the worst, etc. You’d still have a problem in your scenario, but you’d also be stupid not to anticipate it.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 7, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I have to disagree with you Mr. Muad-dib.
I feel that it is a good way of drawing a broad standard that applies to most of the community. Those that lost their shit did so under the exact same circumstance where those who did not were.
I feel like, if anything, it will be a good way to draw some parallels between folk around these parts, and just call attention where it needs to be.
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Every once in a while, it's good to restate the rules,
and re-establish the tone of discussion we all enjoy. I simply don’t think Saturday/Sunday is an indication of anything unusual, a bad trend, or that BE has gone downhill or something. Either way, it’s good no one wants me to moderate, for I would ban with a word!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 7, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Feb 8, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's fucking awesome. Thanks.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
P.S. Are you checking Dana White's twitter right now,
cause, YOU SHOULD CHECK DANA’S TWITTER RIGHT NOW!!!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
No idea. Lemme see...
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by Unabomberman on Feb 8, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Tis' on, bitches!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
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I CALLED IT!
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by Unabomberman on Feb 8, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
this merits a change of avatar to commemorate the rawsomeness and the instant butthurtyness that will ensue!
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Feb 8, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Long live the HAMMERS OF THE BAN!!!
Hell yes, whine like a bitch and ye shall receive! Seriously, pretty classy of Condit to be down to do it again:)
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
DONE!--------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>>
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
Proud Member of INEPT: 80% More IntellEgent than y'all, WANKERZ.
Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Feb 8, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i said this in your fanshot
I think it will be like Edgar v. Penn II
Carlos will dominant in the rematch just like Frankie was
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
Quite likely.
These instant rematches are a crazy mess, though. Hopefully this one will be more checkers and less chess…
Yeah, I’m kind of ashamed just admitting that, but I don’t care.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
I didn't mean to type that in the form of Borat.
oops
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
This is awesomeness
I’ll do a write up for HKL now, if you’re not already on one, you lazy bastard.
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
i done did it
its just a brief one though.
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Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
No rant about Nick making one big tantrum and getting his way>
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
no because I think money and Georges St Pierre had more to do with it than Nick's hissy fit
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Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah it should be more chaotic,
and I like Carlos’ ability to land the tide turning shot better than Nick’s. Frustrate him, then open up toward the end of each round.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah. Carlitos is gonna put the heat on Nick this time.
No two ways about that.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
He don't like all this running bullshit...
now we FIGHT TO DEATH!!!!!!!
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Feb 8, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nick Diaz as Benny Blanco from the Bronx
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions
I actually did it only 2 weeks ago.
FPT was way ahead of schedule.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
"There's a huge difference. Politics is a dirty game. We have our rules in boxing. In politics, no rules. Especially a young democracy like Ukraine. It's more like MMA." -- Vitali Klitschko
I'd do it.
I work for the government which means I do less then 15 minutes of actual work during the week. Loads of free time during the day.
"If you think, you're late. If you're late, you muscle. If you muscle, you get tired. If you tired, you die. When you die is when you tap..."
-Saulo Ribeiro
I nominate
ME
And… Bertha, Blackout, Monte Fisto, mountaineers, and Horselover.
Although Farthammer is the most qualified with his babysitting experience during MMA and all
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Feb 7, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Mr Show reference AND giving me props?
I rec this.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
by Charles Awad on Feb 8, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
I will wield my ban powers drunken and haphazardly.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Feb 7, 2012 4:17 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
You have my vote.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
BECW Season 1 - The NOT LAST PLACE Team Spinning Fish
BECW Season 2 - WAR Cecil Peoples Champs
by Dave Strummer on Feb 7, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I want to see that.
"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" -Anonymous
by Forbidden Psychological Technology on Feb 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
pdl and blackout. Yes.
"Computer being attacked by virus contracted from watching illegal japanese schoold girl porn. Bare with me." - Our Bovine Public
Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two
by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Haha
We would ban anyone that says they enjoy Miller products.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
AS YOU SHOULD
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Captain of The Bus Feeders, Bloody Elbow Civil War, Season Two
by T.C. Engel on Feb 7, 2012 8:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Shit
I’d be banned every time BV calls for eats and drinks in every live post..
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I honestly thought you were talking about me being blacked out.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Feb 7, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
So you're the asshole who takes over my twitter account when I've been drinking gin!
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Feb 7, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I love that guy
best entertainment on twitter
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 7, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
No other logical way to wield ban powers.
But you must prove to us that you are under the influence. No sober bullshit around these parts, you hear?
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
haha obviously
but seriously Ben Saunders should be a honorary mod
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 7, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to run.
I don’t post as often as some of the other guys, but I spend so much time here. The amount of time I spend on the internet and BE is unreal. I read the comments of just about every post and I’ve been here for three years. I think I’ve had only one slight warning in all of my time here. I know the ins and outs of whats acceptable and I’ve had moderating duties on other sports message boards.
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
by Tim Bernier on Feb 7, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Plus, my name is already set.
How can you pass up that opportunity? I like the added accountability in what I post. I’m not just a name on the message board, I’m a person and its rather easy to find me. What I write on the internet are my opinions and I’ll back those up with my real identity. Nick Diaz wouldn’t be able to complain about the internet keyboard warriors.
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
your 76% picking accuracy in thie season’s BECW only acccentuates your lengthy qualifications.
I'm straight. That means I like women.
Trainyard Sleepers: Our Foot Your Ass
I'm not afraid of you, internet.
Just try to learn from Rafa. He is the one from whom you should seek guidance.
by Hardy's in your face on Feb 8, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
I don’t think being good at picking MMA fights necessarily translates to being a good community moderator haha. I just know I’d be a good moderator, I’ve had experience in the past.
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
Yes, I like this guy.
Sign him up before he realizes his mistake.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'm down for this if anybody else agrees....
by Brandon Starr on Feb 7, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
I second that.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
MauiPimpin would ban people inside a ban
Banception
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
by Chris Hall on Feb 7, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
2012
Banpocolypse
I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sean in Vancouver on Feb 8, 2012 2:32 AM EST up reply actions
Ban on Fire
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
They'll call me Dorothy Bantooth
and I’ll fight at Ban-tamweight
by Brandon Starr on Feb 9, 2012 2:59 AM EST up reply actions
Banned on the Run
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
Ban Wilder
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Rip Ban Winkle
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Im not popular or well known
But Id like to throw my dick in the ring.
by Ricardo Arguello on Feb 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions
Overall,
I find myself repeatedly admiring the awesome level of the conversation here. I read TNC on the Atlantic blog which I generally consider the barometer for good discussion and outstanding moderation and I was pretty shocked when I realized how well moderated the talk is here at BE. So whoever you pick I am sure will be good and I thank all the staff for making it a consistent priority.
Good luck to all contenders!
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
Why not
as an occasional recipient of said hammer, I now know how to wield it:
I am also a near limitless source of memes and gifs, surpassed only by the likes of Damon O’Reilly.
The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com
by Cory Braiterman on Feb 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
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Season 2 Captain - Brock Lesnar's Cruelty-Free Pest Control
Join the BECW Prospects Camp if you want in the game for Season 3!
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
x
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 7, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
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The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com
by Cory Braiterman on Feb 7, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
Seinfeld sucks
yea I went there
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 7, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
quit peekin
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 7, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
WOW...I'd love to be a MOD..........
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something"...The Dread Pirate Roberts
Whoever can come up with the best banhammer gif in a fair and just competition :)
Nah man, that wasn't a slap, that was a hand trap, some deep level striking ya hear?
Me
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
im not going to unleash my whole stockpile
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
DSL subscribers are already shaking their fists at this comment section as it is.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh well
I guess they will have to get back to yelling at folks to get off their lawns
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
.
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
by Tim Bernier on Feb 7, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
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The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com
by Cory Braiterman on Feb 7, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
That’s awesome.
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
My twitter: @TB_Money
Looks painful
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Check your email
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
Got it. And thank you
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
No problem :)
Let me know if you need any help.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
YOU'RE RUINING MMA
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
hahaha incredible!!
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
recd
for IT crowd
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 8, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
This guy knows whats up.
INEPT coming for the season 2 BECW title.
"Believe me I have my own demon in my had. People has no idea how dark I am in my head sometime. Nick Diaz deserves to be beat down."- Georges St Pierre
Follow me on Twitter if you like MMA, baseball, and moderately funny people: @TimBernier31
denim is classic.
GreenHouse
Fave 3 fighters: BJ Penn, Rashad Evans, Frank Mir
Proudly Supportin the fighters you Love to Hate.
No bullshit
I’ve actually done the thing in the last gif. Hurt like hell and then I did the thing where you play it off and casually look around to see if anyone noticed.
K-1 Level Predictions Team
BE Civil War Season 1 Champion!
Brock Lesnar's Cruelty-Free Pest Control
"What do you know about my vision? My vision will turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself: Are you really ready to see that vision?"
-Huey Freeman
It's Super Tuesday. Vote for pdl, Blackout, and Eliot Matheny.
Rock the Vote
by Skoobs on Feb 7, 2012 6:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
F.U.B.A.R., psychoblack, AreYouForReal,
Phuckdah8rs (might not be the correct name), Earl Montclair, Sexysassytrishammafan, MMAIntellegence…
Please donate what you can to the Daniel James Miller Foundation.
Ruining your special night roster: (mostly because I forget who's on my team)
Earl Montclair (Captain), Me, KJ_ZametovStPierre, AboveThisFire, RobertCowan, sunyue, Farthammer, trice, DirtyML, Rutager, and mountaineers101
by halitosis on Feb 7, 2012 6:51 PM EST via mobile reply actions
ill threaten to ban JDH and wondefulspam if they dont start fudging the Civil War numbers in our favor.
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
I do not recall this “Phuckdah8rs” guy. That wasn’t from the “NFL is not the CFL” post, was it?
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
i dont think so.
I am pretty sure that was Chris90210 that wrote that one
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
The fuck are you accusing me of now?
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Sponsership
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit, quit rubbing it in my face that I missed that bit of awesomeness
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Hall-
are you the artist formerly known as Chris8120397___…?
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 8, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
Has it really taken you this long to figure that one out?
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Actually, I wondered that myself.
What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?
by Kwisatz Haderach on Feb 8, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Hey man... alot can happen on BE in a few weeks off
But yes. Yes it did take me until just now.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 8, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Haha yeah its chris0098172340198273419082374
With the responsibility of an erratic HKL poster comes real names apparently
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
No
He wrote “Chael Sonnen and Sonnen fans alike”
I forgot to put stainlesssteel on there
Please donate what you can to the Daniel James Miller Foundation.
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Earl Montclair (Captain), Me, KJ_ZametovStPierre, AboveThisFire, RobertCowan, sunyue, Farthammer, trice, DirtyML, Rutager, and mountaineers101
by halitosis on Feb 7, 2012 7:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I miss the Kid Nate Hate fanpost.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/3/12/1370656/kid-nate-you-have-besmirched-me
I take credit for that meme. Is that the oldest surviving meme on BE?
"There's a huge difference. Politics is a dirty game. We have our rules in boxing. In politics, no rules. Especially a young democracy like Ukraine. It's more like MMA." -- Vitali Klitschko
Jake Shields was declared an extremely good looking man about 9 months before.
But nice! I looked for that a while back, but to no avail.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Choi'd is poised for a comeback.
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Feb 7, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
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F.U.B.A.R.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
Proud Member of INEPT: 80% More IntellEgent than y'all, WANKERZ.
Draft #: 69--The magic number.
I keep hearing about FUBAR,
what is the source of his infamy? I was away from BE inbetween laptops for a while
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 8, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
FUBAR was the infamous Rampage is a douche fanpost from new years eve
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Oh, that post was epic
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 8, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Amazing in every way
I really wish FUBAR could let it slide a bit and enjoy the fun we had at his expense
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
i agree with this.
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Statistically speaking, I agree.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 7, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I see what you did there...
and I like it.
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You just lost my nomination.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
its okay. i know you are jus mad
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
I've been here for over three years and never had a warning. Me is sad I no get mention.
by Brandon Starr on Feb 7, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
you would be awesome
i just rarely see you on here these days
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I've been working on my ninja skills.
Must be working!
by Brandon Starr on Feb 7, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'd nominate you for sure
Figured you a busy mutherfuker, with the gym and all.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
Oh I most certainly am but the potential to wield power over the internets is intriguing.
I figure I’m on here all the time anyway so if I could do that, yet have the power to tell people to chill the fuck out (and have it mean something) I might be in love.
by Brandon Starr on Feb 7, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I got a warning once
For telling the truth about Tupac.
by discoandherpes on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
MDH got a warning for saying he's never gotten a warning
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
that he is alive in French Polynesia with Elvis and Biggie?
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
Team Captain for Ruining Your Special Night. That's what we do.
by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
You guys are crazy
My grandma got abducted by aliens and saw Tupac on the mother-ship.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
It’s one of the best warnings ever. “TUPAC, SON!”
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
My twitter: @TB_Money
I have to go look at it now
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I have to agree
I wasn’t even mad. Legit lolz were had.
by discoandherpes on Feb 7, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I will answer the call
with a steady fair firm hand
speak softly but carry a big stick
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Feb 7, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions
I just got an awful visual of you banning people one-handed... So thanks.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 7, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
That text finally went through?
"Someone is WRONG on the internet. What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"
-Randall Munroe
by pdl on Feb 7, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I’ve never been warned by a mod, but there was one guy who was kind of a prick about one of my comments, so I’ll vote for anyone who seems tolerant and nice. And who will allow naughty language. And who will support a once-a-week exchange of recipes thread.
Wait, what fucking site am I on? This doesn’t even look familiar.
Sorry, no Edit button. Disregard this comment, please.
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you
got my vote
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by Our Bovine Public on Feb 8, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
I'd be down
I also nominate all the people mentioned already.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
Maybe not make him a moderator
Make him a faderator or a slapyoself enforcer. The Athletic and Explosive community needs representation on BE.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 7, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I was trying to find a hilarious banhammer type picture so I googled "Fat guy with a hammer"
I found (local to me!!!!) the greatest business website ever:
http://fatguywithahammer.com/index.html
This dude’s awesome, too bad I’d never need his help because I’m a REAL MAN.
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I nominate sexysassytrishmmafan
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
If psychoblack doesn't become a mod
it can only be considered racism. WHY DOES BLOODY ELBOW HATE BLACK PEOPLE???
They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music.
One of my favorite past times
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
by Charles Awad on Feb 7, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Don't see ufc4 around here too often any more
His was the first sig I literally lol’d at
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
the one with the guy who told him to go fuck himself?
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
That's the one
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
see, the thing is
IKilled007 swings from Jon Jones nuts like a pubic hair Tarzan round these parts but ufc4 is old school Bones lover. He has been snuggling with Bones in his av for as long as I can remember
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 7, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm surprised there's enough room on Jones nuts for both of them
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
they are constantly swinging and fighting over his balls. It's like American Gladiators
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Which one's Nitro?
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
ufc4 is Nitro. I think IKilled007 is Ice
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Who has more testosterone?
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
push
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
Don't get testy, Ice.
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
by Chris Hall on Feb 8, 2012 1:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
in this instance
it is “testes”
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would have said NTF,
but he is too logical to be a moderator. he probably give some stats on the ratio of your rational and stupid comments. He is probably busy too on fucking some Hollywood wanabees.
I think nottheface has far too much "not give a fuck" to be a mod
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I'm up for the task.
Put me in, coach.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 8, 2012 2:06 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
2nd
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I strenuously object this nomination.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOnRHAyXqYY
No, you're not drunk. I am this good-looking.
Can Donald Trump please mod the Mod Debates?
first one to casually work “You’re Fired” into an answer wins, and if they also manage to rip of his hair they get to replace Kid Nate.
I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sean in Vancouver on Feb 8, 2012 2:45 AM EST reply actions
Luke Thomas is by far the biggest dick in these comment sections.
Can we nominate someone who will moderate his PMS swings?
That's an interesting comment choice
in a post full of aspiring community moderators.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 8, 2012 6:50 AM EST up reply actions
Preemptively banned.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 8, 2012 9:25 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And rec'd.
BE is in balance once again.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 8, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
Now that's how it's done.
And I will follow your advice and start flagging trolls.
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by Forbidden Psychological Technology on Feb 8, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
fantasticly done
this is the man who taught me everything I know about mma on the intertubes
Writing things on occasion @ Head Kick Legend.
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by Earl Montclair on Feb 8, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
community moderation references available upon request
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Feb 8, 2012 6:56 AM EST reply actions
There should be an annual Ban Amnesty day
With one thread where you can let loose with all the venom, filthy pics and gifs, and vitriol, risk-free.
Sort of like what MMania does with their Friday Fun thread each week, only once a year. It will make us all better people after we collectively vent.
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by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Feb 8, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Should be?
I’m pretty sure it was
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
I'd like to put myself forward
And base my election campaign on the promise that I will ban Subevil if he ever shows his virtual face on this website again
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All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 8, 2012 12:18 PM EST reply actions
you have my nomination captain.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 8, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Easy way of reducing the lowest common denominator on BE
Have everyone submit to a review of their music library.
Anyone with Gym Class Heroes, LMFAO or Maroon Five (all they play at my wife’s work) are exiled to Bleacher Report.
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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Is Sexy and I Know It acceptable?
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It better be
I watched the video because I heard that Reem made an appearance. I kept listening because it describes my life.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 8, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
I went for the Reem.
I stayed for the Wiggle.
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thats what i said
the wiggle IS my life
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 8, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Only in video form
If you own the track… bury the evidence in a West Linn Oregon landfill next to the hooker corpses.
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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how about this?
The main attraction, distraction
got ya number than number than numb
Empty ya pockets son, they got you thinkin that
What ya need is what they sellin
Make you think that buyin is rebellin’
From the theaters to malls on every shore
The thin line between entertainment and war
The frontline is everywhere, there be no shelter here
Spielberg the nightmare works so push it far
Amistad was a whip, the truth feather to tar
Memories erased and burned to scar
Trade in ya history for a VCR
Cinema, simulated life, ill drama
Fourth reich culture, Americana
Chained to the dream they got ya searchin for
The thin line between entertainment and war
There’ll be no shelter here!
The frontline is everywhere
There’ll be no shelter here!
The frontline is everywhere
There’ll be no shelter here!
The frontline is everywhere
There’ll be no shelter here!
The frontline is everywhere
Hospitals not profit full
The market bull’s got pockets full
To advertise some hip disguise
View the world from American eyes
Tha poor adore keep feeding for more
Tha thin line between entertainment and war
fix the need, develop the taste
Buy the products or get laid to waste
Coca-Cola was back in the veins in Saigon
In Rambo 2, he got a dope pair of Nikes on
Godzilla pure motherfuckin’ filler
Get your eyes off the real killer
Cinema, simulated life, ill drama
Fourth reich culture, Americana
Chained to the dream they got you searchin for
Tha thin line between entertainment and war
There’ll be no shelter here!
The frontline is everywhere
There’ll be no shelter here!
The frontline is everywhere
There’ll be no shelter here!
The frontline is everywhere
There’ll be no shelter here!
The frontline is everywhere
American eyes, American eyes
View the world from American eyes
Bury the past, rob us blind
And leave nothin behind
American eyes, American eyes
View the world from American eyes
Bury the past, rob us blind
And leave nothin behind
Just stare!
Just stare!
Just stare!
Just stare!
and live the nightmare!
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 8, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
LMFAO is awesome to play if you want to jump start a party
by discoandherpes on Feb 8, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
/Reads comment, then user name.
/Makes Note: “Do not attend this guy’s parties.”
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 8, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Monte Fisto, Earl Montclair and Our Bovine Public
as they are the only ones I feel semi-confident wouldn’t ban-hammer me immediatelhy…
by Dootch on Feb 8, 2012 6:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I nominate myself
First and probably only thing i’d do with my powers is to ban IKilled007 from any post related to Jon Jones.
For real though
I nominate Elliot or Earl.
by av1o3 on Feb 8, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My only request is that TheFilt isn’t a mod because he posted a shirtless picture of himself in the mirror…so uncool bro
by Afrotikiman on Feb 8, 2012 11:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I can only hope it included duck face
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
It’s in the “fighter look-a-like” post a couple weeks back
by Afrotikiman on Feb 8, 2012 11:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Totally missed it, not worth going back to see
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Idk man, it brought the lulz
He’s also emailed me pictures of his hot asian girlfriend..
Like we said, they don’t call him “TheFilt” for nothing
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 9, 2012 3:45 AM EST up reply actions
For serious?
I like the guy, but I’ve always taken him for a liar (sorry dude!), having known a lot of people in my time that are similarly forthcoming and completely full of shit. I wouldn’t air out those types of sordid details on an interweb forum. Wreaks of embellishment/imagination..
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
by Charles Awad on Feb 9, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
You would think so,
but for some reason I completely believe him in this case.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 9, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
No kidding..
Totally unsolicited fellatio stories are 99% untrue. Perhaps he is the 1%.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
by Charles Awad on Feb 9, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
No wonder everyone else is so worked up
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
If I were you guys I wouldn't believe me either
That’s what makes it fun to say. I get a strange sense of ironic satisfaction airing out things I can’t talk about IRL knowing that I probably won’t be believed here anyway.
CL is an amazing thing if you know what you’re doing, but I don’t tell my friends and family about banging random girls I meet online.
I just got invited to a hotel sex party next Saturday with three hot girls(one is smoking hot) and one (straight) guy. To be honest, I probably won’t go because they said they like double anal. Sounds a little too filthy, even for me.
Who would believe that kind of ridiculous shit? ;)
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
I had a legitimate reason to post that
I really do look a lot like Shaolin.
That and I knew you guys would love it. :P
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
If only you understood the power of that picture!
Worlds have been destroyed and rebuilt in my image.
Dozens of fatherless children have been scattered across the globe(mainly the suburbs of the Pacific Northwest) bearing my chiseled features and highly inflated self-worth.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
No thanks guys
I’m too busy.
I’m diggin the love tho.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
Cortez Kennedy is in the Hall Of Fame!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!
Nobody really wanted you as a moderator anyway
It was just to boost your self esteem
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Yeah
I was waiting for him to show up, and I was gonna say “NOT!”.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
All these nominations...
……and not one shoutout to the legendary SC Michaelson?? BE is running way low on references to The Wire these days….
formerly NeilLomaxFan
by BrothersGottaAndyHug on Feb 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Every time someone mentions Michaelson he says this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itCPGm2W1fE
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So after Timmy Burke posted his new Nick Diaz article
there is quite a bit of evidence supporting this motion for more Mods…
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I've got 13 recs in favor of me...
Put me in, coach!
I haven’t even went to that comment section, I’ve seen the last 10 on the topic and it’s just gotten depressing.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
It is a bloodbath inside a flame war inside a troll haven.
Me and Chrismultiplenumbers are having fun watching the carnage unfold, with no way to stop it.
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Me Zach and SS will be unstoppable!!!
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
It's like...
One zombie is fun. You can throw records at it with your friends. 30 zombies? I don’t want to be around that.
Nate (after a spinning elbow by Carlos at 1:58): Fuckin’ dick!
by Charles Awad on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
lol he pulled a Snowden
BE has been lacking that flair. If he keeps it up this place should be free of trolls in a couple of weeks.
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Mind Blown
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
I don't know more about MMA than you, I just act like it at HeadKickLegend
Once they've shown themselves
aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
13 Assassins was awesome. The world needs more jidaigeki films.
-AboveThisFire
The mat is my church, the ground is my heaven, Jiu-Jitsu is my religion. And once you hit the ground you're in my world. My world is like the ocean, I’m like a shark and most people don't even know how to swim - Draculino
If I live in a castle and you want to kill me, storming the gates is probably not the best idea. You'd do a lot better hitting me in the head with a brick when I come out for the mail. -Ryan Hall
by Patrick Tenney on Feb 10, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
That movie is nuts
The Evil Lord dude is/was in a Japanese boy band.
Think about that for a second.
"I'm ready for fight. If I'm win, no win. I don't know. But, I'm ready for fight. This is my working[shrugs shoulders]" - Anderson Silva
"You'll get Lil Wayne in woman pants and like it!" - Krimson
I am a bit late to the party
But thanks for the nominations, guys. I think this is the first time since joining that I’ve not checked BE religiously for consecutive days but normally I’d say I read around 80% or more of the comments on here (no, I do not have stats to back that number up).
The amount of time I spend doing Civil War recap posts are probably a pretty good indication of how dedicated I am to this community. I’ve said on many occasions that I wouldn’t be half the MMA fan I am if it weren’t for BE so I’d be happy to give something back by helping out moderating.
Being Danish I would also be able to moderate at times when other moderators wouldn’t, like from 4AM to 10AM ET.
As for other guys, there’s been loads of great suggestions so far. I am generally against saddling quick-witted guys like menckenstein with moderator duties given I’d much rather see them spend their entire time on BE contributing one-liners. My five suggestions in no particular order would be Zachary Kater, Kaleb Kelchner, ElliotMatheny, Tim Bernier and Stiff Jab.
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by wonderfulspam on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Thanks buddy!
You’d be a great mod, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you flip out about anything on here.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks
I do try to stay level-headed but mostly I just refrain from feeding trolls and instead settle for rec’ing the most clever gif/one-liner reply. I’d much rather not give any attention whatsoever to those that aren’t mature enough to participate in an intelligent discussion so it’d be nice to be able to shut up the ones that spout nonsense via the effective and glorious banhammer.
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by wonderfulspam on Feb 10, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
You've actually explained what kinds of things you would ban so you would have my vote
Nah man, that wasn't a slap, that was a hand trap, some deep level striking ya hear?
I think I'd view moderating BE as consisting of three different things
1. Telling/warning otherwise rational guys to keep it civil when a heated argument leads to name-calling
2. Editing/hiding comments and fanposts, eg. spoilers, pictures without subject lines, fanposts that advertise streaming
3. Banning trolls and abusive users, ie. the ones that have no intention of contributing to a discussion
1 and 2 should generally be enough to keep this place sane but obviously the Diaz-Condit debacle (and a hundred other controversial subjects) has shown 3 to be necessary.
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by wonderfulspam on Feb 10, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
rec'd and nominated (again)
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 10, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
Cheers, Fisto
I am fully behind your candidacy as well! You seem level-headed and capable of seeing both sides of every argument.
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by wonderfulspam on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
If it means giving up my nome de guerre
I’ll probably demure, but it is certainly nice to be nominated.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 10, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Just to expand on the whole nitpicking the nitpicker thing (see above picture)
It’s nom de guerre and demur.
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by wonderfulspam on Feb 10, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
The French is forgivable,
but I really should have known demur.
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 10, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Woah thanks
I definitely think you’d be a good mod. You’re good at what you do.
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by wonderfulspam on Feb 10, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
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