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An Open Letter to Psychoblack


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Dear Mr. Black,

I'm writing this open letter to you because you need to stop. What you don't realize is that you are cursed, and we need to you stop rooting for people.

The first person struck by the "get faded" curse of yours was Melvin Guillard. He was supposed to run through Joe Lauzon, until you popped up. Yes, it was fun to rec your posts and turn everything you said green. Well, until this happened:

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and little did we know where the fault would truly lie. Then, the UFC came to Brazil once again, and the underachieving Anthony Johnson was scheduled to make his Middleweight debut against the Phenom himself, Vitor Belfort. It was an interesting matchup, with some interesting anticipation. Then, you came along, Psychoblack. With funny little quibs like "Vitor about to get got" and "You can't fade Rumble" you were greened to high heaven. Okay, that sounded like what you'd say to Nick Diaz after he got really stoned. What I meant was that you got a lot of recs. Then, this happened:

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Shit. Wrong photo. I meant this happened:

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However, here comes Melvin again! Once again, Miller supposedly can't fade Melvin. With Melvin's takedown defense and incredible power along with explosiveness and athleticism and (insert Goldie line here) there's no way he could lose, right? RIGHT?!

Wrong.

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To be frank, I didn't care up until today. You see, I don't like Melvin or Johnson. I think that their bark is worse than their bite, and they both annoy me. However, now you've messed with one of my favorite fighters. Rampage just lost a fight that he should have won. But noooooooooo. You had to go and root for him. Dammit!

So, in conclusion, stop rooting for people. Please. You're obviously cursed and use Forbidden Psychological Technology that you don't know how to work and it's screwing up everybody.

Actually, scratch that. Do us all a favor. Don't root for Anderson. Root for Jon Jones. :)

Your buddy,

Micah C

\The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.

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