Dereck Chisora Brawls With And Threatens To Kill David Haye At Chisora Vs. Klitschko Post-Fight Presser
by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 18, 2012 11:00 PM EST
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Even more from today's Dereck Chisora vs. Vitali Klitschko event, as at the post-fight press conference Chisora got into a brawl with David Haye. Chisora dropped a clear but hard fought decision to Klitschko, becoming only the fourth man to make it to the scorecards against the champion.
Much had been made in the build up of Chisora's statements that he "wouldn't back down" like Haye had when he fought Vitali's brother Wladimir. The tension between Chisora and Haye boiled over after the fight as described through these multiple tweets from SI's Chris Mannix's Twitter:
Wladimir Klitschko is yelling at both Chisora and David Haye at the press conference. This is awesome.
Bernd Boente to David Haye: "You're out. You can't talk yourself into this fight."
Chisora and Haye are now yelling at each other. Incredible
Chisora yelling "how's your toe" over and over. Now he's rushing Haye. they are brawling
Still brawling. Haye threw the first punch.,
Chisora: "I'm going to shoot you. I'm going to physically shoot David Haye."
Chisora claiming Haye hit him with a bottle. Vince McMahon couldn't make this shit up.
Wladimir is standing on a chair laughing. Gives me two thumbs up. He's loving this.
Chisora: "If David doesn't fight me, I'm going to find him on the street and kill him. I'll burn him."
Adam Booth is beeding from a cut on his skull. Chisora telling him, "look in my eyes, I'm going to kill your fighter."
I'm told that the police are waiting for Chisora outside. Don't know who called them, but they are here for them.
It's insanity of the highest degree and I'm curious what is going to come of this brawl, the police involvement and Chisora's multiple...I guess you have to call them death threats.
To be clear, Chisora is a bad guy and a bit of a loose cannon. He's assaulted a police officer in the past, picked up an assault charge for attacking his girlfriend, as well as possession of a weapon and has a history peppered with run-ins with the law. That's not to say that he's "actually" going to shoot Haye, but it may add some gravity to the statements and have driven the police intervention.
Wladimir enjoying two of his most hated rivals getting into it is pretty hilarious though.
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Wladimir is standing on a chair laughing. Gives me two thumbs up. He’s loving this.
I really hope someone got art for this.
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by Derek Suboticki on Feb 18, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i hope it's as great as i imagine
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
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Boy you think you're clever don't you, girl you think you're so smart
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Here is a video though for anyone missed it :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhxxfp4hYAc
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by SheepleBuster on Feb 18, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i want to watch this!
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 18, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
thank you for this epicness
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please please please
i was dying laughing at twitter recount
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I posted it above. There are other copies on YouTube too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhxxfp4hYAc
Hard to see the whole thing but it was drama alright :)
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by SheepleBuster on Feb 18, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone know if this is on YouTube?
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I am prepared to follow this story with great interest.
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by pdl on Feb 18, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
yessir!
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I have more at the ready!
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is embarrassing
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by Derek Suboticki on Feb 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
YOU SHALL NOT PREVENT THE POPCORN
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget about Scarlett.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Director: Let’s try that again, only this time, twack your boob in a completely unnatural way.
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by Derek Suboticki on Feb 18, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
How would you know anything about boobs?
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by Chris Hall on Feb 18, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
moobs sort of count
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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She was in Eight legged freaks?
I’ve not seen that movie in years.
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions
I covered this fight because I had a “feeling” that there’d be something entertaining. I kind of thought that might be Chisoa getting DQ’ed and then a big post fight brawl. But instead it was just a good fight and now insanity after the fight.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 18, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
entertaining
but also sad that this is the most ive been entertained in a HW related boxing bout in a while
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lolz
@boxingtruth Yea Chisora got arrested, threaten to shoot Haye
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions
Klitschko must be all like, and quoting from one of the greatest thinkers from our time,
“It’s whatever.”
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
his face was more like
from what I’ve read. Can’t wait for the vidya
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
chirosa's fauxhawk....
looks like that of redguards in skyrim, just sayin.
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by Brent Brookhouse on Feb 18, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
pic no workie
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
noob here...
i didnt add any text, is that why it fucked up ?
beats me. what's the url for the pic
perhaps that is whats f’d
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
i see.....
but it worked fine in the preview, that is why i went ahead. 
by carmine99 on Feb 18, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
that worked. you must've typo'd something
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
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by ElliotMatheny on Feb 19, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions
Dereck! DereckChisora! Hey, get some fans on the Chisora train!
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Shit, DUDE!
It is REALLY well taken. All artsy and shit.
You seriously couldn’t stage it any better.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
That "artsy" part
Is glass flying around
Be careful, my opponents - Junior "Cigano" dos Santos
and liquid
but yea
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
well done sir
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
how long before the vid on youtube ?
its got most viewed written all over it.
It's already up
someone posted it on BadLeftHook
What was Haye doing there anyway? Just watching the fights?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
one of the tv stations
had him doing post fight commentary
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, okay
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 18, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Box Nation
Haye was part of a 3 man commentary pre and post fight. He spent part of his post fight commentary campaigning to fight Vitali saying the contract is basically done and he wouldnt mind fighting Chisora.
by milliondollardreams on Feb 18, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Cool, thanks. That was not included on my broadcast so I didn’t see any of it.
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 18, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
these dudes look determined to bury the “not all UK fighters are pricks” argument that you hear every time bisping fights.
TC Engel takes offense to that
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by T.C. Engel on Feb 18, 2012 11:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like a pretty good way to kick-start hype for a Haye – Chisora fight, if that were to happen. It pretty much has to, doesn’t it..
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 18, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot for a moment that there’s substantial heat between Wladimir and Haye too, that might get in the way. Ah well. Either one of those fights would be pretty cool.
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 18, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Damn it, meant to write Wladimir and Chisora of course, not Haye.
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 18, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
The klitschko's matchmaking is hilarious
I wonder if any strikeforce matchmakers can work for their management company. Vitali beats Chisora but Chisora is spitting in Wladimir’s face. Post fight Wlad is posturing to fight Chisora in the ring still sour about the water spat. Vitali’s post fight interview he has no problem fighting Haye who lost to Wladimir already.Then post fight press conference Chisora and Haye get into it. Fighting the Klitschkos is a mess haha
by milliondollardreams on Feb 18, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
not a whole lot of UK fighters are known....
here in the states, atleast not to boxing casuals like me. ricky hatton is a good guy tho.
Most of the Brits in the UFC seem like alright enough chaps.. it’s mostly Bisping (and to some extent Hardy) that seems to annoy everyone
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 18, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
no kidding
pearson, etim, hathaway all seem like chill dudes.
Yeah, definitely.
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by Horselover Fat on Feb 18, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hardy has been pretty cool lately
He had the asshole beat out of him I think.
I thought Lay N Pray was a stupid insult until I watched Tyron Woodley fight.
Thats some top contenders there
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Wladimir is standing on a chair laughing. Gives me two thumbs up. He’s loving this.
This is too much awesome. There has to be a video, somewhere.
Go big red!
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by Rob Young on Feb 18, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Someone had to do it.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
fabulous
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
looool at this
Nice one Cory
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What are the chances that Zuffa will eventually get into boxing promotion and try to become the one major storehouse of talent? Having all these different organizations with five pound increments between weight classes is kind of a mess. Do a boxing promotion with the UFC as a model? Might be worth a shot.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine if this happened in MMA.
Fuck you, double fingers
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
GODDAMNIT WHERE IS THE VIDYA OF CHISORA BRAWLING
ITS BEEN HOURS THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions
atleast we have this......
at mania they are getting off at rachelle leah pics.
link, please
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Just for the pics.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Meh, the pics aren't even that good.
Even there Mania finds a way to disappoint…
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
you should've stopped by....
after nick popped positive for MJ, swear one of those articles had more than 100 R rated pics/gifs, some dude was bitching how he is at work, and how much mania guys suck for posting NSFW stuff in a MMA blog for no reason.
that guy got banned for whatever it's worth
the one posting the random pics that is
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
aww wooly got banned ?
he went at it pretty hard, i guess he set a record and paid the final price.
?
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
yes it's been posted like 5 times already lol
thanks tho
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Tyson Approves of this Conference.
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by Guillermo Ponce on Feb 18, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions
winning!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWQs8nMsZNg
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by thunderdownunder on Feb 18, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
The press conference^
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by thunderdownunder on Feb 18, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
enough about klitschkos, some good boxing is starting on showtime right now.
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by MelE5150 on Feb 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
YUS!!!
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
he glassed me?
does that mean disrespect?
Or he used some glass on him?
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by Guillermo Ponce on Feb 18, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions
Rewind to the first punch
you can clearly hear the glass bottle breaking on Chisora’s jaw/face/etc
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
after watching that
it seems to me that haye is the one who the cops should be talking to.
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by Johnathan Willis on Feb 18, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions
yep he was the ariel helwani of the night.
by carmine99 on Feb 18, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
I haven’t seen Helwani swing at anyone yet
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
much less
swing a bottle and a mic stand at someone
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by Johnathan Willis on Feb 18, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yea I was all set to blame it on the insanity that is Chisora
That’s clearly Haye’s fault. Assault with a weapon imo
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
assault with a deadly weapon
in the united states at least
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by Johnathan Willis on Feb 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Getting serious for a moment: Problem is that Chisora has a hell of a lot of gravitas.
His presence alone took command of the whole thing, and some folk will get confused as of who the true instigator was.
For everything Chisora said, he wasn’t the one waving a glass bottle.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Of course..
..Chisora is the one who instigated by his threatening behaviour. He crossed the whole room with the direct intention of getting right in Haye’s face. Man’s got history.
David just ‘self-defenced’ himself. [Props to streetcrimeuk for that fantastic new verb.]
“He glassed me!”
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Boxing. LOL
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 18, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
legit lol'd
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Watch them as they dance on my strings, mwhaahahahahah!
Forget this striking shit, let's hug each other!
Being called a ‘Bitch’ and a ‘Pussy’ with an english accent is somehow not that harsh
I blew Richard Speck! I shot JFK! Who wants to be famous?!
Yeah.
Dereck has a lovely accent, and I ain’t kidding.
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by Unabomberman on Feb 18, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
These guys make most MMA fighters look like hard working gym rats who basically don't bare a grudge and are just fighting for the prizemoney and the competition
Is this what happens when a sport is flooded with money? I don’t know much about boxing, how much are the two guys who brawled making per fight? More money, larger entourage, more pressure to look good and be the big man?
i dunno, i think it’s because in the ufc if you pull antics like this you get paul daley’d
in boxing it’s rewarded
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by Johnathan Willis on Feb 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
and we're the ones people say that isn't a sport
pfffft
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Whether it's an act or not I don't see many mma fighters letting things go to their head though
Maybe I’m just a poor judge of character, I don’t really see any of them sitting around at press conferences simmering and ready to explode.
Well it's not like most of the fighters work for one big organisation like in MMA, who have the power to punish fighters-there's plenty willing to saction a fight in boxing
Forget this striking shit, let's hug each other!
nah, chisora's just a shit talking criminal
and apparently so is haye
so this is the pinnacle of british boxing these days
i’d be ashamed if i cared
happy to have chisora, he makes me laugh
The funniest thing in that video
is the fight went to the ground.
Where is your BJJ now, playboys?
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by Henrique on Feb 18, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
I must've skipped the boxing class where we went over smashing beer bottles on an enemy's face
There's no moral order at all. There's just this: can my violence conquer yours?
by ElliotMatheny on Feb 19, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
I love how one guy tries to start a round of applause after Chisoro walks back up to the stage
Quietly leading Cecil Peoples Champs to victory and beyond.
All in the game yo, all in the game
by Our Bovine Public on Feb 18, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
While reading this
What a fiasco, has anyone explained to these gentlemen that threatening to shoot someone is a criminal offense?
Also the slapping and spitting water at Klitchko wasn’t cool IMO, very unsporstmanlike
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
how come haye.....
left the building, and left his manager to deal with his shit ?
I think the unanimous verdict is
Haye’s a bitch
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Does anyone else feel sorry for Adam Booth?
Gets smashed in the back of the head with a camera(looks like by his own fighter), stays behind to confront chisora, who he looks tiny in comparison to and his entourage, and still has the balls to calmly ask him to act like a man, and then slam some home truths on the Klitschko’s manager. Guy with most balls in the room
Forget this striking shit, let's hug each other!
by UK MMA MAN on Feb 18, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
he did get clobbered by his own dude
2:51 of the vid
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by Cory Braiterman on Feb 18, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, you can clearly see Haye grabbing a bottle before Chisora approachs him
That’s weak, man. Shame on Haye.
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Shame
This totally took away from the Nightmare putting a wrap on Eric Molina’s consciousnesses in the first round of their first on the Cloud/Campillo under card.
i already hated haye
now he interrupts the conference to talk shit, glasses chisora and runs
such a coward
i’ve always said he’s a tryhard, it drips from him
It’s funny because Haye would never pull this on Arreola or Seth Mitchell. As a matter of fact, I doubt neither Haye nor Chisora would pull this stuff in the States.
by CollegeDropIn on Feb 18, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
He Glassed Me haha
that video was hilarious
Haye showed his true colors
As for the “Im going to shoot you” stuff, thats not really anything new, James Toney constantly talked about dealing crack and having guns, he threatened Roy Jones with trigger Tai Chi and Bob Arum just billed it as the “UnCivil War”.
Look for Chisora vs Haye coming soon.
Also this was not similar to an american boxing promotion.
Haye wins the fight because he’s the more gifted fighter overall. But he’d still lose to Vitali so it’s a wash in my book. This is how David wants to regain his relevance? Fight David, in the ring, not at a press conference for a fight you weren’t involved in, and with gloves next time not a bottle of Vodka or whatever it was.
by CollegeDropIn on Feb 18, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
So Haye's strategy ...
… if he should face a Klitschko again, would be to bring a bottle?
At least he’d be doing something.
Chisora made it a fight, at least.
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my brother and his expectant girlfriend’s second child be cursed, for making me miss this was
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Sorry about that, accidentally hit post...
making me miss this awesome turn of events, to be at a damn baby shower.
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by Sugel Mendoza on Feb 19, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
david haye fought better at this press conference
than his last fight against wlad
You must defeat me to stand a chance.
Coward
Haye is the true meaning of coward. Before you get offended let me explain with a story. One day Im a work talking to a buddy about ketchup and this little 135 -140 pound kid thats standing close to us in the lunch room says" ketchup is disgusting and garbage" we kind of laugh and say "thanks for your opinion but this was an a b conversation then laughed ignored him, he then says " you think your funny ? Funny like a clown then he laughs. Now im 200 5’10 hit the gym regularly, i’m no0 mma fighter but have been gifted with the type of power in both hads that breaks faces and am a natural wrestler that never was taught, im also 35 , a father of three boys , have a wife, and trying to be a christian and be a good person. Ive come from some bad places. So I blow it off those are fighting words but hes no threat so whatever. After lunch this guy come up to me saying" Jasons says your a bitch says he mouth you off said you where a clown or something said you did nothing" I work in factory 170 employee im pretty furious this will go around shop make me look bad, I say to the guy" that kid is the little bitch I ever met i think he is laughable at best it was a joke to me" Now i go back to work like 3 minintes later this kid is coming up to me in my unit area I dont want to make this any longer so in short he come up in my space and says"you call me a bitch" etc. this goes on for a bit I look at people around me I say to them "you see he is in my space and wont leave right they say yup all witnesses I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? you little bitch" my coworker grabbed me and he left at that point. We get call up to management shortly after, I almost lost my job for doing nothing, kid got suspended from work for 2 weeks. Kid In management offices asked me why hes a bitch said he lipped me of got in my face, I said “a bitch is someone who acts tough to or treats people poorly when there in a place of protection using the fact that I cant lose my job or have police trouble etc. If you where a real man you would wait till after work endanger my safty with witnesses so I have no choice but to defend myself, if you really have beef and want to prove something like your tough that takes balls” kid says after that " if you try anything after work ill call the police on you" kid still doesn’t get it. Haye is the kid in this story talking shit now hes in a place of protection again not fighting gsp and he will never learn. Chisora is me thinking this guy must be mentally delusional or something and don’t even see him a threat more of an annoyance.
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by Sugel Mendoza on Feb 19, 2012 3:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure it's a joke...
Wasn’t there a meme about ketchup and some little kid a few months back?
by funkywanderer on Feb 20, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Here it is...
It’s not the original thread from which the meme was created, but rather a discussion of the meme. And it is almost identical to the post above. Well done Sugel.
by funkywanderer on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Dear Diary, Apparently I won't be needing you anymore...
As I’m going to be venting and updating my awesome stories that everyone cares about to bloodyelbow and then making stupid comparisons to fighters at the end of the story instead.
by tattlerat on Feb 20, 2012 2:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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