What WWE superstar would each BE writer be?
by Thats It For you! on Feb 20, 2012 12:32 PM EST
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There are many great writers on this site with many different styles opinions and personas. The goal of this post it to link which personal from each staff member to a WWE superstar, or professional "rassler".
I have been a member of this great site for about 3 years, seen folks come and go and got accustom to how each of the staff members write, and more importantly how the commentators or "fans" react to them. Here is the list of the BE staff paired with what WWE entity which best relates to them.
(Disclaimer – this post is strictly for fun and I hope I do not offend any of the staff which would lead to my demise via ban hammer)
Kid Nate:
He is the creator and rules win an Iron fist. I was tempted to put in Johnny Ace but Nate's power is too absolute.
Brent Brookhouse:
2nd in command , heir to the throne and can still deliver in ring.
Matt Bishop:
The voice of BE and always plugs sponsors on cue.
Tim Burke:
One of the best workers on the roster and comes off as crazy.
KJ Gould:
A grappling guru well versed in submissions who has worked his way up through the ranks to the big times.
Leland Roling:
He is able to deliver in the ring with technique and knows how to work the crowd with controversy.
Dallas Winston:
The most bizarre member of the roster. (who is fantastic)
Matt Roth:
Nobody gets more heat on BE than Roth, so its only fitting he is linked to the biggest heel in the WWE.
The FanPosts are solely the subjective opinions of Bloody Elbow readers and do not necessarily reflect the views of Bloody Elbow editors or staff.
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The sympathetic comedy character
If that’s not me, then I don’t even know. I’m no longer a heel.
by Matthew Roth on Feb 20, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
You’ve got X-Pac heat homie.
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
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by Tim Burke on Feb 20, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Roth is the Brooklyn Brawler.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
He is...
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
My twitter: @TB_Money
You guys are dicks.
I’m at least as good as
GLACIER!!!!
by Matthew Roth on Feb 20, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. You are Mortis.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
WHO BETTER THAN CABBAGE?!
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
EVERYBODY!
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
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I remember that guy.
Too bad he couldn’t shoot frost blasts at his enemies like sub- zero…
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 20, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
It's also bad that he couldn't wrestle either
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BAHAHA this is great.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 20, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
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by Highlight on Feb 20, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I call Rick Rude
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by Thats It For you! on Feb 20, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
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by MicahtheCynic on Feb 20, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
God, I loved Lance Storm.
Great match w/ Jericho at One Night Stand.
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It must be a delightful city and possess all the attractions of the next world" - Oscar Wylde
by SanFranpsycho on Feb 20, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
i cant see who dallas is its not coming up who is he?
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by benten20 on Feb 20, 2012 12:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Goldust.
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
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that....is perfect
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by benten20 on Feb 20, 2012 12:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
surprisingly I see how it all fits together
somewhere Luke Thomas Beard twitched in agony
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If Bishop is Cole, then Hemminger is:
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions
Shucky ducky quack quack = Wicky wild, wicky wicky wild.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Also, our esteemed moderators?
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 1:09 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Well played
Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for
by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 20, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Bullshit
If anything, I’m Sabu. I show up randomly, use ridiculous amounts of weaponry (gifs), technically sound almost never, but dammit I know how to clear out a fucking ring…err…post.
aimed at the crotch...
by Damon O. on Feb 20, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Right to censor, worlds most diabolical cockblocks and killjoys.
"UFC is so gay, pride is awesome!"
by Hendo_One-Shot on Feb 20, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Front page this shit.
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I better get Johnny Ace.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
alternative for Brent
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 20, 2012 1:30 PM EST reply actions
Mike Fagan: Had a major falling out with the higher-ups, makes shoots on Twitter to speak out against BE.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Holy shit, this is golden.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Feb 20, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Snowden is The Rock
Left BE for greener pastures. Still comes around to plug his ventures…?
Police have mounted a Phuket-wide hunt
Dude, he's clearly Vince Russo
Watch BR wither and die.
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Not sure if that works, considering the fate of MMA Nation, which is playing the role of the WWF/E here.
And Vince Russo needs to be someone that Mike Fagan hates with a bitter passion, since he’s Jim Cornette and everything. lol
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Feb 20, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
MMA Nation merging with MMA Fighting is WWWF becoming WWF
Buying up the regionals and becoming an international monster.
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Alright, I dig it. If Snowden is Russo, I’m Kevin Nash or Scott Hall.
Nash, the iffy worker that gets in with the right stable, makes money. I’d have no qualms with the comparison. lol
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Would have been great with the names of the wrestling stars for those of us who don’t follow it, and maybe some further explanation. I only recognize Vince McMahon :(
But I guess it’s more aimed towards WWE fans, so maybe the jokes on us.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Yep, thay seem to have fun but other than McMahon I have no idea who the hell these people are.
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NORTHERN ENGLISH, MUTHERFUKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Draft number: 72.
by Sweet Scientist on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
they*
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NORTHERN ENGLISH, MUTHERFUKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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by Sweet Scientist on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah..
The only one I got so far was Golddust. My Prowrestling died at the age of 12
Firm supporter of performance enhancing facial hair - see Fitch v. Hendricks.
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by Fistbeard on Feb 20, 2012 7:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I can’t imagine that even knowing who many of the others are would help if you don’t follow wrestling at all. The Brookhouse one is HHH, who you may be familar with. Leland’s is frequent VH1 talking head Chris Jericho.
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by Fraser Coffeen on Feb 20, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Bishop is Michael Cole – Pretty much WWE’s Mike Goldberg except more annoying
Burke is R-Truth – He is very athletic and goes on nonsensical rants
KJ is Bryan Danielson – A guy that came up from the independent scene and a lot of his moves are submissions
Dallas is goldust – A very bizarre individual (as you can see by the picture)
Roth is Vicky Guerrero, a woman with a very annoying voice that everyone seems to hate
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Cool, thanks!
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 20, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Had to go check out Goldust on youtube, looks like a pretty damn awesome character from what little I’ve seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1hK-oxxiE8
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 20, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
He’s fun. Also a fun little fact if you’re an old school wrasslin- fan – he’s actually legitimately the son of Dusty Rhodes.
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by Fraser Coffeen on Feb 20, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
and this
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 20, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Who gets to be these folks?
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions
You and Fagan resemble Bubba Ray and Spike quite strikingly. And Burke is a dead-ringer for D’Von obviously.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Better fit
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
My twitter: @TB_Money
Best fit.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
BANNED! : )
"I don't know where this term "training camp" in MMA came from. There's no campground. There's no tents." - Nick Diaz
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The bigger issue here is who would be Rico?
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
psychoblack, S.C. Michaelson, AfroSamurai, and rampage01
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:57 PM EST reply actions
psychoblack, S.C. Michaelson, AfroSamurai, and rampage01
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
mmaintellegence
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
nottheface aka John Nash aka
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Feb 20, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Forrest Lynn
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Feb 20, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Dude it's a compliment
La Parka was the shit back in the day.
Christ you guys are lame.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Feb 20, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Be a star, Lowell.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Speaking of Lowellthehammer
A writer looking for a new home.
Part of Team Luke Thomas' Beard (LTB)
The 209: Where we don't fight unless there's five guys on one, run away from the media, cry like babies when we lose decisions, and get finished by convicted sex offenders.
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by MicahtheCynic on Feb 20, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Believable as a self portrait based on your user photo.
If you want beef then bring the ruckus.
by lowellthehammer on Feb 20, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I’d ask who pissed in your cheerios, but I know his name is Carlos Condit.
A writer looking for a new home.
Part of Team Luke Thomas' Beard (LTB)
The 209: Where we don't fight unless there's five guys on one, run away from the media, cry like babies when we lose decisions, and get finished by convicted sex offenders.
Follow @TheCynicsCorner
by MicahtheCynic on Feb 20, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Me
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions
No, since you are at Gal's Guide you are more like this
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by IRodC on Feb 20, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FROM PLANET STASIAK!
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
I am laughing out loud reading these comments.
You guys are funny.
Bertha.
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I'm at Gal's Guide to MMA!
Ben Saunders and Josh Samman would make this epic tag team.
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by mountaineers101 on Feb 20, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions
Cena
We’re missing him…and Ziggler. Also, I’d like to think Snowden would be Punk. Most of what he says causes some sort of controversy.
I make a cooking show on YouTube
Snowden also gets the biggest amount of hate, thus:
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by MicahtheCynic on Feb 20, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
Gregory Helms
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Feb 20, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
All these guys made it to the WWE though. I went with Teddy Hart because he has potential, but his big mouth and lack of work has got him fired from everywhere.
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I know, Teddy Hart is a good one. I went with Helms because he’s an underachiever and the substance abuse.
That, and it’s funny picturing Subo as the Hurricane.
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by Kaleb Kelchner on Feb 20, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Undertaker?
think about it, Subo never stays banned, Undertaker never stays dead….
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This is so good it hurts. Bravo gentlemen.
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TOO
Many LOLz in this thread. Good show!
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by xFenixKnightx on Feb 20, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Mobile rec to everything about this post and comment section.
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by Chris Hall on Feb 20, 2012 3:57 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Absolutely not.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 20, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
There's something wrong with you
Pat Barry made a wrestle - some schmuk in texas
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by Chris Hall on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pro wrestling fans- you absolutely suck, etc
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It’s odd that Chael’s shtick doesn’t bug me even though I hate pro wrestling.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
It doesn't bug me,
and sometimes it’s entertaining. But I do think that his mouth gets him opportunities that he doesn’t always objectively earn.
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 21, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
His last post-fight "interview" was horrible though.
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Yeah, it fell way flat for me.
He should’ve had a back- up speech, in the event that he didn’t blow the doors off of Bisping. Because he barely squeaks past Mike, and then talks like he’s the baddest motherfucker on the planet, and i’m just thinking… “Yeah right. Not after that performance you aren’t.”
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty much. It's one thing to shock everyone against the #1 P4P fighter in the world,
it’s another to barely get by a questionable top 10 MW you were supposed to dominate.
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
Bisping got the better end of the deal IMO by not having to fight Spider.
Might as well sharpen his skills up some more and hope for age to finally catch up with Anderson before fighting him.
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by Zachary Kater on Feb 22, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Fighting for the title would've made Bisping's career, though.
Because I honestly don’t think he ever WILL be the champ.
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by ElliotMatheny on Feb 22, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
It's kind of funny how Sonnen rejuvenated his career with a loss
and now Bisping’s done the same. He definitely came out looking better than Sonnen did. I can’t say I agree that not getting a title shot was better for him. It’d be a huge moment for him and a devastating loss to Silva wouldn’t set him, or pretty much any MW other than Sonnen, back.
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Burke is certainly explosive and athletic.
but when did Adam Lambert join WWE?
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by Victor Rodriguez on Feb 20, 2012 4:21 PM EST reply actions
So glad nobody’s gone with the “Thapa is [deaf wrestler]” idea.
I don’t even know if there’s ever been a deaf wrestler or someone who uses something like it as a shtick.
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by Thats It For you! on Feb 20, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
I was gonna go with Triple H
Because his promos are so long you have to divide them in 5 parts to make any sense of em.
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by IRodC on Feb 20, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
All you guys are idiots
Fagan is Bret Hart
Mike Rome is Shawn Michaels (5-star matches/articles)
Nick Thomas is Dean Malenko
Roth is The Miz
And I’m Stone Cold.
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by Anthony Pace on Feb 20, 2012 6:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Pretty clear who you are - the middle one
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im just glad you didnt post a pick of Otunga
Harvard can eat a dick
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by Anthony Pace on Feb 21, 2012 7:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bret Hart was the greatest technical wrestler I ever saw.
His hour-long match with Shawn Michaels is still my favorite match of all time.
I stopped watching when I turned 14. Judging by these photos, I picked a good time to get out.
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by Forbidden Psychological Technology on Feb 21, 2012 12:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
brett hart screwed brett hart
HBK is the greatest performer of all time
I'm being honest about this smoking weed separated me from the holy spirit... It came between me and Jesus. - Diego Sanchez
While I don't necessarily agree, I can see how to make that argument.
His ladder matches against Razor Ramon were epic.
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by Forbidden Psychological Technology on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I love this whole thing.
The Billy and Chuck reference was enough to make me legitimately laugh out loud
by Sonnens Political Adviser on Feb 20, 2012 7:55 PM EST reply actions
I'll just leave this
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who are me, Chris90210 and BV???
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by II SMASH II on Feb 20, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Kwee Wee
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by IRodC on Feb 21, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wha?????
I don’t like this game anymore….
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bizarre? Really?
I’m a little surprised that’s my consensus description. I don’t see it.
"I'm gonna go inside and get a shovel."
by Dallas Winston on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM EST reply actions
P.S. Just kidding
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by Dallas Winston on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
V funny posts. Good way of circumventing the 'no personal insults' ban.
I kinda had this bad mental image if most of the commenters here b4 that unveiling of faces thread a little back
Whenever Cheick Kongo makes his entrance, that superman comparison makes my day...
Then you found out
we are as attractive as Jake Shields
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 24, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Is that better or worse?
Whenever Cheick Kongo makes his entrance, that superman comparison makes my day...
Depends
It is 80% better in the North of England
LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!
by Andy Anderson on Feb 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
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