How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? MMA On Twitter - Lorenzo Fertitta Makes Arum Say 'I Love The UFC', Dana White Blasts Mayweather
by Anton Tabuena on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM EST
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A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Haha you can't kill me. Not even your rumors can u fucking keyboard warriors! Pound away at those letters like it'll change your life. Haha" -Scott jorgensen, isn't dead.
"Yo momma's teeth are so yellow.... When she yawns, traffic just slows down." -Amir Sadollah
"I use to work at a carwash so I know how far a good tip goes..however, my 1st job I was a janitor..beat that! #truestory" -Brendan Schaub
"@RamseyNijem I swear if u r teaching other guys to strip and I'm not there so help me gawd I'll fly the f-word out there and ruin sundance" -Justin Edwards
"Greg Jackson confirmed today he will be in my corner for UFC 145" -Jon Jones
"Last year at the fighters summit Dana told everybody he wanted to keep us all busy...." -Jason High
"Huge thanks to all the fans who have supported me after the Fuel broadcast, looks like I will be doing the Live Fox shows now, power of fans" -Brian Stann
"Mac Danzig would be proud, I went to whole foods and yoga in the same day. And yet somehow I don't smoke weed." -Forrest Griffin
"I'm thinking Tom lawer would probably be the best UFC fighter to go thrift store shopping with" -Forrest Griffin
LORENZO FERTITTA VS. BOB ARUM
"Bob arum said #ilovetheufc! He'll feezes over" -Lorenzo Fertitta
"Just to clarify the $ for the ali gloves was for the RUVO brain institute a charity that will benefit society and fighters forever!" -Lorenzo Fertitta, who paid 1.5 million dollars to get Ali gloves, help charity, and make Arum say that he loves the UFC.
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason.
DANA WHITE VS. FLOYD MAYWEATHER
"See the clip everyone is talking about - Dana White calls out Floyd Mayweather as a racist" -UFC
RAMPAGE JACKSON VS. JOE ROGAN
"I'm the 1 fighting n front of millions,I have the right 2 get mad if someone is dogging my style,non fighters won't understand. 2da lamefans" -Quinton Jackson, if you saw the videos, their "beef" also extended through twitter.
"For the record I love @Rampage4real, regardless of what he said. He's a sensitive guy with the toughest job in the world." -Joe Rogan
TIM SYLVIA VS. CHEICK KONGO
"@iamcheickkongo u should fight me to see if your ready to fight for the belt. I think it would be a awesome fight 2 stand up guys." -Tim Sylvia, who is campaigning to get another shot with the UFC.
"@timsylviamma If you say so ... I am in the UFC , still . Where u at Tim ? @ufc" -Cheick Kongo
CHANDELLA POWELL VS. PORN
"When you are young, you often don't realize that your actions have consequences. I made a bad decision about ten years ago, but you learn from these moments. There is nothing I can do to change the past, and believe me, if I could, I would. That decision doesn't represent who I am today. All I can do now is put the past behind me and move forward. I am sorry to disappoint any of my fans and my family at Zuffa. I love you guys :)" -Chandella Powell
TWICTURES
"Rampage on the Rampage! Special UFC 144 poster" -UFC, this special edition poster is already sold out though.
"Champions hill! #sf#sprints ... Just finished last hard day of sparring now it's fight time!! " -Jake Shields, posing with Gilbert Melendez, and a retired fighter.
"Your #UFC145 headliners. April 21st seems so far away." -UFC
"The huge feature in todays Nikkan Sports on UFC 144" -Dan Herbertson
"RT @LauraPrepon: At inside MMA with @forrestgriffin. I recently found out that she's my sister" -Forrest Griffin
"Me and the tallest man of Holland, funny to look up to someone now ;)" -Alistair Overeem
"Got my head shaved last night. Thought I'd take a page out of @AliDominance.☻ What's the word for May?" -Roger Huerta
TWIDEOS
"petit message pour mes fans francophones en direct de TOKYO" -Cheick Kongo, I don't understand French, but maybe someone does, so here you go:
"Best part about compiling a list of my favorite fights in Japan is rewatching them. Have you seen Uno vs. Hansen?" -Josh Gross
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Jake Shields makes everything look so awkward
That group photo reminds me of this:
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
True, “awkward” is a very good description of how he looks (and acts).
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
Classic BE right there.
Reading through the comments makes me wonder what happened to mythbuster??
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Feb 22, 2012 7:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Jake Shields creeps me the hell out
He’s like that weird guy in the office that is starved for acceptance from everybody.
"Your majesty, Lord Cro Cop" - Pat Barry
greatest picture ever!
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Feb 22, 2012 11:04 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
That Rampage poster would look so much better without that huge ufc logo behind him.
Be a man, not a child-Phil Anselmo
by ANance on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Kongo said
short message to my fans speaking live from Tokyo
Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for
That part I understood.. but what does he say in the video?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
I can't google translate that much
Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 22, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
Aha. Well, maybe someone with better French can help us out. Probably nothing too interesting though.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
There you go
Kongo
"Well here I am at the Hilton Hotel of Tokyo. I just finished my breakfast so didn’t have the chance to show you what I had. You’ll have the chance to see them all with photos that I took. Thanks to all, good luck and see you guys later."
by NiN505 on Feb 22, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Haha, thanks! Just like suspected, not very interesting. :P
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
“Bob arum said #ilovetheufc! He’ll feezes over” -Lorenzo Fertitta
Mark this under “Greatest Moments in MMA History”
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
Dia2iLL.com is up AND RUNNING!!!
Also mark under "learn how to spell"
I never knew hell had an apostrophe in it.
Jon Bones Jones is the Greatest MMA fighter to ever grace the sport.
Big Nog for Life
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Feb 22, 2012 10:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Autocorrect from iPhone, I'm sure.
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 22, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
no.. ring girls?
http://gifs.gifbin.com/seymour.gif
Now I've switched signature to this one.
by the guy with the big nose on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM EST reply actions
Now I've switched signature to this one.
by the guy with the big nose on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
COME ON!
Why do you have to post a .gif from the saddest Futurama ever?
by TMadeBurner on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Right? Now the song is stuck in my head.
“Iiiiiiiif iiiiit taaaaaakes foreveeeer, Iiiii Wiiiill waaaaait for youuuu…”
Goddammit, I just made myself sadder now.
by The Hamburger Pimp on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'll help:
I’m walkin in sunshine, whooooaaa OhhhhHHH!
"Never say anything that doesn't improve on silence." -Richard Yates
Proud Member of "The Voices In Paul Harris' Head." The handsomest cyber-team on the inter webs.
by POW on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Dude! Why you gotta bring Seymour into this?!
Aww man, that episode STILL makes me sad.
by The Hamburger Pimp on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
:’(
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
Damn you
Damn you to hell for this.
aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hey
don’t blame me, It’s a sad wednesday without natasha :(
Now I've switched signature to this one.
by the guy with the big nose on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
But you can have a 50/50 porn remake
Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
War Machine's post-prison bitch!
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
no ring girls
because they were all too busy having their nude photos leaked.
by Ikuhisa Quinoa on Feb 22, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Arianny felt left out.. so what did she do? Well, it involves her balcony, and no clothes. link
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Probably did it on purpose to counter Brittney's PB spread
I want a sandwich now.
Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
Daniel James Miller Foundation - Please donate, every penny helps.
by menckenstein on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, no doubt, and Chandella’s resurfaced porn.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
the only spreading anyone did was by Chandella.
hai-yooooooooooooo
by Ikuhisa Quinoa on Feb 22, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, damn
she has negative ass.
When I'm on the mic it goes down, CINTRON
-Joell Ortiz
by The Lethal Haze on Feb 22, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, she is severely lacking curves. Except where the plastic is
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I just dont understand how she can have no ass at all
If she got breast implants she might as well get em for the ass too. Look at what it has done for Kim Kardashian.
How much does Shields cut to make welter?
Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
- Mark Twain
I have no idea
I do think he should stay at middle-weight though… he could wreck shit up in that division.
Yeah. Shields has looked really bad since moving down.
Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
- Mark Twain
by TheLastEmpress on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
He gasses a lot
and the division is full of wrestle-boxers. The style match ups are horrible for him.
LOL
for the first time, I 100% agree with Dana.
shut the fuck up and fight pacman already you racist fuck.
Matt "The Terror" Serra!!!!
Man that was ice cold what Kongo said to Tim, lol telling him he’s in the UFC where’s he at.
by MMA214 on Feb 22, 2012 10:26 AM EST via mobile reply actions
THE TRUTH
……is a mofo and stings the worst.
by Dan A. White on Feb 22, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
What did Tim expect
“Yeah I’ll leave the UFC to fight you washed up nobody. Just promise you don’t poop on me.”
Please donate what you can to the Daniel James Miller Foundation.
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Earl Montclair (Captain), Me, KJ_ZametovStPierre, AboveThisFire, RobertCowan, sunyue, Farthammer, trice, DirtyML, Rutager, and mountaineers101
by halitosis on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Mon Francais, c'est terrible.
I’ll recruit my mom to translate later.
Conductor of the Trainyard Sleepers! WHOO WHOOOOOO!
by Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist on Feb 22, 2012 10:28 AM EST via mobile reply actions
C'est assez simple, so not much substance here.
Kongo
"Well here I am at the Hilton Hotel of Tokyo. I just finished my breakfast so didn’t have the chance to show you what I had. You’ll have the chance to see them all with photos that I took. Thanks to all, good luck and see you guys later."
“We find ourselves at the Tokyo Hilton; I just finished my breakfast, I didn’t get a chance to show you what there was but you can take advantage (‘profit’) of what was on my plate, there are many pictures”
The end bit about the breakfast plate and the pictures doesn’t really make much sense to me, and it could be “bring on the photos” at the end rather then there are many pictures.
Anyway, give me some good Quebecois anyday.
where im from, the traffic...
speeds up, when the lights turn yellow.
The REEM
Is not 6’5". I met him at CES in Vegas at the Qualcomm booth. I’m 6’4" on a good day and I’d put him at about 6’3".
werdum is 6'4 and was clearly taller.
"Many have the will to win. Few have to will to prepare to win."
" A black belt only covers 2 inches of your ass. The rest is up to you." - Royce Gracie
"Wanderlei eventually got to his feet and stalked Fujita like a Japanese octopus in an all-female prison." - Sean Baby Cracked.com
by the-gentle-way on Feb 22, 2012 11:06 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
They look about the same to me
Neither one is wearing any shoes here by the way.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Werdum has about a half an inch, maybe an inch. He’s legitimately 6’4, so that puts Overeem somewhere between 6’3 and 6’4.
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"By doubting we come to inquiry and by inquiry we perceive the truth." -- Abelard
by Patrick Wyman on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe.. 6’5 looks so much prettier on paper though
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know
Their eyes line up about the same. If anything, Reem’s eyes are a little higher. From there up, it’s about the same. Werdum actually has a big head, compared to Reem.
If we’ve learned anything from that picture, it’s that the ring girl on the far right is cute, and the guy behind her just released a wicked fart.
Why are we analyzing this again?
They look VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL to me.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think the fact Overeems head comes to a point at the top is what puts him at 6'5
Hes probably just a bit over 6’4 and they just rounded it up.
damn.
donna from that 70’s show looking all kinds of hot.
gross.
"is my penis really small, or are my thighs just really big?"
by lukustra on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
*uppercut*
Don’t speak ill of Hot Donna again!
by The Hamburger Pimp on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Never found her very attractive, too manish.. Jackie is where it’s at! Oh, and Eric’s sister (the first version).
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yea but Donna was always that really cool chick that you could bring with your friends, cuddled, looked bangin in a dress and probably was crazy in bed while nibbling on your shoulder on those moonlit nights………………………don’t judge me.
Me > Ben Henderson
@KrimsonTVN
Dia2iLL.com is up AND RUNNING!!!
Well, that’s probably true, better girlfriend material.. I just found her to be the most boring character on the show
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
I believe it was 1.1mil no?
“Just to clarify the $ for the ali gloves was for the RUVO brain institute a charity that will benefit society and fighters forever!” -Lorenzo Fertitta, who paid 1.5 million dollars to get Ali gloves, help charity, and make Arum say that he loves the UFC.
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"What if Lin was a Water Polo star?"
"I would dress as a seahorse and let him ride me until his thighs are bleeding" - nywins46
by Cory Braiterman on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM EST reply actions
speaking of reem..wasnt he in court yesterday?
Whimmy wham wham wozzle
by gxc on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
YES...we are due an update!
Probably an extension or request for another date, but still…inquiring minds want to know!
Pat Barry/Mirk Cro Cop grappling session was very cool to see
https://twitter.com/#!/HypeOrDie/status/172125246198001665
dana calls out (oh what a tough guy), feck off not like the bald fells is the first one to say this about foyd.this idiot is so pc when calling journos homosexuals and bitchs and making fun of russians or when one of his fighters calls brazilians dumb savages who think buses are a type of animal. two hype men who should be ignored
what the hell did you just say?
THE BUS FEEDERS ARE COMING TO GET YOU BITCHES WITH T.C. ENGEL LEADING OUR TEAM TO VICTORY!!! WAR BUS FEEDERS!!!!
Donate To The Daniel James Miller Fund
by benten20 on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
huh?
NORTHERN ENGLISH MUTHERFUKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 22, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
8/12 of you wouldn't understand it anyway
When you saw only one set of footprints, it was Herb Dean who carried you -- Mike Fagan
by hardlyworking on Feb 22, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
or 80% for those of you outside of the north of England
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 22, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
wat
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Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at http://www.headkicklegend.com
"What if Lin was a Water Polo star?"
"I would dress as a seahorse and let him ride me until his thighs are bleeding" - nywins46
by Cory Braiterman on Feb 22, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm reading the second book now. Tyrion is my favorate character.
by J_Maddux on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
for those of you who got an hour and a half
here is a documentary examining the secretive world of bare-knuckle boxing among Ireland’s travellers [gypsies] i hope http://www.rte.ie/player/#!v=1136736 .
Parlie vou Francie? Un Petite let me take a crack ( I used to work near a Frenchman)
etit message pour mes fans francophones en direct de TOKYO
This message for my fans France on the way to Tokyo
didn’t bother with the rest
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM EST reply actions
Parlez vous Français? Un petit peu.*
Not being a dick you’re traduction wasn’t bad. Just thought I’d let you know.
BECW season 2 member of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team.
NORTHERN ENGLISH, MUTHERFUKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Draft number: 72.
by Sweet Scientist on Feb 22, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
I can count to four and I know how to say horse and horses, and white or wheat
and that is the extend of my France
even thou I’m like 1/8th or 16th French.
oh yeah and illne a patiqua which I think is “but of course”
it was a creperie I worked
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
No problem, dude. Wasn't calling you out or anything.
I think you mean Il n’y a pas de quoi, which means litterally: There’s nothing (to thank me for) so an equivalent of but of course, which would translate to mais bien sûr.
BECW season 2 member of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team.
NORTHERN ENGLISH, MUTHERFUKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Draft number: 72.
by Sweet Scientist on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
French has an eloquence about it
every now and then the old guy would use a big English word in the context of it’s secondary or b/c/d meaning and I would go oooh saucy
♥
yeah Il n’y a pas de quoi is correct, I was spelling it phonetikally
¬_¬
by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ on Feb 23, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Kongo tweet:
“Small message live from Tokyo for my french speaking fans.”
BECW season 2 member of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team.
NORTHERN ENGLISH, MUTHERFUKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Draft number: 72.
by Sweet Scientist on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions
Says he’s in the Hilton Hotel, just finished breakfast. Says pictures of said are coming. Thanks the fans.
BECW season 2 member of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team.
NORTHERN ENGLISH, MUTHERFUKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Draft number: 72.
by Sweet Scientist on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
said breakfast*
BECW season 2 member of the Intellegent Northern English Picking Team.
NORTHERN ENGLISH, MUTHERFUKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Draft number: 72.
by Sweet Scientist on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
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