Rampage, the *#$%@en dickhead! (2 Month Anniversary Collector's Edition with F.U.B.A.R. commentary)
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So I was visiting my inlaws in california this week and decided to spend some time in LA for the new years. I bought some 150$ tickets that allowed me to club hop and had open bar at a few clubs throughout the city to allow me to have a good time.
I started at the Geisha house and then went to the egyptian place that had an open bar. After a couple of drinks I winded up being at the ECCO club. After argueing with the bouncers for about 20 minutes they finally let us in because we had VIP passes that we had paid for.
Some random coked out kid was like Rampage Jackson is in front of the restraunt in a bottle service area. So, I immediatly checked it out.
I went straight to the area pointed out and found Jackson. He was drinking grey goose and surrounded by japanese chicks. I bugged the bouncers around himn for like 30 min to ask if he would let me up or come down to shake my hand for a picture and he said no. He even wouldn't let me even shake his hand, with no pics. BUT, what he did do was......
My wife is kind of an MMA fan the same way that I am a Kardashian fan. She watches what I watch and I'll watch what she watches. Jackson was surrounded by obvious hoe's. My wife asked to see Jackson and was denied by the bouncers. Then Jackson pointed her out and had her come into her booth.
I was extactic. Jackson was finally going to let me in the VIP booth! My wife danced with him and once he found out she wasn't putting out (I guess)
He kicked my wife out and squashed any hope of that happening for me. He even flipped me off, which I took a picture of and smiled at him the whole time. He looked like he was joking, but seriously its hard to tell. Beer balls would have had me slap him because I know he fights around my weight but he was around a bunch of guards and he would have kicked my ass anyways, but I may have gotten my point across anyways. But, that was not an option. I kept bugging the staff and the bouncers were really cool to me and kept trying to make a point to bring me up to meet him. Even they wanted me to meet him. They turned away people that were doing the same thing as me. I was very coridal about everything. I even talked to his Wolf's Lairs trainers about recent fights and they were really cool guys.
I EVEN BOUGHT HIM A SHOT OF GREAY GOOSE, which was like 20$, (dont drink at ECCO its crazy expensive). Which he was drinking at the VIP booth and his girls took it and I saw him drink it. Nope nothing.
I tried it all. "I'm not your average mma fan" "I've followed Jackson since PRIDE" I pulled all the stops....... and then.
He invited my wife up again, she pointed to me, and he immediatly kicked her off the stage and flipped me off again.
I am on record saying I will never again route for Jackson again, and I am glad that Jones fucken owned the guy. Made him his bitch you could say. My shot, was told that it would not be given to him, because he was training to fight Ryan Bader and he couldnt drink. I not only saw him drink my shot, but he polished off his bottle of bottle service vodka.
The guy just wants to get his dick wet and doesnt give a shit about his fans. He was into my wife like you read about and could have cared less about me, the real fan. Fuck sake the guy flipped me off for like 10 minutes while I just smiled and took pictures of him. I understand, some guys were rushing the stage, but the bouncers took care of them quick and never even got to him. I actually got to talk to him and he was a total dick to me on none threatening grounds. I never rushed his place or even yelled "thats Rampage!". I was just like that's Jackson can I get a picture with him. They said no and then my wife was called up and the guy just shit on me the whole time.
WHAT A TOTAL DICK.
His antics on tape, are the real Jackson.
So dont doubt Jones so much, that guy probably genuine in person and real.
What a fucken let down.
Mike.
FUCK YOU QUINTON JACKSON!!!!!!!!
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 1:10 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
HOLY SHIT IT'S BACK!!!! Where the fuck did you find this!
Just keep the cUckling to a minimum that pissed me off.
Besides that………. Don’t drink and blog.
Seriously don't take me serious. Seriously....
by F.U.B.A.R on Feb 5, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
holy shit you're back!!!
youre a good sport, man.
me=anonymous you=dana f.white.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I'm not a good sport and neither are half the comments.
I just like mma.
Like This douche below.
Last post, in this drunken mistake for me, back to what I came to this site for.
Seriously don't take me serious. Seriously....
by F.U.B.A.R on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The funny thing is
I saw Page at this 18+ club/ hookah lounge in Vegas called “Satay,” and it has a bunch of Asian gogo dancers. Well anyways, I was already inside, he and his posse came in, and me and my buds all got a handshake and a friendly greeting from him.
If Page has his own booth, with bouncers around and shit, it’s pretty obvious that he doesn’t want a bunch of jock riding fans bothering him. The guys trying to get laid. And then this guy sends his wife up, alone, and gets offended when he dismisses her after learning that she isn’t a potential mating partner.
This guy sounds like more of a needy little bitch than an usurped gentleman.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I think he’s just a liar
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Some random coked out kid was like Rampage Jackson is in front of the restraunt in a bottle service area. So, I immediatly checked it out.
I dunno ‘bout you, pal, but if some random coked up kid gives me direction, i don’t go where he tells me. He had to be drunk off his ass.
You can’t make this stuff up.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I would like to see the pictures of Page flipping him off, personally.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I want to be wrong but I don’t think that will ever happen
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
we all do.
PAGING F.U.B.A.R.!!!!
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Or at least some pics of the wife, just sayin
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Love you
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by halitosis on Feb 5, 2012 1:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions 5 recs
oops.
wrong fuckin’ cat pic.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
has he been back on since? what was he called again?
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 5, 2012 1:21 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
F.U.B.A.R.
havent heard from him since-actually found this on another mma site.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
were they making fun of it too?
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
comments were 'disabled'
wonder why?
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
if he had just posted it on mania
theyd have named him editor emeritus author extraordinaire.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
He commented a few times in some of the post here a BE.
"Go get yuu some DONNALD CERRONNEEE" ,greg Jackson (not refering to more fans)
by Harley hooper on Feb 6, 2012 6:20 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeeeeeeessss....YEEEEESSSSSSS.
Share for share, share alike, you'll get struck each time I strike.
by gzl5000 on Feb 5, 2012 1:21 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
congrats on making 143 your personal bitch, bent.
BUS FEEDERS REPRESENT!!!
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
haha you did fucking awesome yourself my friend!
by benten20 on Feb 5, 2012 3:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
thanks. a little better than my 33 from last event.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
considering i got 36 i think we both made big comebacks. we are the ed hermans of the BECW.
by benten20 on Feb 5, 2012 3:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
shit, i just heard last night he trains in the town i live in.
fort collins, colorado. i mean, who the fuck trains in fort collins?
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
holy crap thats so random!
You gonna go check the place out when he’s back in training camp? I wonder what he’s like.
by benten20 on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
i didnt even know there was a gym here to be honest.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
how far away from you is it?
by benten20 on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
havent researched. cant afford & have a baby at home
so no free time, either. but when the girls are older im going to get them into jits for sure.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I used to live in Ft Collins
fun place to live
by cletusvandam on Feb 5, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
it is....during the summer.
having babies in the winter, not so much.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 6, 2012 8:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you so much for posting this
Boom Shankar
May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman
by cletusvandam on Feb 5, 2012 1:46 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
thank you. it was, twice.
then i had a vascectomy. anyone else ever have epididimitus? good times!
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I have not, thank god.It sounds delightful.
I did have complications from the snipping though. That also sucked but probably not nearly as bad
by cletusvandam on Feb 5, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
like this, but with megadoses of vicodin:
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
THE MAN MADE GAY BY THE SP OF G BEQUEATHS...
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Should look like St. Patty's Day shortly.
Melvin and I say: Please visit
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
by ( . Y . ) on Feb 5, 2012 1:59 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
YES
One of the best things I read to start 2012. Big thanks for finding it
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by PDG27 on Feb 5, 2012 2:29 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Yes
We had friends and family over for good times and football. Needless to say this post went on the big screen at one point; hilarity ensued and hangovers were cured.
"Go get yuu some DONNALD CERRONNEEE" ,greg Jackson (not refering to more fans)
by Harley hooper on Feb 6, 2012 6:26 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
gspmademegay:
curer of hangovers.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 6, 2012 8:17 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I was actually speaking of the original post on New years, but you are still right for much of the same crowd and more revisited yesterday while awaiting Super Bowlness and for this we thank you gspmademegay.
Original post and the comments were gold, plus it was the very first fanpost of the year, so waking up with that “yea,I’m still drunk feeling, but thank God I’m not as drunk as F.U.B.A.R” as I read his post was priceless.
Awesome find btw
"Go get yuu some DONNALD CERRONNEEE" ,greg Jackson (not refering to more fans)
by Harley hooper on Feb 6, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
yeah, realized that after your second comment.
the original post had me dying at work.
thank you, and thank you google!
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by gspmademegay on Feb 6, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, I thought it was gone forever,
Everybody got a kick out of the story of it being taken down and coming back. Some of the folks who saw the original came back over yesterday for the first time since and when I stumbled across this the reminiscing and fun began. Tha’ts why I honestly think if Fubar knew the joy the whole episode brought to others he would feel better.
"Go get yuu some DONNALD CERRONNEEE" ,greg Jackson (not refering to more fans)
by Harley hooper on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
i hope so.
we have fun with certain folks on here, but its (usually) all in good fun.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
im glad he didn’t stop posting; it was all in good fun. hopefully he’ll see my thank you and it is genuine
"Go get yuu some DONNALD CERRONNEEE" ,greg Jackson (not refering to more fans)
by Harley hooper on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 5, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
rec'd!
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
FUCK YO KITTENS!!!
'Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?'
-Atlas
by Victor Rodriguez on Feb 6, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
What am I missing??
I’ve seen this before so why is it being brought back up again?
by Crazynutts on Feb 5, 2012 2:44 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
The original poster (FUBAR) edited the original post and removed this story, so those who missed it for the few hours that it was up got to see it now
and the man made gay by GSP found it again months later
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by PDG27 on Feb 5, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I edited to tell everyone to fuck off for the cucking jokes
And I never left. But where’d this ome from.
Seriously don't take me serious. Seriously....
by F.U.B.A.R on Feb 5, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Someone clearly went to some lengths to find it.
It’s all a bunch of silly, dumb, but kinda fun hyperbole.
Just don’t roam the post, man. Let it go. People are going green-crazy already.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
FUBAR, It's okay, I knew you were drunk
well, that was my rationalization anyway. I have wanted to thank you for a long time now. If you knew the smiles and joy brought to the hungover souls that roamed my house that New Years day, then you would know it was all worth it. You done more for my friends and family than any football game on that day and for this we thank you sir.
You were on the big screen mayne.
"Go get yuu some DONNALD CERRONNEEE" ,greg Jackson (not refering to more fans)
by Harley hooper on Feb 6, 2012 6:49 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Fubar, please do not read the bottom of the internet.
"Go get yuu some DONNALD CERRONNEEE" ,greg Jackson (not refering to more fans)
by Harley hooper on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
thats kind of like asking:
‘jesus already lived, why has he been resurrected?’
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
best part of this whole post
once he found out she wasn’t putting out (I guess)
He kicked my wife out and squashed any hope of that happening for me
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Mr. F.U.B.A.R later let us know that he was either drunk or hungover when he wrote the fanpost.
And I believe him.
Given how wasted he probably was, and how angry he probably was, all contributed to him being an unreliable narrator on the whole deal but, in the end, he crafted our very first meme of 2012.
Shit, I’m not even sure that’s how it really happened given that if you re-read the whole thing again, it makes little to no sense other than what you want to make of it (lots of actions and rationalizations go unexplained)…but, deep inside, I hope it happened that way. The story is just too awesome even if it is part reality and part booze-fueled angry, unwitting fictional diatribe.
The Mr. F.U.B.A.R of the story, the one who gets angry at b/c Jackson kicked off his wife b/c she wouldn’t put out but instead seems to get pissed off b/c he wouldn’t get his picture, may not be real, but he’s damn fun times.
Here’s to that guy and may he, somehow, get his revenge one day for not getting his picture.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
“Fuck sake the guy flipped me off for like 10 minutes while I just smiled and took pictures of him.”
Fan fiction to me until he posts some pics
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
he said he tried but didnt know how.
http://northamptonlife.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Lets-try-again.png
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And it was glorious.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
well put.
sad to see some of the more cruel comments. mad props to FUBAR for showing up (above). psychoblack-like is FUBARS ability to bring a smile to our faces, joe.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I still don’t get why, out of everything that was said, it is the cuckling that really upset him.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
youre not married, are you?
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I get it, I get it.
Cuckolding, in which men watch their wives have sex with other guys, is catching on among people with high IQs who revel in the psychological agony.
(From the Daily Beast, by the way)
But, dude, there were all kind of insane jokes floating around including pimping, S&M, and other stuff.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
all related.
trust me, the thought of your wife with rampage…is not a good thought.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Any woman with Rampage Jackson is not a good though.
Dude irradiates creep.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
RADIATES creep?
or does he actually go around, eradicating creeps?
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
interesting concepts...
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Rampage: new Marvel Supervillain
Page runs around infusing creeps with radiation, sort of like The Hulk did to Betty Ross.
by RobtWeaver on Feb 6, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Rampage: new Marvel Supervillain
Page runs around infusing creeps with radiation, sort of like The Hulk did to Betty Ross.
by RobtWeaver on Feb 6, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
double oops
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I just noticed...that if you rearrange some paragraphs you can pretty much build the plot of a horror story...
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:18 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
please do.
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Okay. Here it is. Didn't quite come up as horrific as I had expected, but i have no more time left.
Dislaimer: this shit is a complete mauling of a drunken post—it is intended to be absurd and, maybe, comical. Not intended to offend any real people.
(had to cut some words out and insert some—but for the most part it is straight copy pasta)
So I was visiting my inlaws in california this week and decided to spend some time in LA for the new years.
I went straight to the area pointed out and found Jackson. I tried it all. “I’m not your average mma fan” “I’ve followed Jackson since PRIDE” I pulled all the stops
My wife is kind of an MMA fan the same way that I am a Kardashian fan. She asked to see Jackson. WHAT A TOTAL DICK. Then Jackson pointed her out and had her come into her booth.
The guy just wants to get his dick wet and doesnt give a shit about his fans. He was into my wife like you read about and could have cared less about me, the real fan. He even wouldn’t let me even shake his hand
What a fucken let down.
My wife danced with him and once he found out she wasn’t putting out (I guess) the guy flipped me off for like 10 minutes while I just smiled and took pictures of him.
Some random coked out kid was like Rampage Jackson is in front of the restraunt surrounded by obvious hoe’s. I actually got to talk to him and he was a total dick to me on none threatening grounds. Beer balls would have had me slap him but, that was not an option. I was very coridal about everything.
I was just like that’s Jackson can I get a picture with him. BUT, that was not an option.
What he did do was……the guy just shit on me and I am glad. I was extactic.
That guy probably genuine in person and real. His antics on tape.
I EVEN BOUGHT HIM A SHOT OF GREAY GOOSE, which was like 20$, (dont drink at ECCO its crazy expensive). I not only saw him drink my shot, but he polished off his bottle of bottle service vodka.
Jackson kicked my wife out and squashed any hope of that happening for me. He even flipped me off, which I took a picture of and smiled at him the whole time.
Mike.
FUCK YOU QUINTON JACKSON!!!!!!!!
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
ohshitohshitohshitohshit!
glad you have nothing better to do, u. thats gold!
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by gspmademegay on Feb 5, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Shit, if you start rearranging individual sentences before the dots, it becomes even creepier...
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Now you have to do it
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Wait a bit...
It’s all your fault, by the way.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I’ll take the blame for this one
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by Art_Wanderlei on Feb 5, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Shit...
It’s harder than I thought. Wait.
It may be herky-jerky.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Who is the guy with no respect?
the first time he declined your invitation the common sense would have been to just leave him alone! i mean come on! u imagine being in a club, u want to relax, maybe forget about work anything… and then there is someone trying to talk to u… u refuse because it s ur right, and then the guy keeps coming and coming and coming! god! leave me alone!
by alibabarouge on Feb 5, 2012 4:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Man, poor FUBAR
I’m straight, which means I like women. But I wouldn’t throw my wife at creepazoid Rampage for a picture.
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Thank you based god
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Feb 5, 2012 5:35 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Even Nick Diaz has never seen this much green.
...he also sends me messages saying "Prepare your soul, only god and jiu jitsu can save you and god isn’t listening". -Patrick Tenney
by GreyedOut on Feb 5, 2012 6:37 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I love you guys.
A writer looking for a new home.
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You may like Diaz, but Brock actually won a title that mattered.
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by MicahtheCynic on Feb 5, 2012 6:38 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Man, that movie is Nintendo-old...
And FUCKING AWESOME!
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by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
One of the best worst movies ever
On Roadhouse level
"eat a dick." - Chris Barton
by Robert Cowan on Feb 5, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
i always wondered...
What the fuck is in his left hand, a garage door opener?
And I ain’t lying, I would steal that tank top
from my best friend if he had it.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyrone Woodly fight.
by DankNabbot on Feb 5, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
It’s a tape recorder, I think.
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You may like Diaz, but Brock actually won a title that mattered.
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by MicahtheCynic on Feb 5, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Nah, man.
It’s one of them radios that truckers use to communicate truckernessess [SIC]
And that, fellas, is fucking science.
The Internets: Where there are no girls and men become children.
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Draft #: 69--The magic number.
by Unabomberman on Feb 5, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Luke Thomas drives a big rig? Dude is awesome.
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by ( . Y . ) on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Pretty sure it’s an early version of the iPhone, back when they had cords instead of being wireless.
Melvin and I say: Please visit
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by ( . Y . ) on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
CB radio boys…there in all 18 wheelers
by Afrotikiman on Feb 5, 2012 11:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Is this the movie with War Machine and Chyna from WWE? Looks awesome.
Melvin and I say: Please visit
http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/
by ( . Y . ) on Feb 5, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Leave FUBAR aloooooone!!!
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
by warren305 on Feb 6, 2012 11:57 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Tell me how you really feel...
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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by menckenstein on Feb 6, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Anybody know Rampage is married.
Not that it matters. His wife is pretty hot though.
Best advice I never heeded: Don't read the bottom of the internet.
by Harley hooper on Feb 6, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
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