Ronda Rousey T-Shirt designs
by fightbot on Feb 16, 2012 2:02 PM EST
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So in anticipation of the most important female fight ever I’ve decided that Ronda needs some t-shirts. Not the weird flaming skulls shit people wear during their entrances, but more toned down shirts. And not those silly sponsors shirts either. Miesha happens to already have a pretty cool Punishment ‘Girls kick ass’ shirt, so Ronda has some catching up to do.
I’m not an artist or designer, I can’t even draw a circle properly. I’ve never designed shirts before, but with a can-do attitude I fashioned up some Ronda Rousey shirts. Hopefully it will get the ball rolling and real artists or designers, or whoever the fuck makes shirts will get an idea for one.
So here are my 7 attempted Ronda shirts:
#1 - Rowdy
#2 - Olympic rings
#3 - Throws like a girl
#4 - Death. Taxes. Rousey by armbar.
#5 - HotRond!
#6 - Real Muthaphuckkin Gi
#7 - Rousey
As you can see I’m a hack and don’t know what I’m doing. LEARN 2 ART! Still though, maybe it’ll prompt someone to make a legit shirt.
If you have any ideas for shirts let me know. And let me know which designs have the most promise.
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Real muthaphucckin gi
Is awesome, and brings me back to my youth. They’re all awesome, but I prefer #s 1,3, and 6. Great stuff man.
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"Oh I can't drink my sake properly that motherf**ker. Ouch sh*t."
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4, 3, 2, 6
Nice.
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1, 2, 3, 4
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4 is awesome
the rest aren’t bad though. the ‘throws like a girl’ one needs to be sold on those websites that peddle bullshit ‘math sucks’ shirts as replacementware.
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Menckenstein:
(noun)
Definition: a traditional doll crafted from the stomach hair of obese, unkempt, typically diabetic men who suck at fighting. This type of doll is commonly crafted in the deep South and seems to be exclusively purchased by fans of the NBA franchise the LA Lakers, who believe the dolls give them the power to be as cool as Celtics fans.
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by menckenstein on Feb 16, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
3, and 4
how much $$$?
I want one and I want to get one for my baby sister (trying to get her into martial arts)
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awesome!
how old is she?
I think I’d buy #4 too, even though I like Miesha a little more (shhh).
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by mollcutpurse on Feb 16, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
I like them both
even though I like Miesha a little more (shhh).
Why can’t they both win?
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1, 3 and 4.
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2 and 4 are awesome
Well done
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by BROCKLESNAR!!!!! on Feb 16, 2012 4:19 PM EST reply actions
3 & 4 are fantastic.
2 is also good, but you can’t use olympic rings if you’re planning on actually printing these. You’ll get a quick cease & desist from the IOC.
by The Hamburger Pimp on Feb 16, 2012 4:44 PM EST reply actions
I don't think Ronda would like the rings anyways..
..after hearing her nearly come to tears on the SRN I’m pretty sure she hates the Olympics
by cokemachinebaby on Feb 18, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
SRN?
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by TheLastEmpress on Feb 18, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
slight tangent
whenever I think about Ronda Rousey (ahem, Honda Housey), I think of this song: girl I’ll house you
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Holy shi--just reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gX6uVFSoUA
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by Unabomberman on Feb 16, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
3, 4, 1
good job, these are really cool
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Hey man I hope you don’t mind but I liked #4 and linked it to Reddit . I should have asked you first; if you want me to take it down I can… but I really like your work!
Where's the Miesha shirts?
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by SmittytheCutman on Feb 16, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions
Almost forgot....well done though, much better than I could have done.
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by SmittytheCutman on Feb 16, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions
3 is perfect. i just don’t know if you’d get in trouble for the one that has the olympic rings. great job overall.
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by Victor Rodriguez on Feb 16, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions
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3 and 4
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I voted for Olympic rings, but several are really great
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by Dave Strummer on Feb 17, 2012 9:44 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Yeah what a bummer
I just carved the design into my flesh with a knife coated in India ink.
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by menckenstein on Feb 17, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
Group cutting party?
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I want one that says “Arrive. Break Arm. Leave.”
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A Ronda Rousey flowchart
Or instructions, like microwave food.
by WheelieMonkey on Feb 17, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, it was a reference to this:
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by MicahtheCynic on Feb 18, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
4
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by SentientAndroid on Feb 17, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions
"Aaaaaahhh.... Real Muthafukcin Gi's...."
Hey Yo Ronada
Whos the.. uh.. Real.. Docta.. Uh..
Fuck. I suck at this.
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