Cris 'Cyborg' Santos Separates From Evangelista 'Cyborg' Santos
by Nate Wilcox on Feb 6, 2012 12:01 PM EST
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Former Strikeforce 145lb women's champ Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos has separated from her husband, Strikeforce welterweight Evangelista "Cyborg" Santos according to a report from Brazilian web site UOL Esporte Lutas. UOL posted the following message from Cris to her fans:
After six years of dedication to love and to happiness of marriage, I would like to inform that since December of 2011, Evangelista Cyborg and I are living our lives separately. I'd like to thank all friends for words of support during this period. No matter how hard it feels never give up on your dreams and never give up in love!
A big hug,
Cris
Mrs. Cyborg was suspended and stripped of her title following a drug test failure after her last fight. Mr. Cyborg has lost his last two fights to Nick Diaz and Jordan Mein and has no announced fights coming up. There is no word on who will get the nickname in any potential divorce settlement.
Our best wishes to both fighters during this difficult time.
Translation by BE's own Orcus.
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Stop daring folks
while you are hiding safely behind your nickname
The fox knows many tricks; and the hedgehog only one; but that is the best one of all.
That's a chance I'd be willing to take.
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
Rough time for her.
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Or a good one.
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by bigstupidsmile on Feb 6, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Who gets the nickname in the divorce?
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by menckenstein on Feb 6, 2012 12:09 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Damnit I hit enter too many times and it posted :(
Whoever wins in a fight between them. — GOES UP THERE^^^^
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by menckenstein on Feb 6, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
I sense that your new sig has weakened you...now is the time to strike.
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Isn't "unkempt" a great word?
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
by DankNabbot on Feb 6, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bud-K has forsaken me... my strength falters
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by menckenstein on Feb 6, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All your power is now mine.
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by POW on Feb 6, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You can thank me for that gif
I believe it is my handiwork.
Note the shittiness.
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Evangelista had it 1'st, it should be his IMO
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 6, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
I know what happened...
Evangelista got pissed after that fight he won and cyborg pick him up like a child on national TV. He said f*&k it im sick of it !
He won a fight?
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by menckenstein on Feb 6, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
They should fight. Pride rules.
Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
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by TheLastEmpress on Feb 6, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Glad this green caught my eye, or else I'd have been even later than you.
"You've got Floyd Mayweather making $25 million. He can't stop a double-leg..." Nick Diaz.
So she’s available now?
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
by mburtoni on Feb 6, 2012 12:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
HEY GUYS
BUT WHO GETS TO BE CALLED CYBORG NOW??? LOL
by bigweeze on Feb 6, 2012 12:28 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
So she’s available now? (Birdman Handrub)
Me > Ben Henderson
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by Krimson on Feb 6, 2012 12:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Go for it. You can be her #1 stunna, all day long...
… Until you piss her off, and she kills you in your sleep.
Not sure she would have to wait till he fall asleep.
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by Sweet Scientist on Feb 6, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
It'd just add more to the kink
I like a woman that can kick my ass
Me > Ben Henderson
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by The Hamburger Pimp on Feb 6, 2012 2:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
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by The Lethal Haze on Feb 7, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"No matter how hard it feels never give up on your dreams and never give up in love!"
-Well, you just did.
by yonsson on Feb 6, 2012 12:45 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I'm intrigued.
Now to learn some Portuguese. And also, to work on some male kegel exercises to ensure that I’m not destroyed in a gender-confused lust tornado with lady Cyborg.
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by krcampbell on Feb 6, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
ALTHOUGH I WOULD NOT PURSUE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH MISS CYBORG I SUPPORT YOU AND WILL TOTALLY BUY YOU AN ALCOHLIC BEVERAGE AFTER YOUR INEVITABLE CONQUEST.
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by T.C. Engel on Feb 6, 2012 2:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
BEST FRIEND, THAT IS A GENEROUS OFFER AND I WOULD BE GLAD TO IMBIBE THE AFOREMENTIONED ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.
UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS MAKING WHAT WE IN THE INTERNET BUSINESS CALL “A HUMOROUS JOKE”. YOU SEE, I AM PRESENTLY DATING ANOTHER TATTOOED LADY, ONLY THIS ONE DOES NOT HAVE JOKES MADE OF HER GENDER. I FEEL THAT PURSUING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH FEMALE CYBORG WILL RESULT IN STRAINING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CURRENT GAL PAL.
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Oh yea since the game ended
I forgot to call you a dick and a fucking cheater and I will NEVER play words with friends with you ever again. unless you really want to.
this time, you will be crushed.
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Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
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Hahahahaha
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by mburtoni on Feb 6, 2012 3:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Remind me, am I playing you?
I forget which of the Bloody Elbanians I’m exactly playing with.
krcampbell24 is my ID.
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OH FUCK THE DAMN “JOKE” GOT ME AGAIN. I LOOK LIKE AN ASS.
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I AM SO SORRY MY FRIEND
I GUESS I JUST MAKE VERY GOOD JOKES. OR MY JOKES ARE NOT CLEARLY JOKEY ENOUGH SINCE YOU CAN’T DISCERN BETWEEN JOKE AND REALITY. I NEED TO DO SOME SERIOUS SOUL SEARCHING.
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I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT THE SEARCHING OF A SOUL BUT IT SOUNDS VERY INTRIGUING.
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I HAVE TO CONSULT MY VOODOO WITCH DOCTOR
HE TYPICALLY ASSISTS ME IN ALL AILMENTS OF THE SOUL. HE OFTEN PRESCRIBES ME CHICKEN SOUP, AS HE SAYS IT IS GOOD FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED SOUL.
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There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 6, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
who?
follow me on twitter @polyh3dron
by Rob Young on Feb 6, 2012 2:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I propose an unsactioned off shore-match for the "Cyborg" name...
Winner takes all name and testosterone…
by Chris WhiteDynamite Bielanski on Feb 6, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions
Aw :\
This is actually sad.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
by gzl5000 on Feb 6, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Lmfao
Never EVER get a significant other’s name tattoo’d on you. You look/feel like a moron when its over. And it will be over one day. People’s attention spans, abundance of options and porn make it impossible these days.
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
where does she have his name tattooed on her?
by Patrick Hughes on Feb 6, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
they both have the nickname cyborg
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
But Evangelista had it first, right?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 6, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Yes Chris adopted it when she married Evangalista.
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So many lame jokes...
Shame on you, BE readers.
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by Henrique on Feb 6, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Better than all the other places where “Hahaha they finally had sex and he saw her penis yuck yuck yuck slap BOTH my knees” is frequent. At least BE wants to get wit dat
Me > Ben Henderson
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by Krimson on Feb 6, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Probably for the best before they had troll babies
by Patrick Hughes on Feb 6, 2012 1:22 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Imagine the Newspaper announcement
“We decided to call our little cyborg, Cyborg. Her name will be: Cyborg Cyborg Santos-Cyborg. I know, the hyphen is weird, but we’re just trying to be a new-age couple.”
by Body Triangle on Feb 6, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Name him John Connor
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
by warren305 on Feb 6, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
or T-800
Chael Sonnen has finished 1 of his 14 UFC & WEC fights.
by sexysassytravismmafan on Feb 6, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Kid would be ugly as fuck
but probably tough as all hell.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 6, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
He'd be the next Nick Diaz, pulling fire alarms like nobodys business
by Patrick Hughes on Feb 6, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Post fight hospital scraps all day every day
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 6, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
There is no word on who will get the nickname in any potential divorce settlement.
LOL
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I say this in all sincerity
they actually seemed like a nice couple, in their own weird way. I find myself kind of bummed about the whole thing.
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by Sweet Scientist on Feb 6, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
His testosterone level just dropped.....
significantly. All jokes aside that sucks for them. They seemed pretty happy when I saw them on screen but I guess in this day and age that means nothing.
by fightersvizion on Feb 6, 2012 1:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Kos leaves AKA, the Cyborgs are done...
Talk about MMA splits-ville lately.
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Next thing you know, Arianny and Tiki will be splitting up. If Tiki can’t find love, what chance do normal people like you and I have?!
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Arianny is having sex with another UFC figher.
A REAL one, this time.
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Matt Riddle?
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Nope
I’ll give you a hint: rhymes with Schmendan Braub.
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That little homewrecker!
So… does that mean his fiancee/wife//whatever from TUF countdown show is available? Because I have a Noguiera to introduce her to… GONNA BE IN YOUR HEAD SCHMENDAN BRAUB!
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Yeah wtf. Makes me worried for her mental health.
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by NickRingp4pGOAT on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
He dumped her.
Conductor of the Trainyard Sleepers! WHOO WHOOOOOO!
by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Feb 6, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
A separation is a hard thing to go through. The lead up to a divorce.
I’m sure some of you have dealt with it, either with your former spouse or being a child in this situation. It’s not really something to joke about. You guys are turning this into a Mania post. We’re better than that.
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by kreally on Feb 6, 2012 1:55 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I'm not saying no more jokes, I'm saying pick your posts in which to joke about.
Some of these jokes in the Cyborg on steriods post would be funny. However, joking about this being a good thing so that they don’t have kids or about Evangelista supposedly finding out that she’s a “man” when they’re going through such a hard time in their personal lives just seem to be in bad taste.
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I have been separated and subscquently participated in a divorce. I am making jokes.
Now you shut up.
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You shut up.
I was a child when my parents were going through a separation and it was horrifying. I saw my mother cry on multiple occasions, unsure if we were going to lose the house, unsure of my future and why my parents hated each other. If I’m not mistaken, Evangelista’s got a daughter who now has to deal with this.
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I wonder if this has anything to do with her positive test?
Did Evangelista maybe give her some vitamin S without her knowledge/permission?
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Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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I have always suspected that IF she was telling the truth that the as her manager calls the “trusted friend” who gave her the drugs was actually another fighter. If that fighter was mr. Cyborg and he gave her that vitamin S without her knowledge/permission that would put him at 9.95 on the worthless scumbag scale.
that'd be really fucked up
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Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world... so cold and so dark
With all due respect to the shitty situation she is going trough
But she looks like she has been juicing for a while now, not just this last fight of her.
Just because she didn’t get caught doesn’t mean she wasn’t using.
WHO GET BE CYBORG NOW? HAW HAW!
by The Hamburger Pimp on Feb 6, 2012 2:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
This sucks.
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by T.C. Engel on Feb 6, 2012 2:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Agreed
All jokes aside, this is very sad. Separation/divorce is very hard and I’d go as far as saying separation is worse. At least with divorce, things reach some kind of finality and both parties can move on. Being separated and trying to repair things is so hard – it’s a terribly sad state of limbo.
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It’s definitely nothing I’ve ever been involved in, not even as a kid, but I know a lot of friends who have been separated and parents of friends, and it isn’t easy on anyone. They’re in my prayers.
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As a divorced individual, yeah, it sucks.
But what can you do? Ideally, this will result in both Cyborgs being happier apart than they were together. That’s typically the desired result, but easier said than done.
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FINALLY
I’ll see you on OK Cupid, Chris. :o*
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I can't force my brain to envision Cris making the duck lips and holding the camera up at the myspace angle
Sometimes I love my brain
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Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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It's for the best
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